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MyFairJulia , 11 months ago in makes sense when you think about it

Dear Amy,

You say burgers are round yet the McRib, Long Chicken and other burgers are closer to a pill shape.

Curious.

ThatsTheSpirit , 11 months ago in They are watching

Doesn’t matter if it’s science math or God. It’s all the same shit to me. The things I have words for and the rest is poetry… How much do you appreciate that little mechanism? How do you experience physics? That’s up to you. Life is weird af and gots lots of soul IME.

Morhamms357 , 11 months ago in Remember

The most uplifting comment you’ll ever hear out of a Bostonian

realitista , 11 months ago in Based on a true story

Going full cornholio with the voice and everything might just work. Take it to the next level.

Chickenstalker , 11 months ago in Remember your training and you will survive

A mark of a true gentleman is the consideration that they give to others without anyone forcing them to do it.

Agent641 , 11 months ago

I, too, wait until im outside the frozen yogurt place to fart up a storm.

AgentOrangesicle , 11 months ago in A WHAT NIGHT?

I would be doing what I was doing at the time: eating breakfast cereal and scrolling through channels, disappointed that I couldn’t find my cartoons.

Pregnenolone , 11 months ago in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

I feel like I’d be good at a prostrate exam. I wouldn’t have to do much. I guess it depends on the questions though

FReddit , 11 months ago in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

Prostate

flambonkscious , 11 months ago

Touché

JohnDClay , 11 months ago in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

That is quite the title

mod_pp OP , 11 months ago

You fancy wolverine giving you prostate

betterdeadthanreddit , 11 months ago

That’d be a huge “ack!”, man.

Chariotwheel , 11 months ago

I mean, he doesn't have his claws out all the time. So it just really depends on how good Logan is with prostate exams.

pjhenry1216 , 11 months ago

Tbf, it says "a wolverine", not the wolverine. A wolverine is a real life animal.

Chariotwheel , 11 months ago

Right, I missed the "a". Thank you.

pjhenry1216 , 11 months ago

No worries. They also said "prostrate", so who knows if it's a typo or not. Could still be referring to Logan I guess.

Endomlik , 11 months ago

I was thinking Patrick Swayze from Red Dawn since they said “a” wolverine not “the”. Thought I could pick.

FlyingSquid , 11 months ago

Honestly, I’d rather have my prostate examined by the former. Just one snikt and done. The animal would claw his way in.

Drgon , 11 months ago

Daken would be the best wolverine for the job, he knows his way around down there

Klear , 11 months ago

He’s the best there is in what he does, including prostate exams, but they aren’t very nice…

Sivecano , 11 months ago in Everything has its ownl tool

The knife of equality

eager_eagle , 11 months ago in Ducks and how to make them pay

I enjoy this interpretation

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uzay , 11 months ago in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Nah, they know what they’re doing. If their customers had children they’d stop having sex all the time.

timetraveller , 11 months ago in Remember your training and you will survive

If you see two out in the field, drag two back and use one for shopping, saves at least an extra life per turn.

I’m doing my part.

Noodle07 , 11 months ago in Remember

No, baba is you

Annoyed_Crabby , 11 months ago in makes sense when you think about it

Think outside the box for once, Amy.

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