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PenisWenisGenius , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

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Kolanaki , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
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“What if robots could fuck and Wall-E and Eva had a child?” - Some Amazon engineer.

UxyIVrljPeRl , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

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Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

TOModera , in No, seriously, I want to know

That cow’s sick! Must be bird flu.

salvaria , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Android turtle emoji

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

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blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in Some of y'all need this

This looks like the style of drawings where’s there’s secretly an old clown and young clown in the picture.

The real answer is that the person on the right is being swallowed by a giant a black and white imperfect Cell from DBZ.

mongooseofrevenge , in No, seriously, I want to know

Shredding beef

CaptainBasculin , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

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RandomStickman , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Lobster

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

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RandomStickman ,
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You went above and beyond

Feathercrown , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

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Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

nightwatch_admin , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

“Yoghurtzilla” спасибо

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Пожалуйста, приходите ещё.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I initially thought it’s a response to some other picture, lol.

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nightwatch_admin ,

Thanks, спасибо! I love it

ted , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

pythonoob ,

So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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IzzyScissor , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I see two casings for switches. Do you have to toggle each ball individually or something?

Also, how do you remember which way to flip the switch? Can it get turned around?

randomdeadguy ,
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I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?

rmuk ,

Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.

IzzyScissor ,

“FUCK, I came for longer than 5 seconds. Now I have to go through the factory reset AGAIN.”

chiliedogg ,

“You’ve turned on sticky keys.”

The_Picard_Maneuver , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Love me some shitty star trek art

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

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The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol

nifty , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

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nifty ,
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I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly

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