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rockerface , in Underappreciated humour

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

superduperenigma ,

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ,

I like Tederick, and Billomena

Kerrigor ,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw ,

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

PochoHipster ,

Timberly

Zoidsberg ,
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I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

redeco ,

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

Also Jonald or Dougery.

numlok ,

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

AeroLemming ,

Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

owatnext , in Have another meme

Only to be met by this in the afterlife.

You thought I would let you escape Flavortown so easily?

altima_neo ,
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Jagi Fieri!

Enzy ,

Homelander if he was in the food business.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Flavourlander, Ned Flavourlander

GrammatonCleric , in David's big break.
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

He practiced his whole life for that role

bobs_monkey ,

Some say he’s still practicing to this day

Polarsailor , in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Rockyrikoko ,

Don’t threaten me with a good time

DeterminedBauhinia , in Stop showboating

Being gay is a competition, and you’re losing.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Have you received your official homo membership card yet? NO it’s not free.

hungryphrog ,

Consider also subscribing to LGBT+, which gives you access to a wider selection of identities and labels than the LGBT Basic subscription!

Agent641 ,

We need to keep comparing who is gayest, until we discover the final boss of homosexuality.

hungryphrog ,

I’m going to win the Homosexuality world cup and this is a promise.

Agent641 ,

Undisputed world heavyweight champion of gayness

mack7400 ,

Gaynnondorf

Viking_Hippie , in I've been wondering for some time
Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Ranger fan, but I’d follow Gritty into the war against the rich.

systemglitch ,

Bruins fan, so would I. Hell I even own a Flyers jersey, there’re just too cool, and I’ll wear it into battle with him.

Viking_Hippie ,

Not a hockey fan at all and so would I 🫡✊️

PeterPoopshit , in But its the only thing I want!

Download and install llamacpp from its github repository, go on huggingface.co and download one of the wizard vicuna uncensored GGUF models. It’s the most obedient and loyal one and will never refuse even the most ridiculous request. Use --threads option to specify more threads for higher speed. You’re welcome.

Amends1782 ,

You are amazing

Swedneck , in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.
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every golf course could be a lovely botanical garden/park or arboretum, with little paths every which way and carefully crafted scenery to make you feel like you’re inside a disney movie

Death_Equity ,

This.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Please. For the love of God don’t let this lazy comment cliché migrate to here.

zalgotext , (edited )

Most of the golf courses near me are pretty much this - densely forested areas with meticulously landscaped little gardens, which happens to have some holes built in.

Rodeo ,

A lawn is not a garden.

zalgotext ,

Correct. I’m not talking about lawns.

Rodeo ,

Golf courses are lawns.

zalgotext ,

So you just didn’t read my first comment in this thread then

Rodeo ,

Please post a picture of this golf course with no lawns

zalgotext ,

Oh I get it now, your reading comprehension is just poor.

Rodeo ,

Most of the golf courses near me are … densely forested areas with meticulously landscaped little gardens, which happens to have some holes built in.

You literally tried to call a golf course a garden, you knob.

zalgotext ,

Lmao that isn’t what that sentence means. Your reading comprehension is bad.

BastingChemina ,

wpid-dgladeau_0113_0748

You see this?

I used to hike along the coast there quite regularly but someone decided it was much better to turn the whole thing into a gulf course and to illegally block access to locals.

Edit: Of course they also chose the driest part of the island.

v_krishna ,
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Where is this? California has strict regulations about the actual beach access. So e.g. Pebble Beach is in one of the most beautiful locations in all of Northern California, ridiculously expensive and nearly impossible to play as a mortal, but you can still go drive around 17 mile drive through the course and walk along the coastal trails for free.

BastingChemina ,

It’s in st Lucia in the Caribbean.

There is regulations for beach access too here where all the coastline need to be accessible to the public.

So far with this particular resort they are doing everything they can to discourage people from coming in and showed a strong disdain for the local community.

Faresh ,

Maybe they should be on the lookout for people pouring cement into the golf holes.

vivadanang ,

AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING ON EACH SIDE. Seattle estimated they could solve the housing crisis by closing a handful of their muni courses (leaving multiple municipal and a dozen private courses in the area) and building medium density housing there. Solving a critical need by getting rid of a few locations for a dying sport:

theurbanist.org/…/unlike-seattle-golf-really-is-d…

It’s a waste of space otherwise.

idunnololz , in Release date is late 2027
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Can they improve the single player version instead? I don’t have friends who will play with me :(

MooseBoys , in The future is now

No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in What would you do if you saw someone you know post this on Facebook?
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Prolly not post it to a shit-posting sub.

CluckN , in Speechless

By the Nine this is so compressed that the MsPaint blue rectangle has artifacts.

CaptainBasculin ,

Needs more jpeg

konalt ,
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kautau ,

That’s not really JPEG, that’s more like lower resolution and increased blur

Here you go

konalt ,
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I ran it through ffmpeg with the jpeg quality attribute set to like 10 lol

Hupf ,
IGuessThisIsForNSFW ,

That’s the kinda crispyness I need!

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah, why does it have that? I thought things are more compressible if they’re simpler (no artifacts, just a flat blue rectangle).

Strawberry ,

all depends on the compression algorithm. jpeg is not great at that sort of computer interface type look

Wogi , in Photographing the unphotographable

None of y’all are plumbers and most of y’all work in IT and it fucking shows.

This is not a case where a photo is required or even all that helpful.

A photo shows that water is running. Is it hot, is it cold, is it lukewarm? Who knows?? Certainly not the landlord.

Probing questions sure would have been helpful. Like is the water lukewarm or cold?

If it’s either it doesn’t matter, the heater is not working and a plumber is required.

Now what if the water isn’t running? Well then the response would indicate that.

“No there’s no water at all when I turn on the hot water.”

Ok that’s an entirely different problem, could be the heater, could be someone turned a valve off.

But even that much information isn’t all that important because no matter what the problem is, or where it’s located, the tenant will not be able to resolve this issue, a plumber is required. They’ll need access to the premises, because water heaters are generally inside the unit, which means the tenant will likely need to be present when the plumber shows up.

The plumber is absolutely not going to show up with a water heater based on what information he can get out of a text. He’s going to come in, and investigate the issue. Sometimes it’s a quick fix, sometimes it’s a problem. Generally the tenant is going to have absolutely no way of resolving it themselves, and generally a landlord wouldn’t want them to.

This is not an IT ticket, it’s a "call a fucking plumber my shits broken " ticket.

jarfil ,

None of y’all are plumbers and most of y’all work in IT and it fucking shows

You’re not a plumber and you lack problem fixing skills and it fucking shows. 🙄

The photo shows:

  • water is running, meaning: the faucet works, the pipe to the faucet works, the water is not shut off
  • the faucet seems to be of a two valve kind, meaning: if the tenant is not an idiot and didn’t turn on the wrong valve, and they did wait a reasonable time for hot water to come out, then the problem is not with the faucet but with the heater
  • the faucet can not be the problem, meaning a plumber does not need to carry a spare faucet, but the pipes could be hooked up wrong (hot pipe to cold valve and vice versa), which could be and easy fox for the landlord themselves without having to pay a plumber

Probing questions would be only useful if the tenant spent some effort on answering them, instead of, for example:

is the water lukewarm or cold?

A: Yes.

what if the water isn’t running?

A: There is no hot water.

This is not an IT ticket, it’s a general problem solving procedure issue.

henfredemars , in Sorry, no can do

This is something my wife just had to learn to accept. I’ll find something cool and realize I don’t want to go through life not understanding this topic. Most recently: floating point emulation.

rockerface ,

Floating point is dope

henfredemars ,

I’m particularly interested in how emulators deal with the mismatch between the FPU of the target hardware versus the host.

It’s a fascinating and frustrating topic when you’re trying to emulate floating point in a specific way using hardware that doesn’t exactly do what you need. But almost. For example, maybe your host rounds differently or uses different status flags so the challenge is to find as many cases as possible where you can still exploit your host FPU without generating incorrect results.

somethingsnappy ,

What did you just have to accept about your wife?

henfredemars ,

She needs alone, stimulation-free time for one. It might look like nothing, but that time is like sleep to her, and without it she’s not functional.

Aurenkin ,

Precisely

uis ,
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Double-precisely

Swim ,

no idea what this is but i am now furiously looking floating point up.

kalkulat ,
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When I first tried swimming, it took me quite a while to get to the floating point.

uis ,
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When you lie on your back on water you go from floating point to floating plane

kalkulat ,
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Gotta have those pontoons

FlyingSquid ,
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Whereas I find the phrase alone so complicated that I can’t even bring myself to find out how even more complicated the concept is.

uis ,
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Binary rational number

FlyingSquid , in Milk
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I don’t get how they’re so good at milking those little oat teats.

PeWu ,

It fascinates me how they are getting almond milk.

Poor almond cows.

Honytawk , (edited )

Almooooo

Shut up Almeera you fat cow. Now let me squeeze your almonds.

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