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GCostanzaStepOnMe , in built different

While it’s commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it’s much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

atticus88th ,

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

awwwyissss ,

You don’t have to be gay to be dominant

HikingVet ,

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

Malfeasant ,

Aye sea what you did there…

TrismegistusMx , in Thats why i never go outside
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MajorHavoc , in it's impressive how bad it is

Lol. In fairness, I imagine Discord and Twitch have a lot of user overlap, and Twitch put some downright brilliant engineering to achieve their speeds.

I wouldn’t wish “incoming user just switched tabs from Twitch” on any web developer.

mack7400 , in Melons right.

Was this down by the bay?

bit101 , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.

… but never zero.

EmoDuck , in Melons right.

Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits

SkyeStarfall ,

Yes and that’s what makes them so good

newIdentity ,

Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller

decay ,

Honeydew is objectively better than watermelon and cantaloupe, fight me

newIdentity ,

Yeah no I won’t. You’re right.

Even though I always get lots of bachlash when I say that

FlyingSquid ,
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Good honeydew.

Bad honeydew is just atrocious. I’ve had some really bad honeydew.

decay ,

I’ll give you that, but that goes for anything, really; good honeydew trumps good and bad watermelon. Bad honeydew I just won’t eat, but that don’t mean that I want watermelon now lol

GreenMario ,

Dude they’re worth their weight in water when it’s hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.

gowan ,
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You are likely confused as to what to look for.

You want a round not oblong or ovular melon. The tap root should be raised and dry. If it is indented the fruit was harvested too early.

The field spot, where it rests on the ground, should be yellow to orange. If it is white it is unripe. The stripes should be distinct and solid. If it has crusty dirt like stuff that doesn’t brush off easily that’s a good sign as that is scar tissue from where it leaked sugar.

Finally it should sound hollow when tapped not dull.

cavveman ,
PrinceWith999Enemies , in Mom and me

If your mother reminds you of MTG, you might want to think about supporting her opponent in the next election.

bauhaus , in Melons right.
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enjoy my melon babies fam

Spliffman1 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...
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Just here to say farting in water is a wonderful experience

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Good reporting, spliffman.

Spliffman1 ,
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Happy to be of service 🫡

Zoldyck , in How could we have let this happen?

RIP New Amsterdam

nxfsi , in How could we have let this happen?

What city is new England based on?

Lemmylefty ,
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I dunno but it’s the size of England.

FlyingSquid ,
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England City, the capital of England. Duh.

PipedLinkBot , in Average Lemmite

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harry315 , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

Why is the numbering backwards?

Gladaed ,

Because it is a top ten. The top most point is usually the punch line/most important. Hence you put it at the end to build Suspence.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in built different
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Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

MrBusinessII ,

That could apply to both these douchers

sanpedropeddler ,

Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I’ve never heard of him so idk.

chase_what_matters ,

Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass

Hobo ,

I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.

Infynis ,
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He’s a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times

WoahWoah ,

that’s an entirely different person bro.

Infynis ,
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Oh, you’re right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They’re basically the same person though

WoahWoah ,

Except in all the ways you described them.

Infynis ,
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The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can’t say. Perhaps he’s just sneakier than Cawthorn

Kalkaline ,
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res.cloudinary.com/…/JMZCIO7GTZDDDJD2YO6NOE32WY.P… this is Dan Crenshaw’s district, it should speak volumes about the problems with gerrymandering.

Infynis ,
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  • WoahWoah ,

    …no, he didn’t.

    Hobo ,

    Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don’t think he’s in danger of losing in the near furture.

    …wikipedia.org/…/2022_United_States_House_of_Repr…

    Catoblepas ,

    He’s an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn’t dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He’s just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.

    Infynis ,
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    He’s also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    I was referring to “I can take isis on myself” hard man Leon.

    wieson ,

    Come on dude. We didn’t leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you’re smarter than them.

    RaivoKulli ,

    To me it seemed like an obvious joke

    doom_and_gloom ,
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    It is, and it’s hilarious.

    rustyfish ,
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    Cops?

    Sharpiemarker ,

    The venn diagram is a circle

    Haha , in How could we have let this happen?

    America is that newborn that thinks whatever his ancestors has are his

    EditsHisComments ,

    Americans are more like the English than they realize lol

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