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velox_vulnus , in Military top

That’s the remnants of old British English, which probably preserved one if the features of Latin. It means “also/and”.

So penetration-cum-blast round means penetration-and-blast round. On second thought, this really doesn’t fix how wrong it sounds.

AndrasKrigare ,

Ah, that makes sense, like summa cum laude.

StThicket , in USA presidential candidates

It amazes me that one of the largest countries in the world, with the most diverse demographics, can only chose between two candidates. This is not democracy. It’s a shit show that has been going on for far too long.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

America is a one party dictatorship, and in typical American extravagence, it has two of them.

pingveno , (edited )

Said by a man who ran a country that outlawed all but the party he was prime minister of. He was probably a little salty about criticism over the lack of democracy in his country.

Hirom ,

Tradition and inertia.

The USA is proud to have the oldest and longest-standing written constitution. The fact it hasn’t been rewriteen in a long time help explain why there’s still an electoral college, slavery for prisoners (13th amendements), and weak regulation of campaign finance.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Oldest active constitution is San Marino.

xor ,

Presumably what the other commenter was referring to is the US having the oldest codified constitution

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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Which is honestly meaningless but very convenient for US narrations. There were also older de facto constitutions, which are usually forgotten like the Henrician Articles of P-L Commonwealth. US constitution is famous because it was the one which was loudly proclaimed and imitated later.

xor ,

Ok 👍

Hirom ,

That’s interesting. Thanks for pointing it out.

My point is having a very old constitution isn’t much of a boast if keeping it as-is causes political issues.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Just mention an alternative and you’ll will quickly understand why.

The parties have done the most amazing job in pretending the world will end at every election if they are not chosen.

capital ,

Is that a 3rd option in a first past the post system?

Hmmmm… what could be the issue there I wonder.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

The people are the issue not the system

capital ,

There is absolutely an issue with first past the post voting systems. And frankly I think you know what the problems are.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

That people are so desperate to keep it in place.

FTFP is never going go away if you keep voting for it lol.

capital ,

How surprising. A comment meant to discourage voting.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Vote for something different than the ftfp parties.

pingveno ,

That’s not how it works. As long as FPTP exists, it will lock us into two parties. We have had multiple party systems that all demonstrated this principle. Some places are experimenting with alternatives on the state and local level, but it will take time.

capital ,

You’ve already got one response to this which is correct. I want to add to it to help explain how FPTP voting systems result in a 2 party system and simply voting for another party does not solve the issue.

But first you’re either aware of the problem and want to encourage people to vote third party while pretending not to know how the system works or you’re actually just ignorant to the issue.

I don’t normally like video links in discussions like this but this one is especially good and is only 6.5 mins.

youtu.be/s7tWHJfhiyo

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Your video does not explain how voting Democrat is going to fix the FTFP system.

People that don’t understand politics have a better understanding than people that have been frog-boiled into voting for a Genocidal Geriatric.

capital ,

The presidential vote isn’t where we fix the voting system. We have to work in the system we have. It’s just reality.

My assessment of you hasn’t changed - you’re either completely ignorant or want Biden voters to change to third party to help Trump.

Every interaction with you has a similar quality. I’m never sure if you’re just this stupid or if you know exactly what you’re doing.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

The presidential vote is where it’s fixed. Republicans have already moved to ban other voting types calling them ‘too complicated’. Democrats will join them the second their duopoly is endangered.

Just like how they crack down on student protests and block ballot access for third parties, Democrats have no standards either.

capital ,

The system exists as it is…. I don’t know any other way to say this. FPTP has a spoiler problem that you can’t wish away.

I’m not going to vote for a candidate that’s going to get maybe 2-5% of the vote.

I would like to bet you $1000 that either the Dem or Rep candidate will win. If anyone BUT those two win, I would pay you.

If you ACTUALLY believed anyone else will win, you’d take me up on it. What do you say?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Strange you’re including Republican in there. You believe Biden is winning right? So your money should be on Biden and any other winner would make you lose.

capital ,

I’m sitting here trying to convince you that FPTP results in a two party system. I’m betting on the two parties.

YOU are the one imagining that can change by simply voting 3rd party.

So, you down for a bet or what?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

If Biden isn’t winning what’s the point of voting for him?

capital ,

He is one of two possibilities.

And you’re not going to bet because you know it too.

And now we know you’re not ignorant to this fact. You’re encouraging 3rs party votes knowing very well they will not win.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

No Biden is zero of one possibility.

There’s no way he’s going to beat Trump.

capital ,

I’m glad we finally got to you admitting 3rd parties won’t win.

Thanks.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad we finally got you admitting that Biden wont win.

capital ,

Linkerbaan logic:

3rd parties who are lucky to get 5% of the vote can win.

Biden, who won against Trump last time cannot win.

Lol

VictoriaAScharleau ,

FPTP voting systems result in a 2 party system and simply voting for another party does not solve the issue.

this isn’t an immutable natural law.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

you’re either aware of the problem and want to encourage people to vote third party while pretending not to know how the system works or you’re actually just ignorant to the issu

false dichotomy

crusa187 ,

It is kind of amazing how even those disenfranchised voters will rally to support the hegemony of the “two party” corporatist rule. I suggested recently we could consider rallying behind a single issue 3rd party candidate who would end the legalized bribes and replace FPTP with a more democratic alternative, and was immediately downvoted and told it’s not possible due to FPTP.

facepalm

glitchdx ,

In order for a 3rd option to be viable, the entire system must change. I’m not holding my breath.

Between now and then, all we can do is vote for the less bad of two evils.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

It is theoreticaly possible, but praticaly speaking it would be near impossible.

To acomplish this, you need to get 51% of the population (who actually vote) to all vote for one person. However, with FPTP, you get one choice on the ballot. Is the average voter going to risk their vote on a 3rd party, or vote for who they belive to be the “lesser evil” of the two that have a shot at winning?

Even if you do manage to get 51%, there’s the electoral collage. Never forget, our democracy has built in the ability to overwrite the presidential vote.

Your first hurdle is getting any one to name an independent candidate.

Edit: adjusted some wording to be better.

pastabatman ,

I agree with this. But also, this time is the closest to “end of the world” stakes we’ve had in recent memory. We have a literal criminal, rapist, and fraudster who already tried to overthrow the government once leading the polls.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

2016 called they want their gaslighting back. Trump isn’t the final form of Fascism. He’s getting close but he ain’t it.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

didn’t you vote in the primary? why not?

Americans got to choose between many candidates, and out of those, it’s down to 6, and of those 6, it’s only really likely 2, that’s true.

But it isn’t quite like you imply.

nobody158 ,

The shitty thing is by the time my states primary pretty much every else has dropped out. We need to run the primary like a real election not piecemeal.

StThicket ,

I didn’t vote in the primary, because I’m not American.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

yes, obviously. but the point stands: there wasn’t just two candidates, and you don’t know what you’re talking about.

StThicket ,

I understand what you are trying to say. Ultimately, there are only two to vote for. Ideally, there should be more than two parties, and more than two candidates. That’s how democracies work. What you have is a dysfunctional system that divides people in two groups, and there are no incentives to cooperate between parties. Proper voting is also suffering due to the two-party system.

youtu.be/yhO6jfHPFQU

In my country, the parties with the majority of votes and the ability to cooperate gets to form a government. We also try to make it easy to get people to vote, insted of your system of gerrymandering.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

there are 6 parties, but only two of the six are large ones at the moment.

StThicket ,

Yes I know, but the voting system favours the two largest. Thats why they are large. Small parties have 0% chance og getting representatives into the houses, so they are basically irrelevant.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

just as long as you know you’re wrong. 👍

StThicket ,

Yes, it’s important to defend the only thing you know, even how bad it might be. 😄

crusa187 ,

The RNC never intended to run a candidate other than Trump because he controls MAGA, which is what remains of their energized base. The primaries they held were “just in case” Merrick Garland actually did something useful and successfully prosecuted Trump for insurrection, which never came to pass.

The DNC did everything they could to prevent primary elections from occurring in various states, and bullied anyone who was floating a run into submission. This included the state dept making calls to state DNC committees to cancel primaries, or remove certain candidates from their ballots. According to them, it was an insult to Biden admin and their legacy to even suggest another candidate should run. And now look where that’s gotten us.

So no, we didn’t actually vote in primaries this year because the establishment refuses to relinquish the status quo.

Sterile_Technique , in USA presidential candidates
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Krusty doesn’t deserve this.

Zahtu ,

Yeah Kristy is better than this dipshit orange, fascism and racism spilling trash can of a human meat bag.

Grandwolf319 ,

Although Krusty is a decent human being in the show, he is also shown to be a typical out of touch celebrity while kind of trashy still.

Trump is like the classic trashy celebrity so imo it fits more than it doesn’t.

pelletbucket , (edited ) in Murderous Intent

Henry Ford’s right hand man had uneven steps in his home as a defense mechanism. he fell down them and died while drunk (apparently this is urban legend)

Catsrules ,

I think they do that in castles steps as well. To slow down invading.

wischi ,

I think they did that in castles, because it’s generally pretty hard to build castles. If the enemy is inside the walls you are practically done anyway.

BlemboTheThird ,

I enjoy the idea that some shitass mason hated whatever king hired him, built all the stairs as quickly and poorly as possible, and then to save his ass later had to be all “oh hmm yes the stairs? That’s a feature actually” and somehow it winds up catching on

wischi ,

Sounds like an urban legend. Who do you mean anyway? James Couzens? Harry Bennett? Charles Sorensen? His son Edsel? They all died of natural causes.

pelletbucket ,

every time the story comes back up it takes me ages to figure out who I was talking about again. I can never remember the name, but he was featured in an episode of last podcast on the left

Jiggle_Physics ,

You are talking about Henry Bennett. This is a myth though. While he did have stairs like that, he died in a care home after years of declining health. His actual cause of death wasn’t announced, but it was likely because he had been in rapid decline for years and just before going into the care home, had a stroke.

PunnyName ,

Nice

LodeMike ,

Skill issue

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

It could be…

Most areas in the US have that as a building code violation for the safety issue of it. Usually, there’s a “first” when any regulation regarding inherent safety is created.

Snowclone , in Checkmate

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

Garbanzo ,

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

glitch1985 ,

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

flambonkscious ,

Nice counter…

Now get off my lawn!

/s

KISSmyOSFeddit , in Windows 7

Looks like ads in the start menu aren’t anything new.

Edit: I’m dumb, but I’m leaving my comment here.

jsomae , in Not cool

They made the right call. Macaroni and cheese is definitely that good.

ColeSloth ,

Not the Mac n cheese for the last like 20+ years. It used to use real cheese and really did taste better. I know the internet got all uppity against kraft a while back, claiming they started making the noodle portion worse somewhere around 2016 or something, but that’s nothing compared to the big taste difference that happened when they stopped using real cheese.

heavy ,

Sorry what? You know you can make Mac and cheese from scratch right? It’s not too difficult.

krashmo ,

Are you telling me that simply dumping the contents of a cardboard box into some hot water is not the best way to cook a meal? I’m shocked

flambonkscious ,

It gets even better though, 'cos you can get all deviant and start adding to the recipe with a few bits of mushroom, bacon or maybe even chorizo

krashmo ,

My man, chorizo is the best meat there is. It makes every meal better

Facebones , (edited )

This little honduran spot near me offers this breakfasty eggs and chorizo meal and my wallet still hasn’t recovered

MrVilliam ,

Being right isn’t cheap.

Lost_My_Mind ,

I like to add mini pizzas, corndogs, a bowl of solidified soup, and 87 cans of beer.

flambonkscious ,

That is an absolute shocker, how dare you?!

Jekyll ,

Bell peppers, salami and smoked chili powder

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Bro eww that’s disgusting.

You add the whole box into some hot water. The cardboard is protein.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It provides much-needed roughage and essential inks.

jsomae ,

The thing you’re talking about is not Mac and Cheese.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Make it yourself, obviously ready made meals are gonna taste bad if they are cheap (which they are)

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look, some people just can’t digest it. As you get older, your ability to process mac’n’cheese without dire intestinal consequences drops off substantially. The pros just simply aren’t worth the cons, not by a long shot.

Doesn’t stop me tho

jsomae ,

Huh, I didn’t know about this. What ingredient(s) cause(s) the problem?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lactose

Lost_My_Mind ,

Why must some people be so intolerant of the lactose people??? Racists…

jsomae ,

Does everyone become lactose intolerant with age?

Halosheep ,

Lactose intolerance is more common than lactose tolerance globally. In the unites states, something like 1 in 3 people are lactose intolerant.

It’s largely genetic. Lactose tolerance can be traced to nomadic tribes that kept milk producing animals as a food source, adapting to tolerate lactose in their diet over time.

jsomae ,

But I didn’t know it happened with age

EnderofGames ,

Of course it is with age. No mammals are born lactose intolerant. We drink milk as infants.

Almost universally, all adult mammals become lactose intolerant. We humans are lucky for those of us who tolerant.

jsomae ,

Sure, but I figured that lactose intolerance would typically manifest before the age of, say, 20. I didn’t realize that people could become lactose intolerant as seniors.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Your poor toilet bowl…

jaybone ,

as you get older

As you get older, you develop taste and stop eating garbage.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

There are varieties of mac’n’cheese other than Kraft

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao gourmet mac n’ cheese 😍

huquad ,

Oven baked Mac and cheese with bread crumb topping really is that good

Mac ,

that doesn’t make it not good though.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Note “Doesn’t stop me tho”

bjoern_tantau , in some people on this platform
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Something tells me Karl Marx wouldn’t like these things either.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

vaushites pulling shit out of their ass instance 9001

rustyfish , in freedom!
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GlitterInfection ,

This reference is so old, that Johnny 5 must be dead by now.

WeirdGoesPro ,
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Johnny 5 is alive.

Anissem ,
@Anissem@lemmy.ml avatar

God I loved that movie when I was young

papaya , (edited ) in Please be satire

I hate selfies, so whenever I’m on vacation I just take pictures of my surroundings but never with me in it. Once, my cousin wanted to see my vacation pics, so I showed them to him. He then asked why I’m not in any of them. When I said I didn’t think it was necessary, his genuine confused reply was, “But how do people know you were really there, then?”

It’s really insane out there.

thehatfox ,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

This is how I take pictures, I take pictures of the things I am seeing so I can look back at those moments later. I don’t experience life in third person, observing myself from overhead like a video game, so why would I want myself in the pictures?

olutukko ,

the neat part is they don’t. unless you tell them about the trip. I too only take pictures of my surroundings, with my camera app, for myself, without the intend of sharing more than maybe one of them. unless I happend to put something on a family group chat or something

Pulptastic ,

I have a counterpoint. I used to be the same way but then I realized I just had a bunch of amateur photos of places where professional photos were readily available, basically wasted effort. So now I try to capture the people I’m with in the photos as a way to remember our trip together. This is also great fodder to make photo books for the grandmas.

SacralPlexus ,

Same for me. I took multiple trips as a young adult where I just took scenery photos. Twenty years later I really regretted not including myself and family in those photos. Think of yourself in the future and skip sharing them online.

papaya , (edited )

I’m the same when I’m going on a vacation with my parents! I want to have as much memories captured with them as possible… But it’s only when I’m with them lol. I usually go to vacations solo, and the pictures without me is still memories to me–even if it’s a bad picture and not professional quality, it’s still something I saw and experienced myself. Like maybe my sunset picture I took is crooked or too dark etc, but when I see it I remember the moment I was there; it captured exact hue of the sky that I saw, the birds that I was watching earlier, the clouds that I thought looked like a Pokemon and made me smile. The better pictures that other people took do not have that, so for me personally, it’s not a wasted effort.

The other day I was looking at my solo vacation pictures from 10, 15 years ago without me in them, and the memories are still with me.

Anyway, I think that although we take them differently, we both agree that vacation pictures should be for our memories, and not for “showing other people that we were REALLY there” (as my cousin said, haha…)

Liz ,

One time I found this old home movie my grandma made of their visit to the Grand Canyon back in the 50s. She’s filming the scenery and a couple times you can barely see my dad and uncles run by. We’re watching this in the mid ’00s – 50 years later, near the end of her life. She goes “Why didn’t I point the camera at them? I don’t care about the Grand Canyon."

That’s when I quit taking pictures without people in them.

www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/…/cawuf50/

some_guy , in so much for modern medicine

My father’s parents were told he’d die of polio in the hospital that night. He recovered. The vax was new when my mother got it. I exist because of vaccines and dumb luck. I hate them, every shithead antivax fuckwad for harming humanity.

pingveno ,

My grandmother got polio as an adult and suffered from post-polio syndrome. She lived to a ripe old age (mid 90’s), but had a significantly reduced quality of life.

Tartas1995 , in Getting a human to assemble something is usually more expensive then getting a robot to do it. Provided that the human gets paid, that is.

Temu is also shady about your data. So lol, you fucked yourself too.

flashgnash ,

Unless you’ve been a monk for the last 15 years your data’s already out anyway

Even on Lemmy, everything you say is public and can be harvested pretty easily

Tartas1995 , (edited )

TIL, posts that I post publicly and knowingly so, are the same as app that has 2 class-action lawsuits against them related to privacy and just had an event where they bought your likeness from you for 40bucks while advertising it as a “referral program” and the owner of the app had a malware infested App uploaded to the App Stores and with people claiming that their banking account information got leaked through the app.

Thanks! What would I do without the knowledge that you provided to me?

There is a difference between what I like to watch on YouTube and my banking information.

Edit: I forgot to mention that there is a law that forces Chinese companies to grant the Chinese state access to their computer systems. So everything, I said, plus a whole ass government (with more and less corrupt people) has your data!

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

On the edit part, I guess the same could be said about GAFAM and the US

Tartas1995 ,

Well, I don’t wholely disagree but the laws are different and the application of the law is different.

But yeah, distrust is appropriate in both and all other case.

Ghostalmedia , in mine is waterproof too
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

One is a watch. The other is an expensive piece of jewelry that is also a watch.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Jewelry is also fucking retarded. Once upto a time some guy was like ‘you see this rock? awfully shiny. you want that rock?’ and some dumbfuck was like ‘yes, I do’ and the guy with the rock replied ‘$$$’ and thus, jewelery was invented.

It’s a damn shiny rock. It serves no purpose. And people pay thousands of dollars for tiny rocks. Buy vibrators, not rocks. Cheaper 10 fold, actually useful, great gifts.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, if you want to get super Vulcan about it. But people have emotions, can appreciate craft, can appreciate nature, and like to express themselves.

Granted, the person that buys a $100k watch is usually trying to express “I have money.” So fuck that person. But on the flip side, you have things like the necklace my wife wears, which contains a coin that reminds her of her mom, and was made by a local skilled craftsperson that makes really interesting stuff.

I don’t think there is anything wrong with rocking something that is sentimental and expresses that you value good craft.

riodoro1 , in Pokemon - US Edition

There would be no rioting in the US. Just corporations scamming you with „insurance”

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

The U.S. has been trained to see protesting as a bad thing, so now we all just take the hits and blame neighbors whose political values don’t line up with ours.

Signtist ,

It’s amazing how many people I meet who think so highly of the American revolution, but are completely aghast at the idea of fighting against the government now.

BlemboTheThird ,

While simultaneously opposing any form of gun control so they can fight… something?

Apparently the only protest worth anything is one where you’re shooting at someone

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

Shooting at people is an American tradition. We can’t let our kids forget what this nation was built upon.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

only if the people doing the shooting arent gay or something

Spot , in *Impressed Polka Noises*
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