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remotelove , in Birds are cool.
can ,

I still think it’s beautiful. Just listen to songs they’ve made in pursuit of getting some.

imgonnatrythis ,

Listen to the songs people have made with the same agenda. Pretty good too.

usualsuspect191 ,

I feel like I’ve seen this exact joke in several different web comics

remotelove ,

I am fairly sure of that as well.

Rodeo ,

That’s the state of modern webcomics. Copy a joke you saw in another webcomic, or complain about something personal.

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine you walk through a wood and record the sounds, play it back later at 300 times slower, hearing trees cumming and ejaculating over you while you were standing there… You’ll never walk through the woods again …

plantedworld ,

That must be why the entwives left

benjihm ,

Can’t wait for this exact webcomic to be made by a bird that’s seen how we act on TikTok

Cleverdawny , in Maths 🗿

I like how this trash comic is becoming a meme

Wage_slave ,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

Thinking the exact same thing lol. I really do hope the person who is behind the og comic sees these remakes and gets that gut wrenching feeling knowing that his art is a fucking joke.

And pretty damn funny when others add the talent to it.

Cleverdawny ,

Yeah I mean it was so ridiculous in the first place. Not as ridiculous as his boob grabbing one, but still silly

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

When I saw the original comic I assume it was meant to mock the right, which once again proves the right are great at mocking themselves without realising it.

Such a shame they make crappy comics because I really dig the art style. Waste of talent.

Cleverdawny ,

Absolutely.

tryptaminev ,

I have heard of many cases where parents forced their children to get pregnant so they could get an abortion. Just like i heard about all the schools that put up litter boxes for all the furry students. It is totally real! Greg wrote about it in the whatsapp group and he had it from Ann over in Missouri!

a_lemmy_user ,

I’ve been had.

someguy3 ,

Link to boob grabbing one?

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

We all do 🙌

Rooty , in Defediverse

Defederating brigaders and trolls is necessary to maintain a healthy community. If your instance is defederated from all major instances, perhaps you should look examine what sort of company you keep.

Ddhuud ,

With that mentality we’ll all become beehaw. The cesspool of don’t look at me funny.

natebluehooves ,

What a telling perspective.

Zuberi ,
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Typical Lemmy.world take

Macaroni_ninja , in It's the truth
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Ok, if an article is 500 words long and the bot shortens it to 80 is still reasonable to call it TL:DR, however if there is a 1000+ word article we have two options:

Shorten it to 2-300 words and still give us most of the important details, or give us a two sentence summary, which is the true TL:DR for me, but most headlines also do the same job.

Personally option 1 is much better and I don’t care how the bot is called. I’m okay with reading one phone screen worth of text instead of clicking the link and skimming through whatever side content and ads they have and reading 5-10 times as much.

Call it something else if you don’t like the TL:DR bot name, or block it, but it’s super useful IMO.

EddoWagt ,

How about both? A TL;DR and a TL;TL;DR;DR

pythonoob ,

My album my album is dropping is dropping

ReakDuck ,

Fuck fuck yeah yeah

LukeMedia ,

Just got back from the studio. My album my album my album is dropping is dropping is dropping.

Loid ,

Words many, TL:DR plz

WhoRoger ,
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I just want it shortened to a non-clickbait headline. And then a version shortened to about a 1/4rd length, as that’s usually the ratio of information to fluff in written articles.

Nioxic , in Touch grass

Futurama writers.

But yes

ryry1985 ,

I think they have a lot of the same writers

Indicah ,

Only like 3-4 writers were on both shows. Not really many.

ryry1985 ,

TIL Thanks

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Ah, I thought most of them were the same, my bad.

Ascend910 , in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here’s our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn’t happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would you?
Yamaha: You’re not gonna believe this

SqueezeMeMacaroni ,

Yamaha often gets overlooked for instruments, I think a lot of this is that we don’t expect a company that makes jetskis and motorcycles to also know what they’re doing with guitars, saxophones, and pianos, but they actually make good quality stuff.

It’s more accurate to think of Yamaha as a conglomerate that owns several different companies. It’s just that a lot of those smaller companies are also named Yamaha

Fun fact, the Yamaha logo is an image of three tuning forks, laid atop each other.

DTFpanda ,

They get overlooked because they’re fuckin expensive

IDontHavePantsOn ,

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say that before. Almost everything they make is industry standard setting when it comes to price. It’s either so cheap you can’t believe it, or it’s priced right where it should be.

teuast ,

In terms of pianos and keyboards, maybe, but those also aren’t overlooked, they’re broadly considered among the best you can get. They own Bosendorfer now too, btw. Drums are just fuckin expensive in general, and most drummers I think you’ll talk to are generally aware of them along with the likes of Pearl and DW.

You might be talking about guitars and basses, which would be fair, most people don’t associate Yamaha with guitars and basses. The thing is, the most expensive non-signature Pacifica currently in production is like $750 and comes with Duncan pickups and a Wilkinson trem. And even the Revstars, which are out of my price range, come in quite a ways under comparable Gibsons.

DTFpanda ,

Thanks for your comment, I specifically meant drums and should’ve clarified. Yamaha sets were always up there in cost compared to all low/mid range sets growing up through the 2000s, though I haven’t compared prices in over 5 years. As far as guitars go, I’m currently learning and started with a Yamaha FG800 I picked up used for $175, though even full price wasn’t bad.

IDontHavePantsOn , (edited )

I am a guitar player first and foremost, but their drums always sounded damn good, and their hardware was always super solid. Not my area of expertise, but Yamaha seemed to never made a cheap kit because their base model kit had such good hardware and quality it was punching up to way more expensive Pearl and Ludwig kits.

The only problems I’ve seen is that they don’t have good resale value because they are China made, and most musicians don’t want to be that guy playing anything made in China.

Also good choice on the FG. I’ve played a lot of acoustics and honestly yamaha acoustics are astounding. If I were to pick my top 5 acoustic brands, Yamaha would be solidly at #2. My next acoustic is going to be a Yamaha trans-acoustic. It’s either that for $800, or buy my dream acoustic which costs $5000.

SqueezeMeMacaroni ,

Yamaha owns a lot of smaller companies. Line 6 has been one of their subsidiaries for a while and they recently acquired Ampeg as well, so you can buy a full rig with a bass, effects pedals, amp head and speaker cabs all from Yamaha.

Surface_Detail ,

Yamaha Pacificas are a great first guitar in terms of value for money.

SqueezeMeMacaroni , (edited )

I don’t know which products you’re thinking of but at least for bass guitars (which is my instrument) they’ve got stuff ranging from less than $200 up to just under $2000. My upper-mid tier bass cost just under $900, but sounds and feels better than Fender basses that would cost $1300 or more. Not to mention better designed. Compare that to other top tier production models from Fender, Gibson, Musicman, Rickenbacker etc… They’re all between $2000 and $3000. Musicman might be the only one of those that can claim to be better built consistently.

ellesper ,
@ellesper@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got a set of Yamaha HS7 studio monitors sitting in front of me right now. Their music equipment is great.

Leviathan ,

They often get overlooked because, in my experience (guitars and violins) they tend to sound like hot garbage. Good for entry level but not much else.

YourFavouriteNPC ,
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Can’t speak for Guitars and Violins, but their drum hardware is top notch amazing stuff

Leviathan ,

Huh! TIL.

SqueezeMeMacaroni ,

I’m a bass player so I’m only aware of their guitar models, haven’t ever played them myself (and honestly I lack the experience with guitars to tell a good one from a so-so one). But their BB basses are great and have been for a long time. I bought one for less than $900 a couple years back and it sounds and plays great, and is just a really well designed instrument. They’ve implemented a lot of stuff that legacy companies like Fender or Gibson should, but won’t (6 bolt necks with miter attachments at the end, angled slots for through body stringing, string trees that actually retain strings well for a good break angle above the nut, reversible bridge saddles)

Protoflare ,

I have a yamaha saxophone, it is one of their intermediate ranges (I forgot which one since I am living overseas). Sound quality is excellent. I play classical saxophone, and it produces this great warm tone (I have no idea how to describe it) that is excellent for this purpose. I am not sure about jazz though.

SqueezeMeMacaroni ,

My brother in law is a jazz sax player (tenor) and plays a Yamaha. I don’t know the model but he says it’s great and punches well above it’s weight class considering what it cost him.

Matombo ,

Don’t forget your electric guituar amplyfier on the way out

Cypher ,

Gear it right (or wrong I guess) and that 600cc WILL hit 300km/h. They put out the same power the original hyperbikes did.

Iron_Lynx , (edited )

ME: The concert’s on a boat by the way, and we need power really soon. Do you happen to have outboard boat motors?

YAMAHA: Have I got something for you right here.

unfnknblvbl ,

I also love that all of the greatest Toyota car engines have had Yamaha heads.

Krtek ,

I think just mentioning the LFA suffices

Crow , in Love my bugs like I like my ..
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

It wouldn’t be weird to land bugs if they had that tasty meat crustaceans do. I’m big for alternative sources of protein like bugs, but the fact is they taste like shit.

TheHottub ,
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting. So, what bugs have you eaten?

vsis ,
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chinese proverb: everything is tasty if you fry it enough.

gonzo0815 ,

Ate fried bugs. Can confirm they aren’t tasty at all.

Aux ,

I don’t know, I love fried crickets! Great beer snack!

JamesStallion ,

Tequila and roasted garlic crickets

Aux ,

Mmm, that works too!

Ubermeisters ,

You weren’t supposed to use motor oil

SuckMyWang ,

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  • jscummy ,

    What else am I supposed to use? I only have motor oil and piss in my pantry usually

    MonkderZweite ,

    Did too, theres not much taste. Or flesh at all.

    ramble81 ,

    I thought that was a Texan proverb.

    MonkderZweite ,

    Everything is tasty with some salt/the right spice.

    Hamartiogonic ,
    @Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Made up proverb: if you’re starving to death, even dogs become food.

    zuu ,
    @zuu@lemmy.world avatar

    I have it on pretty good authority of the film Snowpiercer that bug bars are delicious.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I tried a mealworm chocolate bar once. Can NOT confirm.

    Kalkaline ,
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    Yeah, I had some salsa with crickets added, it tasted earthy, but not completely unpleasant. Lobster, crab, crawfish, etc. have a much more pleasant taste.

    Glifted ,

    Nah, taste is fine. It’s the texture that’s weird

    BlemboTheThird ,

    agreed. ive had crickets at a local restaurant and once when i went to ecuador i had these giant roasted termites. both were well prepared and tasted good, but they also both (the termites in particular) had a bad texture and had pieces that just didn’t want to get swallowed. like if popcorn had 200% more kernel.

    nik282000 ,
    @nik282000@lemmy.ml avatar

    If there were 2lb spiders that taste like lobster roaming around on land I would sure as fuck be out in the woods with a net every weekend.

    SwampYankee ,

    Surely you mean a flamethrower.

    100_kg_90_de_belin , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

    Boot-flavored capitalist Kool-Aid must be so refreshing during such a torrid summer

    moonsnotreal , in Today we learnt...
    @moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Ok I guess we both have it bad

    GrammatonCleric ,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅

    captainlezbian ,

    I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck

    SexualPolytope ,
    @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    How?

    TaleOfSam ,
    @TaleOfSam@kbin.social avatar

    Life's wild, my friend

    TheHottub ,
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    Sack fold

    HerbalGamer ,

    Sack Fold new bandname called it!

    TheHottub ,
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    First album titled: Pinch & Roll

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    First single: Hanging around the corner

    Walk_blesseD ,
    @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.

    DeusHircus ,

    Someone’s never had their balls shaved as smooth as a Christmas ham. You can definitely get bubbles floating up past your balls, but it takes a decent amount of sweat and a complete lack of hair

    ininewcrow ,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I think I’d rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me

    LittleWizard , in Milk creme

    Vegan ice cream anyone?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    The Ben&Jerry’s line is actually pretty good.

    roux ,
    @roux@lemmy.ml avatar

    So Delicious brand Chocolate Cookies and Cream is where it’s at.

    chetradley ,

    Yes please

    RegularGoose , (edited ) in Elon paywalled Tweet Deck.

    Why are people still on there? Twitter has been sold; the old management is never coming back. X is, almost explicitly at this point, a platform meant for crypto scammers and white supremacists, and that is not going to change. If you aren’t part of or adjacent to those groups, fucking leave it.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    I deleted two weeks ago. I hadn’t tweeted in years but I used it to read other people, but I’m done.

    yt_deliveries ,

    I’m hanging on until I get a BlueSky invite. I think a lot of people are doing the same.

    ashok36 ,

    Why? What could you possibly be missing at this point if you just stopped using it?

    Catoblepas ,

    There are a lot of informative artists and educators that are otherwise scattered to the four winds (or worse, only on Facebook/TikTok/Instagram). I’ve learned a lot from people posting about field work they’re actively doing, people certified to do all kinds of jobs I’d never otherwise get to hear from, etc. There’s not as many as there used to be, but there’s enough that I’d rather see what they have to say while I’m waiting for my Bluesky invite.

    vivadanang ,

    just do mastadon already, ffs, everyone I followed on twitter is there.

    Cybersteel ,
    @Cybersteel@lemmy.world avatar

    3D porn

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    People just like to Twitterbate. Can’t say I get it, but then again I don’t like to be pooped on during sex either. Different strokes, I guess.

    stergro ,

    Niche communities that took years to built up and that I can’t find anywhere else. For example Esperanto speakers are quite active on Twitter. They also have their own Mastodon instance, but it is not the same. (I use both now)

    WhyIDie ,

    the human mind is wired to be conditioned into habits, and habits are hard to break

    varjen , in 2023-08-09.jpg

    ISO 8601 is always the correct way to format dates.

    Zeragamba ,
    @Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

    ISO 8601 is the only correct way to format timestamps.

    ydieb ,

    The intersection of iso8601 and rfc3339.

    ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

    relejek , in Isn't it obvious, Harry?

    “You’re a Englishman Harry”

    Missed opportunity for punchline.

    aviationeast , in Debate this!

    Once again I would watch this celebrity death match

    Snailpope ,

    I love celebrity death match, it was so ridiculous! Still have a copy of the game

    AngryCommieKender ,

    There was a game? Could you PM me? I’d like an copy honest review.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    This one, and Kai Winn vs Delores Umbridge. I honestly want to see the second scenario more than the first, but that’s just because I’m firmly convinced that Kai Winn would, “My Child,” Umbridge into defeating herself.

    photonic_sorcerer , in Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decades
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Then, when you try to legislate any kind of standard for humane livestock treatment, the farmers throw a hissy fit and block all the roads with their tractors.

    jupyter_rain ,
    @jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Also featuring angry people because of a possible increase in price for meat/dairy.

    Shou ,

    Was that due to animal welfare regulations? Thought it had to do with regulations favoring mega farms and forcing small farms to stop.

    photonic_sorcerer ,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    It’s because of all kinds of things in different places

    John_McMurray ,

    It wasn’t. Hes being deliberately deliberately disingenuous

    mojo_raisin , (edited )

    It’s not possible to produce the amount of meat needed to feed our massive population while treating animals humanely.

    There are really two options to deal with this:

    1. Most humans in the world become vegan – sounds great but it’s not gonna happen
    2. Reduce our population to sustainable numbers (by eliminating the driver of the population explosion, i.e. fossil energy) – maybe also not gonna happen

    Edit: What (do I think) will happen? We’ll continue as we are now as hundreds of billions of animals are tortured until our civilization collapses. This will happen because we were all brought up under a state and told that defending ourselves, our communities, our animals, is wrong and illegal.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    False dichotomy here. Americans could certainly reduce their intake of meat without going full vegan. Regulations could be created to treat livestock more humanely without completely eliminating factory farming, which yes would increase prices, which would probably also reduce meat consumption somewhat. Also population growth within the US has dropped off quite a bit and is projected to further decline.

    mojo_raisin ,

    You’re right, to some insufficient degree, but that’s like reducing your meth habit.

    Sodium_nitride ,

    Humans can be made began if say, meat production was banned. How far we are willing to go to save ourselves from ecological disaster is a matter of choice

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