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loaf , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@loaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

Kenya was finally established in 2022, once the AI overlords were defeated.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I hear they’ve also got the lions.

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IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Kenya believe it!

awwwyissss ,

Forget Norway!

dbx12 , in "AI going to take our jobs"

sad Kenya noises

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

You mean Cenya?

LetterboxPancake ,

Czechia isn’t in Africa my dude, it’s clearly a suburb of Memphis TN.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

I didn’t say Chechnya, I said Cenya!

StalinIsMaiWaifu , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Kenya still British colony confirmed

Randyy ,
@Randyy@lemmy.world avatar

So because it’s still a British colony it means it not a country in Africa ? 🤨🧐

StalinIsMaiWaifu ,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

There is no sovereign country…

From the OP, emphasis mine

Syrc , in How fleeting are human passions

Okay, but someone has to give context on the quote, I definitely wouldn’t see that coming reading the synopsis of the book

butter , in "AI going to take our jobs"

Exactly as right as half of Americans

db2 ,

Which state is Africa in again? 🤡

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

Redwood City, California.

TimeNaan , in Be a gentleman

Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?

Vampiric_Luma ,
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

But what if a marine biologist shows up???

CarbonatedPastaSauce , (edited )

That’s completely ridiculous.

I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

InfiniWheel ,

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Like free cigs apparently

3TH4Li4 ,
@3TH4Li4@feddit.ch avatar

Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

They exist. I was married to one.

edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

quicksand ,

Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first

Lt_Worf OP ,

You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.

JoCrichton , in Third time..

I don’t get it

Spudwart ,

American = Burger Lover

Also it kinda sounds like burger king

JoCrichton ,

Ahh thanks I didn’t make the connection between burger and Bürger.

Little8Lost ,

Thank you for answering this question for me too

NathanielThomas , in IRA

LGBTQIA2S+IRA

Colour_me_triggered , in I love d

If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.

JoeyHarrington ,

Sacks lol

demlet ,

*Polaroids of sacks…

FTFY

moosetwin , in gotdamn
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

this isn’t funny this is just sad

goddard_guryon , in Ready for Hot Gronk Summer

More like “-20459 will be my year”

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Right. Didn’t know cavemen lived around Jesus’ time.

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.

regular_human ,
@regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

Midlife crisis

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s incredible they knew how long it’d be until Jesus was born that far in advance

Steeve ,

They just looked at a calendar

Noodle07 ,

But not the maya one, it’s all wonky

jopepa ,

And “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?

Evil_Shrubbery , in I love d

Wangs wangs

ScrollerBall , in Be a gentleman

Just the Tiparillo…

cyborganism , in I love d

She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.

kameecoding ,

she just took home her work for the day

newIdentity ,

In Germany that might be illegal

But not because she takes work material home but because of employee rights

MotoAsh ,

Americans: Worker’s rights?! I dunno’, sounds like some kinda’ regulation-thingy, and we don’t like people forcin’ their thingies on us…

thepianistfroggollum ,

Only the Americans who have been brainwashed. The rest of us are desperately trying to undo the damage they’re causing.

MotoAsh ,

Yea, it’s just perpetually upsetting how many idiots think peoples’ struggles literally cannot be systemically caused. It’s always because someone didn’t work hard enough or is stupid, not because their boss failed to pay them a livable wage so they were SoL when the car broke down…

STRIKINGdebate2 , in IRA
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Can I have her number?

TSG_Asmodeus ,
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

Eight six seven five three oh nine.

Anticorp ,

I need to make her mine.

NoMoreLurking ,

Could someone please explain the joke?

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bufordt ,
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I got it (I got it) I got it

I got your number on the wall

I got it (I got it) I got it

For a good time, for a good time call

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