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Skua , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Small fandoms? There is a delightful youtube channel called Colganology in which an eccentric old English man documents his craft projects and whatever else is on his mind. I discovered him because of his series in which he builds a bunch of absolutely terrible musical instruments out of random bits and bobs that he has lying around. I would very much appreciate a depiction of his mighty war horns intimidating his enemies

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I said no niche fandoms.

But here it is, since I found this channel amusing.

Timecode of a reference: youtu.be/NzWjCkgG9bE?si=sNM-vpjBqiaM18eJ&t=22

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Skua ,

Oh my bad, I totally misunderstood what you meant. Excellent drawing though

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Let’s say it was a decent recomendation that occured there by chance (:

Rereading my rules after your reply I find them, ehm, very awkwardly worded. Every excluded thing is connected by AND so order doesn’t matters, and if you read ‘things we don’t want on Lemmy’ and then niche fandoms, bigotry and CSAM, it means these are things not included in the first, or things ‘we’ want on Lemmy lol. I’m not in the position to point at a light misunderstanding after THAT fuck up :D

samus12345 , in Thanks internet!
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doggle , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

So a toggleable vasectomy.

Trouble is you need a several days (maybe a week or more) and/or a few ejaculations to actually be sterile after a vasectomy… So this isn’t the kind of thing that you can flip on in the moment and you’re safe.

explodicle ,

I’d imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn’t be too bad.

ArcaneSlime ,

Better to keep it off until you and your wife are trying for a kid than keep it on and flip it off for saf(er) sex. Why keep your cum on while you’re just walking around?

FooBarrington ,

Mostly for fashion reasons

Noedel ,

They told me three months. In case the wires reconnect

VaalaVasaVarde , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I’m not getting an astro, I watched Runaway (1984) I know what they can do:

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yemmly , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

What the abyss sees.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Mostly clueless humanoids who look extra derpy from that angle. The whole shenanigan of ‘and then the void glanced back’ is based on people seeing their untidy hairy nostrils reflected on it’s surface.

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TxzK , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Your credit card number + pin

mr_satan ,
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Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

drathvedro ,

Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine

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GregorTacTac ,
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We have cryptocurrency

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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papalonian , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.

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papalonian ,

Adorable. And sad.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Many people think otherwise.

And, despite our initial feelings, this sadness colors our happiness brighter when we are to stomp these meatbags.

owatnext , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Prompt meme:

Oh no! Anyway…

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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owatnext ,

Anyway…

No clue just have had it stuck in my head.

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FlihpFlorp , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

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FlihpFlorp , (edited )

wondrous

ArmokGoB , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

Don’t black out the name you coward.

brown567 , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

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brown567 ,

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece

polonius-rex , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
ChillPill ,
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we’ve made the decision to wind down the Astro for Business program to focus our efforts entirely on building the best consumer robotics products for the home."

Kraven_the_Hunter OP ,

That’s the business version. They’re moving full steam ahead on the home unit.

drew_belloc , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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It’s hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.

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ArbitraryValue , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

A thought experiment: you operate a security camera on behalf of a property owner. The camera records a serious crime taking place. The police want to see the video, but they can’t force you to give it to them. The property owner doesn’t want the police to see the video, but he can’t force you not to give it to them. (However, he can stop being a customer, which will cost you money.) What would you do?

I think I’d give the police the video as long as I thought the crime was serious. And I’d do that even if it cost me money, because IMO it’s the right thing to do. I’m not saying Amazon was in that position, but I would have to know the specific circumstances before I could judge.

captainlezbian ,

Oh I’d just ask for a warrant. There’s a process the constitution lays out for the government invading your privacy

einlander , in Thanks internet!

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