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zakobjoa , in You kids would not remember.
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Well if you smoke two packs a day since you’re eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both – that might age you a little.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Two drinks and two packs a day will keep the youth at bay

Honytawk ,

Because of infertility, right?

CADmonkey ,

Damn right.

I have an aunt who has always looked about 15 years older than both of my parents, despite being my dad’s younger sister. Smoking, drinking, and tanning will age you quick.

obinice , in It'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for me
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You think people our age will be able to afford to retire? Ha.

That’s something the boomers and upper classes took with them.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Boomers and gen X are the ones not able to retire. Most of the younger generations have that ability.

kadotux ,

Please explain.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

They haven’t saved for retirement and grew up in an Era with with work offering pensions as rare.

Younger generations have greater growth and more savings across the board.

ImFresh3x , (edited )

Holy fuck.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c7a311fa-368b-4556-8879-14f48b5cd4e3.webp

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0fd996b3-b12b-4fbf-8519-e16a55f396fe.webp

Generational wealth gap is an undisputed economic reality, especially when comparing any generation to boomers. Boomers have acquired more wealth by ever age benchmark than any generation to ever exist.

And pensions were very common decades ago. Now they’re mostly gone:

www.investopedia.com/…/demiseofdbplan.asp

Your brain is broken. You need to spend more time reading, and less time commenting for a long time.

GreenMario ,

Buried his ass in receipts. Love it

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Trash data. That data conflate the average grandpa with Billionaire CEOs.

Default ,

It really doesn’t

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Reading comprehension level: 0

1847953620 ,

Argument-supporting ability level: 0

Catoblepas ,

Assuming every member of the 1% in the US is a baby boomer, the value of the real estate they own accounts for about 1/3rd of the total real estate wealth owned by boomers.

The 1% have also benefited modestly from rising real-estate values. Their real-estate holdings increased by just under $1 trillion during the pandemic, to reach a high of $5.27 trillion.

ipkpjersi ,

Data isn’t trash just because you say it is.

1847953620 ,

Where’s your better data then

Chev ,

Why are you talking trash instead of delivering? This is the best way to learn something new for bystanders like me and you give up…

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I fully expect a lot of the younger generations to say “fuck it” and just live in poverty instead.

I’m already seeing this attitude in my adult son and his friends and it’s getting increasing hard to motivate him when he sees no light at the end of the tunnel to work for.

EmpathicVagrant ,

You think people our age will reach retirement age? Ha.

joneskind , in How about that?
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Wait until the GOP says children need to watch heterosexual cis porn at kindergarten to « un-groom » them from wokeness.

Those bastards have no sense of shame

hungryphrog ,

At this point I wouldn’t be too suprised if they started doing this.

HiddenLayer5 ,

You joke, but the gay/trans conversion “therapy” industry, which people like these no doubt support, is rife with cases of sexual abuse against children and teens. The stories from victims are honestly nauseating.

ToyDork ,
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You know those horror stories about kids being tricked or kidnapped and put in some twisted social experiment? That actually happened. Normally I’d say fuck the rich but in this case it would be in more than just bad taste; in the southern states there was a “school” where rich families were “sending” their kids to. Why? Some were spoiled brats that were making their family name look bad to their rich parents’ rich friends, others were “too soft” and the bastard and bitch who raised them wanted to “toughen them up”.

The place was straight out of something like those edgy novels that teenagers read but, well, real. There was emotional and social manipulation up to and including gas lighting, they drugged the kids to keep them from escaping, and yes, there was rape. If the place had been discovered recently rather than being shut down years ago, I would be demanding some level of legal autonomy for children because it’s gotten to the point where kids can’t trust anyone to protect them from forced confinement and cruelty.

I would know, I was illegally taken from my family at age 10 by government officials and it took my parents two years of fighting in court to get me back. There’s a difference between grounding a kid or preventing them from going to a cherished event because they screwed up, and being cruel because you can get away with it or being homophobic towards someone who depends on you for survival.

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

See also Joe Vs. Elan School

elan.school

ToyDork ,
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I think that was based on an actual survivor’s experiences, so yeah.

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  • SCB ,

    What does Her Royal Majesty Cardi B have to do with Republicans being weird as fuck about kids?

    Igloojoe , in Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

    I hate the notion that if you arent working, its bad… Fuck off… if i can afford it, maybe i dont want to work…

    Frozengyro ,

    I suspect it’s the implication you were doing illegal things to survive. And they don’t want to be listed as your employer if those things catch up with you later.

    Also, if you can say you were living on savings you’d be fine, I assume.

    Pandemanium ,

    If you tell a job you have savings, they’re going to think you’ll just leave the job whenever you want. They don’t want that. They want dependable workers, as in, the workers depend on the job to live.

    LongbottomLeaf ,

    Thank you for explaining the very mistake I have made in an interview. I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me until now.

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    I did that for nearly a year in my mid 20’s after getting off a 5 year job that managed to save me a whopping $3k… So I squatted on my cheap ass house with a roomie and just got drunk, played games, and got really into reddit.

    Was it worth it then? Yeah, was it worth it now? Eh. Passive income would’ve been nice but eh. I did enjoy my time. And I found I could 100% be one of those people that never worked a day in their life and would have no issue.

    Mac ,

    I wish i could do this for a month each year.

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    We’re looking at you Europe!

    Also gotta find those jobs with nice PTO hours. Or try to start changing them yourself.

    Mac ,

    I just recently changed jobs to the local “good job” company. Two weeks of vacation until 5 years seniority. Kill me.

    At least this job has unpaid leave but i doubt that it’s a realistic avenue.

    FoxFairline , in Don't Give the Corporate Oligarchs What They Want
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    silentslinky OP ,

    Well, when you’re right, you’re right

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Full scale full res of the Fallout one? Please and thank you 😁

    magnetosphere ,
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    This isn’t great, but it’s the best I was able to find doing a quick search for “template fallout meme”.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    It’s plenty good enough! Thanks!

    Atomic , in It's only fair

    Wait… does anyone (Except those who paint eyebrows) actually think painted eyebrows look good? I’ve never met anyone who thinks it looks good on women.

    boogetyboo ,
    @boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

    Have you asked the women with the painted eyebrows? They probably like it. Not all things people do with their appearance are to appeal to others.

    mexicancartel ,

    Not all

    But most are, even uf you ignore it.

    Atomic ,

    No. I do not walk up to random people and ask them personal questions out of nowhere. I just always assume that if they didn’t think it looked good, they wouldn’t do it.

    ElectricMeow ,

    I think there are certain people who can do certain looks that look good with painted eyebrows, as long as it’s very high quality. I don’t see it often.

    Mothra ,
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    Some women lost most of their eyebrow hair and the painted ones actually look better than without.

    Then there are others who paint to make their brows appear fuller, and when well done you don’t notice they are painted.

    So yeah in some cases people who don’t paint their eyebrows can appreciate painted eyebrows on others.

    hardware26 ,
    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    toupee fallacy

    See also:

    “All plastic surgery looks awful”

    “Trans people can never pass”

    xthexder ,
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    This whole wiki is excellent. So many well written pages on logic, philosophy, rhetoric, and history.

    AnUnusualRelic , (edited ) in Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    “When it’s 80…”

    “Good lord! It’s eighty degrees outside! Twenty degrees more and water is boiling! and you’re messing with your pant legs, what the fuck is wrong with you?”

    Oha , in Google DRM when?

    pLeAsE uSe cHrOmE fOr tHe bEsT eXpErIeNcE

    otacon239 , in Has anyone tried pitching high speed rail to the 65+ crowd like this before?

    This would have been so useful for Eddy

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/Bsb9T1g5nlE

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    Neato ,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    This was the video that led me to Eddy Burback. He's an excellent youtuber.

    bela ,

    He could have been sitting in the margaritaville dining car the entire ride!

    gruf ,
    @gruf@lemmy.ml avatar

    before I read the title I legitimately thought this was a reference to his video lol

    starman2112 , in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I know it clearly works, and old people do definitely fall for it, but I’ll never understand how. What part of the script makes it sound reasonable that the IRS would want amazon gift cards instead of, you know, a cash transfer or something?

    Kimjongtooill ,

    They make it sound like they are only notifying you that you are about to be arrested. They don’t ask for payment and fake refuse the first offer if the mark offers. Then, when the madk is very worried they are about to go to jail, it is much easier for them to believe whatever because it’s harder to think when you are panicking. So something like “our payment system is down so we cant take payment with cards right now. You need to pay within 30 minutes or I can’t reverse it. I guess I can pay out of pocket, but you need to get me the equal amount of gift cards” or some shit like that.

    _stranger_ ,

    I’m convinced it’s because a shit load of old people have committed, and so far gotten away with, serious crimes at some point.

    Random calls from “authority” decades later stun locks their brain in a memory loop.

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Thats equally dark and intriguing. Can you elaborate how you arrived at this conclusion? What serious crimes have you „believably“ heard of so far?

    _stranger_ ,

    Worked in a call center once connecting terminally Ill old people to nurses (a specialized aska nurse line essentially).

    My job was just to call people who needed a call back and then hand them off to a nurse when they answered the phone. I’m talking like 15 seconds of phone time with these people on average.

    The shit I heard in those 15 seconds was wild.

    “Can’t talk, I’m on the other line with Jesus” was one of my favorite dark replies from a person with essentially terminal COPD.

    But there were plenty of “I lived a bad life, I know why this is happening to me” type digressions.

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Jeez! Thats really something. I would still assume they just didn’t go to church enough and thought this was their reckoning or so. In any case, you have guts my friend. That would have ruined my mental health.

    TheBat ,
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    SolarNialamide ,

    I used to hang out with hippies and artists and the age range is quite large there. There was this dude in his 70s who would casually talk about the time he helped get rid of a body after a murder acquaintances of his did in the 60s or 70s or something. He was actually put on trial and got convicted in the 80s when one the people who did the actual murder couldn’t live with the guilt and confessed but managed to get it overturned when he appealed and got acquitted, in part because they never found the body because like 5 years after they disposed of it they put a new highway right over it. Old people are fucking wild lol

    starelfsc2 ,

    along with other replies generally you become more gullible/less able to think of alternative explanations as you age, so even some “obvious” scams look legit

    efstajas ,

    Many real scams are not this obvious, plus a lot of old people are senile to some degree, which these scammers are exploiting. My grandma was contacted by “her bank” about verifying her identity, and after a few minutes of establishing a backstory they asked her for her debit card info including CVV. It all sounded very legit, and they even “transferred her to another department” with hold music and everything. Luckily, she didn’t fall for it.

    hstde ,

    Gullible, scared, lack of critical thinking, blindly following authorities, there are many reasons. It’s not only old people, thought.

    Hardeehar ,

    Don’t forget pathological problems like forgetfulness, dementia, and Alzheimer’s. Scammers have no qualms with stealing from people with disabilities.

    DrM ,

    It’s the amount of money that makes it worth it. If they are successfull the amount is usually something like $10,000-$30,000. If they are only successful once every 2000 calls thats still worth it. Now you would say 2000 calls with 50 people in a call center means they are only successful once every few days and you are totally correct. But you have to put this into consideration with what they are usually paid. If you work in IT for huge companies like Accenture or McKinsey you will earn around 8-10k if you are in upper management and 6-8k if you are a normal worker. That’s yearly. So every successful scam for these scam companies pays up to 5 peoples yearly salary

    Honytawk ,

    Scammers intentionally use typo’s to weed out the intelligent people.

    They pry on the lowest denominators, since they know they can convince them of anything.

    spauldo , in Just a good boy

    Just keep telling yourself, “two Christmases and two birthdays” until greed washes away the pain.

    Then try to be less of an asshole to your kids.

    Pfnic ,

    Except if your parents never end up divorcing and you just having to live with their bickering and one parent undermining the other with gaslighting. Fun times…

    spauldo ,

    “Stay together for the kids, we can make them as miserable as we are together!”

    CADmonkey ,

    Except when neither of the divorced parents has any money, and you get zero birthdays and zero Xmas, but a whole lot of yelling from both sides about how lucky you are and how “I don’t need to get you anything, that bitch/asshole of a mother/father will get something for you.”

    It’s what my wife went through. But she is doing a great job as a mom and a wife because she made up her mind to be different than her parents. She also went from a size 20 to a size 8 over the past several years of constant effort but that’s another story.

    match , in Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible.
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    yeah but sports is a human sacrifice pit

    matchphoenix ,

    The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

    The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

    RQG ,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Or you know. Curling. 🥌

    ArianaGrande ,

    I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

    S_204 ,

    You needed another beer…for balance.

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Also horseback riding. The horse is doing the work.

    girlfreddy , in This can't possibly go wrong

    Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. 😏

    Gnugit ,

    Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.

    Maultasche ,

    You must be crazy

    MrGerrit ,

    Gods…

    chrischryse ,

    Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

    Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

    Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

    AZERTY ,

    Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.

    RTRedreovic ,
    @RTRedreovic@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Oof. That movie was one hell of ride.

    illusoryMechanist ,

    Which movie?

    RTRedreovic ,
    @RTRedreovic@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    “The Gods Must be Crazy”

    WtfEvenIsExistence , in Defediverse

    “You should try to understand the other side”

    The other side: “HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP JEWISH SPACE LASER CLIMATE HOAX DEMOCRAT RIGGED ELECTION DEEP STATE ILLUMINATI FLAT EARTH NASA NASA FAKE MOON”

    No thanks lol

    GBU_28 ,

    I want my experience to be free of that shit, as well as “look at this cute picture of Stalin being a silly boy, hehe”

    rjs001 ,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Go back to your Fox News

    Zuberi ,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This post is about leftism not conservatism

    ChronosWing ,

    Far left and far right on a venn diagram is a circle.

    Zuberi ,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Your “far right” in the states’ is both parties. Dems are not true leftists obviously.

    ChronosWing ,

    You couldn’t be more wrong.

    Zuberi ,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Do you consider yourself a dem? Then you are a lib and not a leftist. It’s okay to be confused here <3

    yaminoEXE ,

    You mean Auth left and Auth right. Far left and far right have nothing in common.

    rjs001 ,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    That’s the most laughable thing I have read today

    Jakeroxs ,

    This is what the nazis want you to believe lmao

    randint ,

    laptop?

    BitPirate ,
    randint ,

    Ah I see, thanks.

    meldroc ,

    I think we understand the other side just fine. They’re a combination of malignant narcissists and complete idiots.

    TheBlue22 , in Credit to George Alexopoulos (GPrime85 on twitter) my absolute favorite right wing cartoonist

    Does he believe this? Does ANYONE belive this?

    To think people like these can vote

    NotSpez ,

    They not only can, but they will. Underlining the importance of anyone who sees this as obvious idiocy to vote as well.

    phoenixz ,

    They live in an echo chamber where everyone repeats the same nonsense, so yeah, I think loads of them believe it.

    Pinklink ,

    For educational purposes, go watch Fox News for an hour (WARNING: more than 90 minutes can cause brain damage). I absolutely guarantee you will hear the same phrase, with the same wording, 20-200 times (sometimes they are more emphatic depending on the subject) within that hour. If you repeat it enough times, some people will take it as hard fact.

    phoenixz ,

    Yeah, unfortunately know about fox news

    mindbleach ,

    It’s possible he thinks this is what would have to be true, for criticism of Christianity to make sense.

    But it’s more likely he recognizes this is absurd, and targeted at his outgroup, and… end of thought process.

    SpaceCowboy ,
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    There’s this weird thing where these people fantasize about the debauchery that liberals are doing.

    It’s basically a fetish for them.

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