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Gormadt , in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover
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I work in the freight industry and I handle the dock pickups basically all day, this kind of crap happens all the time

Literally people tell me not to scratch the rhino liner all the damn time, it’s annoying

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Do you tell them to get a real work vehicle? Gotta get to their ego I reckon

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Usually I show them how far my forklift can place their freight without scooting it (which is never far enough (only when they complain about the potential for scratches)) then mention, “Unfortunately without scooting it you’ll have to load this by hand.”

Usually this gets them to relent and then I get to show them how tough the lining is by scooting the freight and not damaging anything

Sometimes though they still don’t want it scooted so they end up having to load it by hand by themselves (I can’t help by hand as it’s a liability thing) which always brings a smile to my face

Literally today some dingus ended up loading 5000lbs of flooring into their F-550 by hand because they didn’t want the rhino lined bed scratched

Edit: I accidentally a word

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This is glorious, thanks for sharing.

limelight79 ,

The hell…I have a pickup with bedliner that we use (in part) for picking up pellets for our pellet stove by the ton. They put the pallet on as far as they can while it’s fully on the forks, then lift up the end of it and push the pallet on to the truck the rest of the way. No issues at all, and we’ve been doing it for several years now.

I throw all kinds of crap on it. A few years ago we were getting rid of fencing the previous owners had left…the only thing I had to worry about was them tangling enough that I wouldn’t be able to get another piece in (we have a cap on our truck). That’s the whole point in getting the bedliner. I’d refuse to help someone doing that.

1847953620 ,

wtf is wrong with our society…

shea ,

why the hell did they bother to put rhinoloner then? That’s wild i can’t believe there are people that think this way.

Kanda ,

Hey now, don’t make fun of the mentally challenged

rustyriffs ,

But it’s rhino liner. Isn’t that what it’s meant for?

People are so superficial.

1847953620 ,

One day my friend told me not to grab any tools on the way to a junkyard, as they had everything we would need already loaded.

Later on, they didn’t want me using said tools because they were new and might get scratched or the ratchet gears damaged. Kinda wanted to punch him in his idiot mouth.

Shard ,

Mate, I’d punch him too.

I treat my tools well and even baby the fancy ones a bit. But god damn, they’re fking tools, they’re meant to be used and eventually everything breaks.

banneryear1868 ,

A friend’s somewhat classic car has a tire change kit and we get a flat tire, they don’t want to have the change kit show any wear, so we end up waiting hours for roadside assistance to come change a tire… not with the included tire though.

1847953620 ,

Punch 'em.

Anticorp ,

eventually everything breaks

Not good tools! I have tools that were my great grandfather’s, and they still work perfectly.

Chetzemoka , in Please, not again.

Not gonna lie, being a nurse during a pandemic with that jackass as president broke something in me

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

“Thank you for your hard work!”

(But actually thanks, nurses are the best. How can we make your day better next time we’re in the hospital for something completely our own fault?)

rchive ,

At least he did Operation Warpspeed. Funny that some of his supporters turned on him for that.

First ,

Great skills, giving a tiny fraction of the budget to vaccine research during a global pandemic that halted the economy. I’m sure no one else would have thought of that.

rchive ,

It wasn’t the giving money, it was the fast tracking in terms of regulations. Many people in Trump’s position would not have done that and would have waited the expected 18 months instead of the 11 that it actually took. Some in the industry were concerned as it was happening. Plenty of other countries dragged their feet in the approval process more than the US did.

Trump wasn’t single handedly responsible for the approvals. Far from it. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if he didn’t know much of the details. But it still seems he was pushing for it where other people wouldn’t have. I’m not sure Biden would have. Trump likes to play fast and loose where Biden is a bit stuffier.

name_NULL111653 , in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Guildo ,

Du Nazi!

Ozymandias1688 ,

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

Guildo ,

Du Grammarnazi!

DarkwinDuck ,

Hä?

MeatsOfRage , in Mai Gad.
Redex68 ,

Oh god

schmidtster ,

Well according to that, it’s not her kid, but if it’s 8 years old she would be 27 and maybe have her own now.

7u5k3n ,

According to her insta she’s pretty pregnant

www.instagram.com/j.smith_1995/?hl=en

And you’re right. She’s 27

Catsrules ,

the new sun baby is being created right now.

ehrenschwan ,

How dare you remind me that 2015 was 8 fucking years ago.

Diabolo96 , in Oh no…

Oh look, the advertisement technique of making a funny mistake to boost it’s popularity.

Skellexon ,
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I don’t care if it’s intentional, it’s funny and made me exhale out of my nose. That’s all I care about

Flaky ,
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and as another person said, it’s in line with how Ratchet & Clank games were titled.

Xanvial ,

It’s intentional actually, you can check other titles of that game series en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_%26_Clank#Games

Klear ,

That’s amazing.

Diabolo96 ,

I meant the tweet but yeah, these titles are interesting to the say the least.

peopleproblems , in A perfect fit

While funny, please don’t be afraid to tell your therapist.

If they put me in grippy socks for having suicidal idealation I would probably have my own dedicated room.

Therapists are there to help us with this shit, not make us fear getting better. If your therapist doesn’t know, they can’t help.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I didn’t have my own room when they put me in there for suicidal thoughts, and insurance wanted me out before I was well, so they discharged me with no way home

What083329420 ,

True. They exhaust all other efforts before putting you in. It’s super expensive and its a lot healthier to be home if you can

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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For me, it was the fucking hotline that did it. They asked me if I had a plan, and I said yes, because I absolutely had a plan for exactly how I’d do it, still do. Apparently, that gets interpreted as “I plan to do it.”

If I was going to actually do it, do you think I’d be calling the helpline? Hell, no!

I’m never calling that damn number again.

nadiaraven ,

Some therapists will help, others won’t. Some psych wards will help, others will give you more trauma. I recommend caution and research before telling a therapist about suicidal thoughts. I had a real bad experience at the behavioral health emergency center in Charlotte NC, and that wasn’t even overnight. I’ve heard good things about some residential places here in Oregon.

Mrs_deWinter ,

This may depend on the country but I as a therapist ask everyone anyway. And I’ve experienced many, many people over the years being afraid of speaking up. It’s always a moment of relief when it’s out there and they realize I’m not freaking out over it.

I’ve pretty much heard it all. Including the various ways people try to approach the subject while still unsure how I will react. And I do think that is something you could try if you’re unsure about your therapist - talk to them about your suicidal thoughts and see how they react before you confirm plans or attempts.

Chances are of course they can get quite a bit from your way of talking about it, because you’re definitely not the first person with those thoughts in front of them. The thing is - suicidal ideation is, depending on the type of disorder, quite common. If we’d admitted anyone who thought about suicide to a psych ward immediately they would be bursting at the seams and we’d get nothing done at all. So that’s not happening. As long as you can convincingly agree with your therapist on a plan forward (which could mean: Okay, I promise not to kill myself until next Tuesday) you don’t have to be admitted if you don’t want to. Which also would be an option of course. Psychiatric wards are emergency departments. They are supposed to be there for you when you’re seeing no light at all and in my experience, at least where I live and work, in fact have saved quite a few lifes.

wisemanzero , in I should buy a lottery ticket

I would have said the same. 3 and a half years working retail during the pandemic and last week was the week it knocked me on my ass. Be careful.

konkonjoja ,

Same! I work in healthcare and had to test nearly daily (using the antigene tests) and didn’t catch COVID until last week. If I didn’t work in healthcare I probably wouldn’t even know I had it, since the symptoms were rather mild. I only tested, because I had to work with people on chemotherapy and didn’t wanna risk them. At this point, I think there’s lots of people who catch the virus and don’t even know about it since we mostly stopped testing.

sub_ubi ,

What did you do to avoid it for three years?

wisemanzero ,

I dunno, wore a mask in public during the worst of it and used hand sanitizer regularly? I think it helped more that I’m a homebody with no friends.

TheSpada ,

All it took was a wedding for me to finally catch it last week. Sons of bitches

Marketsupreme ,

DUDE SAME

SolarNialamide ,

I got it for the first time at the beginning of September. I was so pissed, my 2.5 year streak of avoiding it gone. It was pretty brutal too, the fever and muscle soreness was no joke.

Mothra , in That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles
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Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?

Shieldtoad ,
Ilovethebomb ,

That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.

RangerAndTheCat ,

Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾

Ilovethebomb ,

What the fuck is wrong with you?

RangerAndTheCat ,

“Beating a dead horse” is an old saying/idiom in the US meaning “that a particular effort is futile, being a waste of time without a positive outcome,” such as flogging/beating a dead horse, which will not compel it to do useful work. Maybe it didn’t land as well I thought it would.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

For reals. Those human empathy/nurturing emotions are strong.

NikkiDimes ,

Yeah, that’s some serious chronic severe lameness 😟

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wow that’s sad but understandable.

… Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don’t smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it…

RaivoKulli ,

WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it

Ryantific_theory ,

Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn’t totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.

Viking_Hippie ,

Reminds me of that scene from Fight Club. Apparently everyone on WikiHow is high on concentrated oxygen 😄

aracebo ,

Noooo curse you internet! 😂

Waraugh ,

Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.

This guide is perfect

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a really grim article but it’s goddamn hilarious that it exists. I’m just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. “Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay…” points gun at blindfolded horse “…now what? Hang on.”

Viking_Hippie ,

I really like this pic earlier in the article where the vet’s stethoscope is informing the owner that the horse has a tadpole and is going to turn into a mind flayer 😁https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c0d5d26a-bfb2-479f-870d-7c6a32ec94f2.jpeg

Cube6392 ,

Also this isn’t how you shoot a horse

senoro ,

How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?

Cube6392 ,

If you’ve never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you’re going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You’re going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You’re going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won’t create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.

senoro ,

Interesting although solemn

sparkl_motion ,

Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

Cube6392 ,

Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn’t get an option not to learn this

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Staple_Diet ,

You never met a passenger on a plane who needed to be euthanized for the benefit of everyone else?

7heo ,

Nah, I didn’t fly much, or in ages. Tooth pain an pressure changes don’t go well together. 😬

But I can totally imagine that being crammed in a metal tube for hours at a time, alongside several dozen/hundred other humans, can very easily become an unpleasant experience.

Cube6392 ,

Attendants ride with the horses when shipping overseas. If a horse panics it can imbalance the plane leading to catastrophic failure

7heo , (edited )

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Cube6392 ,

They are sedated to oblivion. Its just that like any sedative or anesthetic it can wear off if things get so stressful that the drugs turn out not to be enough.

7heo , (edited )

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Cube6392 ,

The horses that ship internationally like this are generally worth $1M+ so its not like this was the solution every settled on as “eh, good enough” and more like, even with all this time and effort, this is still the beat solution we can come up with. Also for what its worth, I don’t know that this measure has ever been taken in my lifetime. The sedatives have always worked in every case I’ve know. Putting down a horse in international shipping for safety is an extreme edge case

SnipingNinja ,

The actual article is mostly the same unless I missed something

Evilsandwichman ,

You’d be surprised at the lack of resources to learn how to do it yourself. Myself for instance? I would’ve thought you should preserve the ammo and pistol whip the thing until desired results achieved.

pastermil , in They started searching for port locations

I share screen without private browsing and I’m not living dangerously. That’s because I don’t browse weird stuff on that device.

I have another device for that.

MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

the “private device”

wason ,

Or people can also install other browsers for other purposes…

shalafi ,

Or even easiest of all, just use another browser profile for work. Hell, the boss told me to set that up day one.

F_this_stuff , in definitely no means...

Yeah sorry, money is just so tight right now, we can’t find it in the budget…

By the way, this is Todd, your 3rd project manager. Should really help with increasing productivity and aligning with our new buisness strategy.

Oh, and your coworker Amy just put in her two weeks, so we will have to backfill that position sometime when the budget clears up. You can take on her responsibilities temporarily though.

Oh, and I’ll be in Ibiza for the next 3 weeks, talking to key internal stakeholders and top execs of our customers.

ohlaph ,

Haha. That’s basically my current role. I was asked to help in an area while they find someone to fill the role. It has been ages, like months. And no fill. Just found out at a minimum, it’ll be next year. So… yeah. Even working really slow hasn’t triggered them to find someone. Fuckers.

dansity ,

Do the minimum, no more.

ohlaph ,

Believe me, I have done far less and they still won’t budge. It’s almost hilarious.

empireOfLove ,

However they also won’t fire you for poor performance, since then there will really be nobody to do anything lol

Sounds like a win-win to me

ohlaph ,

It kind of is.

EherVielleicht OP ,

Boss? FFS why are you on lemmy…

SlopppyEngineer ,

And don’t mention the corporate presentation from two weeks ago where we said we had record profits this year.

Potatos_are_not_friends , in Uncanny resemblance

Contrary to popular opinion: the old civilizations that named the stars didn’t name them after animals, but people.

This isn’t a animal representation of a goat. But in fact named after Steve Goat’s massive dong.

Source: me, a professional astro-dickologist

GreatGrapeApe , in sToP pOsTiNg pOliTicAl mEmEs!!!

Please post more political memes particularly about non-US politics.

iorale ,

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  • Barbarian ,
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    Ce drăcie grăit-ai despre mine, mojicule? Țiu să-ți aduc întru știință căci fusei întîiul din Școala de Rezboiu de la Viana și fusei în multe misii neștiute la Înalta Poartă și pre mulți am prăpădit. Sînt școlit în rezboi de vicleșug și niminea nu mînuiește mai acătări ca mine archebusul în toată armia cea sfîntă. Mi-ești dară numai o șaibă. Te voi mătrăși cu atîta pricepere ce n-a văzut întreg Stambulul, ascultă voroavele mele. Îți închipui că vei rămîne slobod dupe ereziile ce mi le grăiești pre ceastă jalbă? Rogu-te a chibzui iară. Numai ce vorbim de am trimes soli către iscoadele mele din țările rumâne iară copita murgului tău e taman vegheată așa că proptește-te întru viforul ce-are să vină, mamelucule. Viforul ce-are să spîrcuiască nimicnicia ce tu găsești de cuviință a numi vieață. Ești pristăvit, mojicule. Poci ca să fiu orișiunde, fieștecînd și poci a te stropși în șapte sute de chipuri, iară asta doar în brînci. Iată că nu doar ce sînt înalt școlit în trîntă, dară poci umbla la armurăria dorobanților și am să mă slujesc de dînsa întru totul pentru a-ți nimici șezutul de pe fața gliei, zamparagiule. O, numai de-ai fi vezuit ce amărăciune vei fi ispitit asupra-ți cu ceastă şăgalnică cuvîntare, pasămite ai fi muțit. Dară nu-ți fu în putință, n-ai cadaticsit, iară acum vei da tribut, nărodule. Iată voi slobozi urgie asupra-ți și de îndată te vei năbuși într-însa. Ești pristăvit, mojicuțule.

    Grayox OP ,
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    kamenlady ,
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    ola small dickie?

    Facebones ,

    Reported

    betheydocrime ,

    I have no idea what this says but based on length and wall-of-text-ness, I’m willing to bet it’s the navy seal copypasta

    Barbarian ,
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    That’s exactly what it is :))

    It’s an archaic Romanian navy seals copypasta featuring the christian vs Islamic wars and a bunch of weird shit from that period.

    Afrazzle ,

    Damn too bad there’s no countries other than the US that speak English.

    be_excellent_to_each_other ,
    @be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

    Is someone stopping people from doing so?

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’ll try to watch some world news and see if i can find anything meme worthy. America is just so easy to meme, its low hanging fruit really.

    JGrffn ,

    The internet IS very US-centric, so this is kinda true, but it’s also very easy to abuse and bore people out. I’m Honduran and I know more about US Politics than about my country’s own politics. I know more about US politics than I do about every other country. This is not a flex, it’s a fucking burden on my mind and mental health.

    I kinda liked how Lemmy wasn’t too US-centric at first, but I’m feeling similar levels of burnout from Lemmy as I did from Reddit, which was mostly due to how much US shit was posted there just about everywhere.

    coffeeaddict ,

    I know more about US politics than my own country politics and this is pretty blessing imo, it’s like so depressing and toxic

    dontcarebear ,

    EU memes about electricity are missing here, for sure.

    RaivoKulli ,

    I’m intrigued. What about electricity?

    dontcarebear ,

    Global electricity prices in Europe (short of France that is self reliant with nuclear reactors) have gone up dramatically since the gas stopped flowing from Russia.

    In 2022, the pricing of 1 kWh in residential areas in Germany are 0.6 USD. That’s 3 times the US if I’m not mistaken.

    RaivoKulli ,

    In Finland our prices jumped up for a while but have since gone back to normal. At least insofar as it’s not a news topic anymore.

    lemann ,

    Last year I could have bought a new PS5 every month for the cost of electricity. Things have settled now but it’s still expensive - I switched a lot of my personal infra to the cloud and Intel NUCs to cut down the cost 😭

    IMO If people want to post hard political material on a mainstream meme community, I wish they would make a minimum effort to make it relatable to those outside of the various originator echo chamber communities.

    The constant “US Bad” “China Bad” and adjacent topics targeting a specific political audience gets annoying with how repetitive it is - if it’s not politics related to my region OR suggesting ways I can improve things, I could not honestly give a bigger dump

    Viking_Hippie ,

    short of France that is self reliant with nuclear reactors

    I have some bad news on that front…

    dontcarebear ,

    Well, shit.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Shit indeed. The thing that was going to supplement renewable energy to stave off climate change becoming less and less effective and safe because of climate change is one of the cruelest cases of tragic irony ever!

    dontcarebear ,

    Maybe desalination at the cost of reduced energy output should be considered, or desalination in general. Even if the weather stabilizes, having those around on low maintenance wouldn’t be a bad idea.

    Only problem is, it will take around 3-5 years to build, probably.

    Katana314 , in My bet is still with the Zuck!

    Everyone’s going to laugh at this meme until the text turns out to not be photoshopped at all.

    YourFavouriteNPC ,
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    Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it’s not just something he made up lol

    Default_Defect ,
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    Please, Musk would have suggested spit roasting one of his female employees or something.

    drolex , in appreciate it

    Hello Mrs. and Mr. Johnson. I use arch btw

    Ah fuck

    mustardman , in Show everyone what you got, honey.

    Dude you’re single handedly carrying the Lemmy meme community and I appreciate it.

    Stamets ,
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    He really is glorious, isn’t he? A role model for sure.

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