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saigot , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
the_itsb ,

I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.

PeleSpirit ,

What’s a towel party, is it a theme and everyone just wears their best towel?

Duamerthrax ,

Half the people are going to think it’s an orgy and everyone will be disappointed.

c0mpufreak ,

It’s a reference to the book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where:

a) the number 42 plays a significant role b) the towel is hailed as the most useful thing a galaxy hitchhiker could possibly posses.

So Don’t Panic and don’t forget your towel :)

cloudy1999 ,

A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?

the_itsb ,

I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.

I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.

rDrDr , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

Growing up, all the towels we had at home were stolen from hotels.

uphillbothways ,
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Growing up we never went to hotels or anywhere, really. Mother stole our towels from grandma, who got them free from the grocery store on rewards points in the 70's.

eochaid , in The US of A
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Can’t believe you guys got baited by this boring low effort rage bait garbage. Come on Lemmy, you’re better than this.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

The news on RFK Jr. Zionist takes got me to see what is really happening in Israel-Palistine

This is a huge issue for the country

Israel has lobbists in a lot of our policies.

Sabby Sabs explains it: youtu.be/9DL67KDFrXU

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DragonTypeWyvern ,

Zionist anti-Semite RFK Jr

eochaid ,
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Also anti-vaxxer, Trump supporter, radical anti-medicalist, HIV/AIDS denialist, and notibly supported by Steve Bannon and conservative super-PACs as a “chaos candidate” against the dems. I listened to him back when he was on Air America decades ago. He has always been a wacked out nutjob.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Who did you reply to? Looks like you replied to OP’s OG post.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Anti-Semite was a smear, that politians and corp media use all the time, he is an ultra-zionist.

RFK Jr. Is Pro-Israel and Pro-Jewish(ones in er not the colored or pro-palistine jews).

This means he lied about being for peace.

Many people, myself included, have changed their views on RFK Jr. after we saw his views of the Palestinian people.

DragonTypeWyvern ,
jimmydoreisalefty ,

Thanks for the link.

The numbers do not make sense and he does not qualify for secret service this far from the race.

Briahna Joy Gray on Rising also talks about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHJo7hpRCY

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eochaid ,
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You’re better than this. Hatred of the straw man doesn’t suit you. And it sure won’t solve any of the issues in this country. All it does is grab your attention and distract you.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

What do you mean?

Hatred?

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Lemmy popular enough for state sponsored boting

avenging_beatrice , in all of these elon bs I don't care about
Reverendender , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
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I would love to know which god-tier cushiony towels you are using at home!

maxcharacterlimit , in Saviours of humanity

“I’m going to make an underwater elevator so people can freely explore th-”

xavier666 ,

C R O M C H !

Weirdbeardgame ,
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Stupid Logitech controller! Shakes fist angrily

Anolutheos , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

Yet somehow the hotel towels are several times better at actually drying than my thick luxurious towels at home

Kecessa ,

Don’t use softener

elscallr ,
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Are you using fabric softener? That makes your towel less absorbent. If you're using detergent with built in softener it'll do the same.

Wash your towels with a cup of vinegar to remove the softener.

uphillbothways ,
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And/or borax in the machine with the soap. Helps a lot.

WarmSoda ,

Should I shower with vinegar and then use my crappy home towel?

veroxii ,

Sure. Why not?

captainjaneway , in Pleasing everyone
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My dog is loving and wonderful. But she definitely knows what she wants: the ball, the bone, the food, outside, and pets.

Sharpiemarker ,

My dog would take issue with that order.

Rainmanslim ,

True.

Honestly I think that unless there’s a storm or it’s blisteringly hot or freezing cold, the only reason dogs ever want to be inside is to be with their humans.

robocall , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
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This is how I feel about pillows

maxcharacterlimit , in Restricted Topics

…considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.

As is should be, excellent parenting

peto ,

If your kid isn’t looking up forbidden knowledge you failed as a parent.

NENathaniel , (edited ) in all of these elon bs I don't care about
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I don’t think anyone can sue him over using X. It’s too generic of a name/icon to trademark

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Groundbreaking Inventions
threelonmusketeers ,

It may not be a drill, but every tool can be a hammer if you try hard enough.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Shit happens

“Have a nice day.”
“Sorry, I’m scheduled for a shitty one.”

Imgonnatrythis , in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.

Ryan213 , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
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Same with toilet paper ply.

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