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BananaPeal , in some tend to be driven to madness by cuteness
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Inbred cat.

quitthebiz , in Beautiful

Billboard liberation front IIRC en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Liberation_Front

moshtradamus666 , in Crunchy goodness lies within.

Is their fault for making it look so damn delicious 😋

loaExMachina , in Major USA political affiliations explained
AVincentInSpace ,

Ah, fishhook theory, also known as “everyone even slightly to the right of me is a Nazi”

Etterra , in math is hard

You have one apple. You divide it into quarters, so that you have 0.25 of an apple. Now divide it in half. So yes well technically you do have one half of 0.25 (and 0.5 is the answer that a calculator will return) what you actually have is 1/8 of an apple (0.125).

This is what pisses me off about Matt half the time. You end up with something that in the abstract makes sense because it’s just numbers, but then if you try to make it make sense in real life it’s stupid.

shasta , (edited )

Your confusion comes from the fact that dividing a quarter in half is 0.25/2. That’s not what’s shown in the comic. Dividing by 0.5 is the same as multiplying by 2. It’s just a quirk of syntax, the way we write math. If you spelled it out using English the comic would say “multiplying a quarter by two equals a half”. The confusion just stems from someone’s unfamiliarity with mathematical notation.

billgamesh ,

exactly. failure of english, not math. Math allows fairly accurate descriptions of the universe, humans (and especially languages) evolved to adequately percieve the narrow band of qualia that have been relevant to survival

UsernameIsTooLon , (edited )

Fractions are just funky when dividing. Dividing by 0.5 is the same multiplying by 2.

Your analogy is really close, but backwards is all. If you have a quarter of an apple. In order to get half a whole apple, you need another quarter. Two quarters make a half, so dividing a quarter by 0.5 gives you 2 quarters. Dividing a quarter by 2 gives you 0.5 of the original quarter which is your 1/8th

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in *laughs in unicycle*

There’s something I don’t understand that maybe other unicycle riders can explain to me. I can ride a unicycle and I can even juggle while riding one, but I cannot go more than 200 feet or so before my thighs completely burn out and I fall over. How do people use these things as actual forms of transportation?

troglodytis , in Hey girl

I wish the East Coast person was in Portland, ME

son_named_bort , in *laughs in unicycle*

Finally an excuse to use a Segway.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Technically, it’s a bicycle.

OpenStars , in Seems fishy
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Seems fishy

Not anymore…

Creosm , in *laughs in unicycle*
@Creosm@lemmy.world avatar

The disappointment if they don’t continue increasing the length of the sign to account for every possible scenario

dependencyinjection ,

… No unicycles.

Who is this guy on the fucking tricycle.

jaybone ,

Bust out my fuckin big wheel.

Rolando ,
bitfucker , in math is hard

Man, I thought this is an ADHD meme when trying to sleep and your brain starts to do random shit.

driving_crooner , in Beautiful
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Can confirm 👍

HEXN3T ,
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Also can confirm 👍

lugal , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

Cash anyone?

PersnickityPenguin ,

You can over $5000 in cash with you at all times???

Lucidlethargy ,

What are you buying that’s $5,000? Seriously, wtf?

PersnickityPenguin ,

Stuff? That isn’t very much money. Our monthly grocery bill alone is over $1,000. Plus rent. Plus car payments. Insurance. We’re already over $5,000 a month.

son_named_bort ,

It’s usually a bad idea to mail cash.

ALostInquirer , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

…Does anyone have data on how many people still use checks?

xia OP ,

If it’s any indication… the last time I ordered checks their website was littered with nuisance upsell popups that significantly hindered that task (felt kinda like Indiana Jones navigating booby traps), so I think the “check industry” (if that is a thing?) is getting desperate.

deranger ,

My old appt charged a $17 fee for paying online, check is free. We still wrote checks until recently.

austinfloyd ,

Definitely this. There are utilities here with 5% service charges for paying online. I’d rather pay by check

PersnickityPenguin ,

Also, most all US small to mid sized business transactions are by check.

I’m not going to take a suitcase with over $10,000 to the city to pay a permit fee, or $50,000 Venmo to pay a business partner.

Unless you are in the marijuana industry, then you have to…

Anderenortsfalsch ,

Also, most all US small to mid sized business transactions are by check.

Why? It is a bank transfer with extra steps. A check can get unreadable, get lost… No one in Germany would write a check for a permit fee or to pay a business partner. You pay online. Fast, safe, can’t get lost, easy to proof what, when to whom you have paid for years to come. And the transfer won’t get through if you do not have money on your account or are allowed to overdraw, while you can write whatever you want on a check and then run.

It is not cash or check it is bank transfer or check and the bank transfer is the safer, faster option. All they do at a bank is to scan the check and to turn it into the exact same bank transfer it could have been in the first place. All you do is adding a layer of risk by writing on a piece of paper.

I find that really funny, because many Germans still refuse to buy their groceries without cash, many like me do not own a credit card only debit cards, but no one younger than 90 uses a check. I am 58 years old and have never owned checks.

PersnickityPenguin ,

I don’t know what to tell you, but I work in business in the US and work in invoicing in the construction industry.

Everything is done via paper, full stop.

Bank transfers do not generate invoices, full stop. Company to company payments are made using a PO or check. Nothing else, in my experience, are accepted.

These are for amounts of $1 to tens of millions of $$$.

Passerby6497 ,

I had an apartment that switched payment processor that jacked up my credit card fee well above my cash back (prob cuz people like me ended up saving like 10/mo), so I just switched to bank issued checks that they send for me.

Using the checkbook I got 20 years ago is just a massive pain in the ass.

CCMan1701A ,

I use them all the time for contractors and architects. Nothing else …

uienia ,

0 in my country. They were abolished many years ago

unreasonabro , (edited ) in Zionism is a terrorist ideology

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  • Facebones ,

    Zionism is not a race, bro.

    But nice try at the “centrist but not really, I’m still calling you antisemitic for disagreeing with genocide” take.

    SitD ,

    you need to learn how to read. it didn’t work on the first try i see 😂

    unreasonabro ,

    never fuckin does, sigh.

    unreasonabro , (edited )

    didn’t say it was, didn’t say the retarded thing you said either, didn’t call the man antisemitic, just called him out for parroting a nutjob’s anticommunist website. He linked it himself

    GeneralVincent ,

    Zionism is a religious and political movement to reclaim Palestine for the Israeli people and views that land as inherently belonging to Jewish people because God said so.

    That belief alone is not enough to call it a genocidal ideology. However, because Zionists overwhelmingly “reclaim” the land by terrorizing the current inhabitants, it’s not that much of a stretch.

    It is also inherently nationalistic and Zionists are inherently colonizers. It’s not racist to say that because it’s an ideology, and a harmful one.

    Just like I’d call all Westboro Baptists bigots. And I’d call any far-right group fascists. The Zionist ideology is the exact same

    IzzyScissor ,

    Hot damn, this is a lot of condescension for the shittiest “both sides” take.

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