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KISSmyOS , in shitpost

Age is just a number. I may just be 27 on paper, but I identify as a boomer and deserve my drive-in theater, $20k family home and land barge with couch seats.

altima_neo ,
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Don’t forget the pension

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Forget the pension, buy gold !!

_stranger_ ,

Those land yachts were terrifying. It felt like driving a boat, and by that I mean you never felt in control, like the road was the sea and you were at its mercy. Turning the wheel was a suggestion to the car. Breaking felt like a quiet request to a busy waiter in a loud restaurant. The whole experience was akin to a janky “I’m in danger” carnival ride.

This was my experience as a pre teen in my grandpa’s ~1970 Lincoln Continental with a power/weight ratio of 13.5lbs/hp I can’t imagine something with vastly more power feeling better.

(Holy hell that car weighed as much as a tri motor plaid model S)

Ibaudia , in I should be banned from using microwaves
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I got one of those fancy new microwaves that does 1 minute when you hit 1, 2 minutes when you hit 2, etc. I believe it has saved me about seven octillion eons of cumulative time I would have otherwise spent typing in numbers.

altima_neo ,
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My parents have a microwave like that. It drives me nuts because it’s basically a better model of my old microwave. Controls look the same, but function completely differently.

hakase ,

I have one of those and it’s cost me who knows how much time and effort. The only times I ever really use are 15 seconds (for melting butter), 50 seconds (for water for baking bread; 1 minute is too hot), and 1:45 for coffee (again, 2 minutes is too hot). I can count the number of times I’ve actually used the “push 1 for 1 minute” feature on one hand, and instead I have to press an additional “timer” button for absolutely no reason Every. Single. Time. I want to microwave something.

Gustephan ,

Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like… if I’m being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes

Know_not_Scotty_does , in I should be banned from using microwaves

55 seconds is life

wander1236 , in Black Beauty - The Autobiography of a Horse
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Blogspot spam is back, huh?

Decoy321 ,

Not for long.

jeena , in Black Beauty - The Autobiography of a Horse
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The title sounds interesting, if I had time I'd listen to it. Perhaps I'll just bookmark it for now.

Tylerdurdon ,

It’s a lot of hoof clops and whinnying. I’m not sure what that horse was trying to get at, but I bet it made for some fine glue.

Catoblepas , in I should be banned from using microwaves

Everyone else doesn’t just smash the +30 sec button until it gives you a time that’s close enough?

everett ,

This is the way.

Wilzax ,

Doesn’t work with “power level”, need to press “cook time” next :/

Catoblepas ,

Normal person: guess I have to enter the correct cook time

Me: enter cook time as 5 and start and then you can still smash +30 sec

SkyezOpen ,

Look at this nerd setting the power level. Just cook it on full blast like everyone else. Just let whatever it is sit and the lava parts will warm up the frozen parts eventually.

antisuck ,

Mine doesn’t have that button, but I exercise a similar strategy.

Need 1 minute? Too many buttons. 111 will be fine.

5 minutes? No. 444. Close enough.

10 minutes is 999 of course.

Etc.

Threeme2189 ,

10 minutes is 999 of course.

8:88 is closer to 10 minutes than 9:99

groet ,

Are those seconds? As in is 100 = one minute or 100 seconds? Because 111sec ~= 2min 444sec ~= 7 1/2 min 999sec ~= 16 1/2 min

maccentric ,

There’s a range in there where lower numbers can be longer times than higher ones. For instance, 111 is less time than 99, since it gets interpreted as 1:11, or 71.

Buddahriffic ,

It’s as entered on a microwave. Any one with digital time entry I’ve seen have 2 digits as seconds and then the most significant ones beyond 2 become minutes.

maccentric ,

66 is better for 1 minute

Threeme2189 ,

55 is a second closer than 66

maccentric ,

True, but on my underpowered 600w oven, 66 is perfect

Dozzi92 ,
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Glad to find a like-minded individual here. I generally do either 33 for that half minute heat, 55 for when it doesn’t quite need a minute, and 88, because after a buck thirty I should be stirring (if applicable).

We had an old microwave that had the button. It failed. I went and brought a new one home, and much to my wife’s chagrin, as is in my nature, I failed to notice the lack of 30s button.

altima_neo ,
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My complicated AF microwave has a dial. I just turn it to the right time.

errer ,

My pet peeve recently is that some microwaves don’t also automatically start when you push +30, forcing me to push an extra button…

yonder ,

Interesting. My microwave does exactly that and I use it all the time. It also has “more” and “less” buttons to fine adjust the time by increments of 10 seconds, meaning I never have to enter a number or hit “start” most of the time.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

I would do like “2:22” then START

Hikermick ,

That’s my thing. Why push lot buttons when one do trick?

Hazmatastic ,

See, that’s the thing. I still can’t tell if you’re talking about several buttons, or if you’re talking about buttons located in parking lots. You’re saving a miniscule amount of time at best.

GluWu , in I should be banned from using microwaves

I can really vibe at 2.45ghz

Tylerdurdon , in I should be banned from using microwaves

You can’t put the same time every time! Are you nuts?

It needs to be a completely random number you think of right when you’re pushing the buttons or they’ll figure it out and the device will go off. Don’t let them do it!

Lemminary , in I should be banned from using microwaves

My 99 sec gang where you at.

LaunchesKayaks , in Growing Old
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Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀

recklessengagement ,

Welcome to the 27 club

cheddar ,
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Don’t you have to die to join the club?

recklessengagement ,

Not sure, I just assumed it had to do with being 27

Obi ,
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Yes, being 27 and dieing, preferably of an overdose or some other sudden causes. The club includes such illustrious members such as Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Amy Winehouse.

decivex ,

Turn back now!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Bro how? This ride is out of control.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Now you are that much closer to 50 than birth!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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When I turned 25, my mom told me I’m a quarter of a century old and that hit me so hard

ianovic69 , (edited )
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Now realise that when you reach 75, on average, you will have been asleep for 25 years.

I have tried to reduce that average but it takes it’s toll.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Up until recently, I slept absurd amounts of time. Untreated auto-immune disease and a severe vitamin D deficiency will make a gal sleepy lol.

PenisWenisGenius , in They're probably unrelated.

I browse the hub for 12 hours a day. If you expect me to give up my 7 minutes a day of lemmy shitposting, get fucked.

moody , in first things first

That’s a wildlife bridge in progress. It allows wild animals to cross the highway without getting run over.

Ilovethebomb ,

They do something similar with railway underpasses, place the tunnel and build the embankment later.

Hello_there ,

These are super important for wildlife like mountain lions and bears

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

What about tigers?

ElmarsonTheThird ,

Not where this bridge is built. This looks like a German autobahn, so the closest thing to a tiger crossing that is either a lynx or a fox.

PrimeErective ,

… Oh my

maniii ,

Tigers exist natively is so few places, the question itself makes little to no sense.

Bengal Tiger == Marshland

Siberian Tiger == Tundra

Asian Tiger == Plateau/Deep Forest

Indonesian/Sumatran Tiger == Coast?Islands?Dense Tropical Jungle?

Drusas ,

It's a reference. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my."

Timely_Jellyfish_2077 ,

How do they know to cross the road through the bridge instead of road. It’s not like they understand that the bridge is for them to cross safely.

Also we have to construct many bridges throughout the road across forest area. Isn’t it cheaper to build flyover for vehicles instead.

reversebananimals ,

I’m assuming you’re asking in good faith.

With these corridors, they fence the road so that the animals can only pass over the bridge. And youre right, sometimes they do raise the road and let animals pass under. It depends on the topography.

Here’s more information: en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wildlife_cro…

bundtpan ,

youtu.be/RFCrJleggrI?si=EIPxGhw6ZBF6dVSy

This is the first thing to come to mind…

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Seems like they already done the wildlife bridge, what yet to finish is the animal crossing that goes on top of the wildlife bridge.

Track_Shovel ,

When we design things like this in reclamation, there is often the concern that the designed feature can act like a trap or increase predation. There was an article a while back that showed that these are actually safe, and blend into the surrounding landscape in terms of risk to the animals.

Oh look, someone actually backing their viewpoint up on the internet:

Link

Swedneck ,
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i’d imagine that risk would be easily outweighed by animals being able to safely cross anyways, not like predators just sit there inhaling prey unceasingly, they would go there to catch something then leave with their food to go eat.

Track_Shovel ,

While you’re right, in that predators won’t sit there, doing their best to get on Season 8 of My 600-lb life, they definitely exploit linear corridors like this if they aren’t properly constructed. Transmission lines, for instance, can be really gnarly for ungulates. Both predators and prey are smart. For predators, if there’s an easy meal to be had, they’ll continue to over-use this feature on the landscape, rather than the rest of their habitat (why cook, when you can order in?). This in and of itself is an impact on the natural ecosystem, and something we try to avoid, when the goal is ‘no impact’ or ‘as close to no impact as possible’.

From a prey standpoint, if you see Jim-Bob getting ripped apart by wolves, or got chased by pack of hungry wolves, you’d be pretty hesitant to use that feature again, now wouldn’t you? In this regard, not properly designing these things can essentially render them useless to ungulates and the like, and prevent the re-connection of the two polygons (areas) we’re trying to connect.

Pyr_Pressure ,

I sent it better to funnel wildlife into traps for predators than to have the wildlife killed by vehicles on a road, attracting those predators onto the road seeking out their carcasses only to be hit by vehicles themselves?

Many owls and raptors get killed because they are trying to feed on a carcass in the road and get hit themselves.

Knossos ,

Ah thank you for the context!

Blackmist ,

Also seen one like this that’s avalanche defences.

randon31415 ,

Got to protect those Mako reactors!

nl4real , in Growing Old

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

LodeMike OP ,

No ❤️

Heavybell , in Growing Old
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This doesn’t stop even when you hit 40

swan , in AROOOOO!

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