There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Thcdenton , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/599d8f53-93a3-4a94-8392-b6a306b6e0a7.jpeg

LinusSexTips ,

I think I’d be more concerned if my hands were that small

finley , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

The most adorable privacy violation yet!

PhlubbaDubba , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

MeThisGuy ,

we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

RacoonVegetable , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

Does anybody have the picture where a person suggests to make CP as in porn for children that properly educates them?

P.S. I’m not advocating for this opinion, I just want the funni pic

far_university1990 ,

Maybe teen would have decent sex ed then.

far_university1990 ,

Found (my search history hate you now)

dailysignal.com/…/journalist-scorned-on-twitter-f…

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7ensp1XsAI0VQP?format=png&name=medium

Edit: nitter (xcancel) embed because twimg not load

https://cdn.xcancel.com/pic/orig/media%2FE7ensp1XsAI0VQP.jpg

Deello ,

Isn’t this essentially the plot to The Girl Next Door?

Asafum , in False Dichotomy Rule

I’m pretty sure I’m entirely alone in this, but my God do I hate his voice… Same with AC/DC… They have this really really annoying, whiney grating voice.

Kinda like a rat in a cage…

Crozekiel ,

You likely aren’t entirely alone, but I actually dig it.

BitchPeas ,

I hate that I love this plastic surgery son of a bitch.

ilhamagh ,

Cavill? Or the other guy? Who is that?

benderbeerman ,

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn’t get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one… AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

HelixDab2 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

😬

pH3ra , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Not the same plumbing.

Schorsch ,

Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.

luciferofastora ,

Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

knowyourmeme.com/…/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls

RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL. Thanks.

unexposedhazard , in T Diddy

This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.

TexMexBazooka ,

Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back

unexposedhazard ,

Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.

TexMexBazooka ,

It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off

Viking_Hippie , in Heathens!

🎵The Heath is on!

Senseless ,

🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

enbyecho , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?

MeatPilot , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

www.planaformen.com

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

PenisWenisGenius ,

An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.

prettybunnys ,

As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free

Rolando , in Some of y'all need this

inside you there are two clowns

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/265eb74a-6a55-46d6-8e1f-02e42c42df79.jpeg

merari42 , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.

Gestrid ,

And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Go go gadget dick

PseudorandomNoise , in I'm an adult, I do whatever the fuck I want
@PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world avatar

Liam Neeson tried eating Trix and got his ass beat.

Stay safe OP!

Rayspekt , in T Diddy

This is peak art.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •