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Num10ck , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

they could do an angel on one shoulder and a devil girl on the other

Holzkohlen , in Frick!

Are the asexuals at it again?

Noodle07 ,

Asexuals only want one thing and it’s disgusting(ly good)

NoIWontPickAName , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

Do we have an indianpeoplefacebook here?

This feels like that best friend breakup post

glitchdx , in Growing Old

be like me. Can’t become old if you identify as an immortal god to whom age has no meaning.

doesn’t stop my back from hurting through.

thorbot ,

Average Lemmy user mentality

LaunchesKayaks , in Growing Old
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Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀

recklessengagement ,

Welcome to the 27 club

cheddar ,
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Don’t you have to die to join the club?

recklessengagement ,

Not sure, I just assumed it had to do with being 27

Obi ,
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Yes, being 27 and dieing, preferably of an overdose or some other sudden causes. The club includes such illustrious members such as Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Amy Winehouse.

decivex ,

Turn back now!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Bro how? This ride is out of control.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Now you are that much closer to 50 than birth!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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When I turned 25, my mom told me I’m a quarter of a century old and that hit me so hard

ianovic69 , (edited )
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Now realise that when you reach 75, on average, you will have been asleep for 25 years.

I have tried to reduce that average but it takes it’s toll.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Up until recently, I slept absurd amounts of time. Untreated auto-immune disease and a severe vitamin D deficiency will make a gal sleepy lol.

PhlubbaDubba , in Space Alert

Strangely, this reminds me of this manga set in a megalopolis, and when the MC reaches what is assumed to be the roof of the super structure, he meets someone who explains that they aren’t looking at a night sky, but rather at a ceiling that’s far enough away to be difficult for human eyes to discern, how far away is that, coincidentally this gap between the “roof” and the “sky” is about the width of the planet Jupiter.

Guy literally has to use a telescope to be able to track stuff happening on the other side.

NotSafeForWorld ,

This sounds really interesting. Can you share the title please?

apolo399 ,

Commenting to check later.

Philharmonic3 ,

The manga is called Blame! and it is very good! Lots of cool moments like this. Excellent architecture

Riven ,
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It’s a trippy Manga with little dialogue. Highly recommended.

Ponziani , in You won't believe it!

The only thing missing is a random arrow

Nikki , in 🤨🤨🤨
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1984

LodeMike OP ,

The red M&M is watching

gravitas_deficiency , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Wat

ceenote , in I'm with Joe Biden

OP doesn’t understand the difference between a shitpost and a shitty post.

Gork , in I'm with Joe Biden

I want more stories about Cornpop, who was a bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys.

LordWiggle , in shitpost
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Yeah, they had the happy days. At the cost of ours. They had everything, while ruining it for the future generations. And now they are complaining they aren’t getting enough money and respect. They aren’t even saying sorry or anything. I mean, sure, they can earn my respect but at least they have to do something first to earn it: fucking die already.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Omg kids these days am I right better work themselves out of this that’s what we did and now they wanna take my pension why would they do that we did such great things for those unruly brats eating avocado toast and swearing on their internet

Huschke ,

To be fair, it wasn’t so much “them”, but a very very tiny percentage of them that silently took over everything and ruined if for us just as much as them.

LordWiggle ,
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Sure. My parents weren’t one of those “few”. Yet they do complain. “Oooh our pension is barely anything”. “Everything is so expensive”. “We can’t afford anything these days”. Living in a massive house, surrounded by water, having an expensive motorboat, a sailing boat and a row boat next to their house, owning a caravan and SUV to pull it, going on holiday at least 7 times a year. “Oooh we’re being screwed by the next generation, we are suffering so much!” yeah, right. “We don’t want to drive all the way to you, fuel is so expensive. Can you come to us? Oh by the way, we just bought new solar panels and a heat pump. And we completely redid the entire garden, do you like it?”.

They are second degree war victims. Their parents were in the resistance, some of their grandparents went to concentration camps. They always told me there is nothing wrong with being gay, and Jewish people should never be discriminated.

Now they complain about all Muslim people, wanting them to be deported out of the country. They also say ‘transgender’ is bullshit. They voted far right. They are the biggest hypocrites out there. “You can’t call me racist because I think what I say isn’t racist, so no one else may see it as racist”. Yeah mom, that’s not how racism works.

Fuck those boomers. All of them.

samus12345 ,
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Their parents fought the Nazis overseas so they could vote them into office here.

Nutteman ,
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For some reason I get the feeling they mean the tv show.

Sidhean , in Space Alert

Oh, thank the gods- it’s back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter’s back!

unexposedhazard , in I'm with Joe Biden

What is this from?

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Some Philip K. Dick novel.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in 🤨🤨🤨

Y’all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we’re gonna get a Tianamandm Square

dogsoahC ,

So, nothing happens?

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