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MxM111 , in Bender

He is focusing sun light to the stick by his shiny attachment.

themeatbridge , in The White Buffalo

I don’t understand the Jenny hate. Did they expect her to stay with Forrest and wait for him at home just baking pies and listening to the radio while he went off to war, sailed his shrimp boat, toured as a ping pong champion, and then just fucked off to go running for two years?

Gump and Jenny were both rolling stones. She wanted to be free, and fly far far away from the home where she was abused. She wanted her own adventures. Gump was her best friend, but she didn’t have the capacity for the relationship he wanted.

Son_of_dad ,

Jenny was molested as a child by her dad, and though she loved forrest, when she slept with him, she felt like she molested him because of his condition. This caused her to run away and fall back into self loathing and drugs, thinking she just became her own father. She loved Forrest more than anything, that’s why she stayed away, because she was a ticking time bomb and didn’t want to hurt him. When she found out she was dying she accepted her love for Forrest and realized he was the only good person in her life, and the only one she trusted to raise their son

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Because if you flip the gender roles she’d be considered a rapist and everyone would be up in arms about it

But because sad traumatized girl it’s okay.

FlyingSquid , in The White Buffalo
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I always thought it was a stupid movie from when I first saw it in the theater. Stupid and incredibly maudlin. I have no idea why it was so beloved and the Oscars, aside from the technical ones, baffled me.

I mean Tom Hanks is a good actor, but at best you can say he played a ludicrous character in a ludicrous movie as best he could. I wouldn’t give him an Emmy for Bosom Buddies either.

Also, my wife read the book and apparently it, and Forrest, are very different. She said Forrest is kind of an asshole in the book.

epyon22 , in Extreme Grandpa

Is this guy colin furze in 20 years?

Amir , in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
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I don’t get it

bruhduh ,
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TrickDacy ,

I somehow get it even less now

0x4E4F , in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
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You do xbps-remove -Oo.

I do xbps-remove -ROov.

We are not the same.

Pharmacokinetics , in Just a lil bit
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So if I dislike your post, you get testicular cancer?

Draconic_NEO ,
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Probably just a little bit.

Diprount_Tomato , in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
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My face when when the my when the face when my the face

Polyester6435 , in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

“Great Britain & Wales” based yes Cymru pro RTC chad?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yes, I’m pro real-time clocks and anti-establishment.

hikikoma , in local hunger games construction almost complete

So this is why all the third places have dissappeared, greed? Man, fuck this dystopia.

Zoidsberg , in The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start
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What in the goddamn?

m12421k , in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

did you try opening the image? I’m interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.

m12421k ,

lol

cool username, btw.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Thanks, I picked it myself.

lazylion_ca , in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

This will seem counterintuitive, but if this is your actual layout, move your wireless AP to either where the bed is or where the xbox is, assuming there’s power and wiring in either spot for it.

AttackPanda , in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

If only they paid $14 billion, it would have included the base64 to image capability.

MacNCheezus , in 0.0.0.0.0.0
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This is what happens when you don’t pay your programmers enough.

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