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harry315 , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

Why is the numbering backwards?

Gladaed ,

Because it is a top ten. The top most point is usually the punch line/most important. Hence you put it at the end to build Suspence.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in built different
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

MrBusinessII ,

That could apply to both these douchers

sanpedropeddler ,

Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I’ve never heard of him so idk.

chase_what_matters ,

Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass

Hobo ,

I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

He’s a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times

WoahWoah ,

that’s an entirely different person bro.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Oh, you’re right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They’re basically the same person though

WoahWoah ,

Except in all the ways you described them.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can’t say. Perhaps he’s just sneakier than Cawthorn

Kalkaline ,
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res.cloudinary.com/…/JMZCIO7GTZDDDJD2YO6NOE32WY.P… this is Dan Crenshaw’s district, it should speak volumes about the problems with gerrymandering.

Infynis ,
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  • WoahWoah ,

    …no, he didn’t.

    Hobo ,

    Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don’t think he’s in danger of losing in the near furture.

    …wikipedia.org/…/2022_United_States_House_of_Repr…

    Catoblepas ,

    He’s an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn’t dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He’s just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.

    Infynis ,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    He’s also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    I was referring to “I can take isis on myself” hard man Leon.

    wieson ,

    Come on dude. We didn’t leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you’re smarter than them.

    RaivoKulli ,

    To me it seemed like an obvious joke

    doom_and_gloom ,
    @doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml avatar

    It is, and it’s hilarious.

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Cops?

    Sharpiemarker ,

    The venn diagram is a circle

    Haha , in How could we have let this happen?

    America is that newborn that thinks whatever his ancestors has are his

    EditsHisComments ,

    Americans are more like the English than they realize lol

    EternalWarBear , in Melons right.

    Should’ve used a grapefruit.

    decay ,

    …and yet I thought I had forgotten…

    Graphine ,

    SHULK SHULK SHULK

    gowan ,
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    Nopales whose needles removed are better as they are aloe and self lubricating. A Colombian man gave me the greatest handjob I have ever received using a nopal leaf.

    zaphod , in Melons right.

    Anon won’t eat his children.

    Smokeydope ,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Based and Cronuspilled

    purahna , in built different
    @purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    “an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude’s got corrosive nuts

    LouNeko ,

    Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.

    sundrei ,
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    Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

    PyroNeurosis ,
    @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

    All that monster gotta end up somewhere.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
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    Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.

    What’s in your wallet geedunk?

    MrShankles ,

    Dude. Gross.

    Funny as hell… but eww

    But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks shippy!

    sebinspace ,

    “You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback

    Tigbitties , in Mom and me
    @Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

    Her coat was made out of albino dalmation puppies.

    EherVielleicht OP ,

    Those are rare…

    gon , in Am I doing my part?
    @gon@lemmy.world avatar

    you could just post the alt link directly no?

    Aquila ,

    And put the bot out of a job?! You monster it’s got a bot family

    jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

    Exactly!

    Thank you for looking out!

    Gradually_Adjusting , in built different
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    IRL anime protagonist

    ieightpi , in I miss 2011 memes

    Let’s just bring them back then

    GreenMario ,

    It’s been tried. It’s not the same.

    You need a new meme face family thing.

    Halosheep , in it's impressive how bad it is

    Since when did people stop liking Discord? It’s still so much better than any of the chat clients that came before it. I have never had any issues with it for what I use it for.

    I will never go back to the days of Skype, ventrilo, or TeamSpeak. Slow, worse ui/ux, and less feature rich from what I can remember.

    Also, why would use Discord’s website?

    notatoad ,

    people stopped liking discord when they got to use slack or teams and see what a professional chat product looks like.

    not that people really love slack or teams either, but they are miles ahead of discord in terms of speed and general usability.

    JeffCraig ,

    Lmao I can tell you’ve never used Teams before.

    I work for MS and literally every MS employee hates Teams. I would cut off my tongue before I recommend it to a friend.

    The problem with Discord isn’t the program, it’s the fact that we have a million different servers now. People just don’t like having to go to a new server for every different conversation, but that’s the way they all chose to use it so it’s their own fault.

    HalcyonReverb ,

    Teams is truly awful. The fact that I have seen it maintain the same general clunkiness for years at this point is crazy. When it was newer, I could overlook it somewhat and assumed that the wrinkles would get smoothed out over time, but it still feels very janky and duct-taped together. It’s functional enough for what I need it to do, but it may be my least favorite piece of software that I need to use regularly. I used Slack a few jobs ago and I miss it. It has been Teams ever since that job.

    The other big issue I have with Discord is that information isn’t really indexable or able to be archived easily. Reddit developed its own issues, but at least it was great to use alongside a search engine. Discord just feels like a black hole of information in comparison. It feels like a ticking time bomb in terms of inevitable enshittification.

    sheogorath ,

    Bruh I use Slack for work. If Discord ever create a Enterprise oriented plan with the necessary terms for business use, it’s sure as hell I’m going to push for my company to migrate. Discords way of setting up custom channels is a godsend if you’re working on a remote first team.

    Halosheep ,

    Genuine question since I use Discord mostly for small groups of friends, what are you doing that is causing speed problems? I have never had Discord operate any slower than Teams an I use both daily in different environments.

    PraiseTheSoup ,

    I stopped liking discord the very first time I launched the application and saw what a piece of shit it was.

    SuperSpruce ,

    When they updated the privacy policy to start spying on voice calls.

    original_ish_name ,

    It’s still so much better than any of the chat clients that came before it.

    Doesn’t make it good

    I will never go back to the days of Skype, ventrilo, or TeamSpeak.

    The fact that you didn’t include IRC in this last as one of the “chat clients that came before it” makes me cry

    Also, why would use Discord’s website?

    Because their app is their website in a wrapper

    PunnyName , in I miss 2011 memes

    Be the change you wish to see in the world.

    Just don’t be a dick.

    PostnataleAbtreibung , in How could we have let this happen?

    New York —> new Amsterdam —> Amsterdam (Netherlands)

    flames5123 ,

    But new Amsterdam is gin.

    generic ,
    @generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can’t say. People just liked it better that way!

    CetaceanNeeded ,

    So take me back to Constantinople

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    No you can’t go back to Constantinople.

    spirinolas ,

    Been a long time gone, Constantinople

    newbeni ,

    Or Instanbul

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    I have a friend who has a house fairly close to New York City that was built by the Dutch. Just a fun fact.

    gullible ,

    What a waste. To think we could have had a new war of the roses if the New Lancastrians hadn’t ducked out.

    poudlardo , (edited )
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    To second this, Harlem the neighbourhood in New York originates from Haarlem, an actual city near Amsterdam.

    Especially_the_lies , in Melons right.

    “We’ll just tell your mother we ate it.”

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