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AdmiralShat , in Yep, defintely not a bad person

Bait

Cryophilia ,

100%. People like this exist, but they’re rare and they know better than to admit to this shit blatantly.

Crashumbc ,

Yeah, there’s a reason fairytales like “cinderella” exist

slowwooderrunsdeep ,

Are they that rare? And do they really know to keep things like this under wraps? It seems like our social filters have all gone out the window the last eight years.

She can’t spell fiancé correctly despite several attempts and having autocorrect. I think it’s entirely possible that she’s just dumb, selfish and insecure.

alcoholicorn , (edited ) in Don't eat that

It should be noted, once the soviets got the technical skills they needed from the nazi scientists, they were deported back to Germany. Some were fined/deported for being irresponsible with rocket fuel.

Unlike Operation Paperclip where they were given citizenship and put in charge of scientific programs and prisons in America.

Or Operation Bloodstone, where the CIA put nazi war criminals in charge of South American special police forces to do more warcrimes under the guise of anti-communism.

GBU_28 ,

Regarding paperclip, the US grabbed leaders, program architects and STEM bureaucrats. These types of people can’t really have their knowledge or skill extracted, then be discarded.

I’m not excusing any behavior here, but folks like von Braun bargained for what they got and the US gov cared more about rockets than principles.

I expect von Braun and friends would have had similar treatment in the Soviet union, had the soviets been lucky enough to catch them first

TranscendentalEmpire ,

Unlike Operation Paperclip where they were given citizenship and put in charge of scientific programs and prisons in America.

That’s kinda debatable. They were deported back to East Germany, which was still under Soviet control, and were placed in charge of scientific programs and universities.

Or Operation Bloodstone, where the CIA put nazi war criminals in charge of South American special police forces

Who do you think ran the nkvd in East Germany? Unfortunately both great powers were a little too friendly towards the former Nazi for my taste. Though the Americans were the main proponents of the clean wehrmacht theory we are still entrenched in today.

Lemminary , in The Karen of Lemmy

OP when he’s the one taking the heat from the instance and the admins everyone complained about from experience:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/de435e61-3679-4f51-81d9-a1a8f18e58f7.png

hamid OP ,

Nice selfie of you calling mommy to protect you from the 15 year old hexbears

Lemminary , (edited )

I literally moved instances and blocked their shit so fast that your head is still spinning. All on my own. Idk what you’re on about, hunty, maybe some personal experience of yours.

15 year old hexbears

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eaf10ce-23a2-454f-bdf1-8738afb9dd2e.jpeg

hamid OP ,

I really don’t know who you are or care about you at all, why are you telling me this?

Lemminary ,

why are you telling me this?

I’m just saying that your assumption is wrong. But calm down, we’re having fun here, unless…

hamid OP ,

You are the ones downvoting this like it matters and getting your panties in a bunch about a group of annoying losers on hexbear. I don’t need an admin to protect me from them I have a block list.

Lemminary ,

getting your panties in a bunch

Are we now? lol I’m pretty calm and posting memes but you seem on edge.

I have a block list

Yeah, me too, and it’s about a foot long. But it’s almost as if people have other concerns when they call for defederation and they’re not just running to mommy. Idk, maybe something to consider.

hamid OP ,

Dude, I really don’t care what you think, why are you trying so hard

Lemminary ,

I’m not trying at all? You’re the one who keeps replying and accusing me of things I didn’t do lol Am I supposed to just take it for your pleasure?

hamid OP ,

Its almost like shitposting has no point and I just feel like making fun

Lemminary ,

That comment history of yours is kinda betraying that statement, just saying.

(Sorry for looking, I had to find the context for the post. Also sorry that I had to block your Weedtime community. I don’t think I trust you as a mod after this but I know you don’t care.)

hamid OP ,

Trust me as a mod? For a meme community? Seriously who the fuck cares. This is not important to anyone. I am just trying to wind down the clock at work. I don’t care if you block weedtime or not dude. Everyone on lemmy needs to get a fucking grip this literally doesn’t matter its a reddit clone.

Lemminary ,

And that’s where we fundamentally disagree. Discussing federation is not a waste of time when the offshoot website is community-driven. Nobody’s running to mommy, we just want the best for the instances we’ve adopted.

I also have some downtime but I should get going. Cya.

BennyHill ,
@BennyHill@lemmy.ml avatar

biggest cringe you can find online is people bragging about how many people they blocked.
ah nice to know you are a snowflake, why are you self owning about this?

hamid OP ,

The biggest cringe you can find is you and your life, god it must be terrible to be you and I’m sorry you have your life.

BennyHill ,
@BennyHill@lemmy.ml avatar

this comment made me try to self reflect but the image of myself in the mirror made me die of cringe.

AlexWIWA , in Mystical land pirates (with pizza)

And now they use door dash and it takes two hours to arrive cold and spit on.

moistclump ,

And cost you more in fees and tips than the increased cost of the food itself.

s_s , (edited )

They decided a long time ago people will refuse to do the math.

fidodo ,

I rotate delivery apps so they constantly send me coupons. The coupon doesn’t actually save any money over the restaurant cost but basically cancels out the delivery fee.

residentmarchant ,

This is the way. I pretty much only order when I have a 40% off coupon, which happens every few weeks

slaacaa ,

But the companies running these softwares now make a huge profit, while the restaurants and delivery drivers earn less. So it’s better this way for their billionaire investors

AlexWIWA ,

I still don’t understand how paying a third party the delivery fee plus their management costs and profit margin is cheaper than hiring a teenager. It sucks though :/

Like you said, worse every person involved except for the door dash executives

Socsa ,

Because a lot of places probably don’t do enough delivery volume to justify staffing a driver every night, and the apps themselves are pretty powerful marketing tools.

s_s ,

Because the food delivery apps pay their drivers that little.

JohnDClay , in You weirdos

Maybe we’re just really tired

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yeah, I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere wearing anything. That being said, unless there’s a good reason not to, I fail to understand why anyone wouldn’t sleep nude. No clothing is more comfortable than nude, and don’t say warmth because that’s what blankets are for.

Gork ,

I can usually stand wearing underwear to bed, but not pants or shirt. Naked is great though.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

warmth 😃

During sleep I can’t ensure to be stay covered with a blanket. Though lower half nude would work better than upper half nude. If my arms get cold, I‘ll get ill. With a sleeping bag it might work.

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

That’s JUST what someone who sleeps in jeans would say.

Aurenkin , in dataisbeautiful

The records are impressively accurate and complete for the time period too.

Phen ,

Too bad it’s rounded to one digit, it’s so hard to find more detailed data about that period.

SaltyIceteaMaker , (edited ) in Pharaoh there, man
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Well akshuly☝️🤓: it’s a four sided pyramid not a triangle

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We only call it a pyramid because we found out you can walk around it

OneLemmyMan ,

its actually 4 triangles resting on eachother

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget that they’re all resting on a square

OneLemmyMan ,

i always forget about that loser lol

Klear ,

What a square.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just two triangles fuckin, dude

janAkali ,

*big fucking pentahedron

femboy_bird ,

Um no its a triangular prism

burgersc12 ,

Not the great pyramid. It has 8 sides, because the pyramid builders wanted to make us question how the fuck they managed to do that!

Aurenkin , in Emergency response

Love the proactive approach of the emergency services here, usually you have to reach out to them first.

mipadaitu ,

They cropped out the first text which just said “you up?”

conditional_soup , in The Anti-Semetism is just incredible

Ah yes, murder, famously opposed by anti-semites

swag_money , in if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it

suicide by oncoming traffic is such a dick move. you don’t have the right to endanger other lives just because you’re suicidal.

if you want to kill yourself, do it right. go to Michael’s™ and buy a tank of helium to asphyxiate yourself.

rushaction ,

Respectfully, please do not do this. Helium is a non-renewable resource. Once lost to the atmosphere it’s gone for good. Nitrogen on the other hand makes up 78% of the atmosphere and is equally effective.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bro really just said “We can’t replace helium, unlike you, pick a different suicide option”

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

but he’s got a point though.

swag_money ,

ah good point. so instead, go to your local tire shop and fill some balloons with nitrogen :p

rickyrigatoni ,

Just go to jupiter and harvest more

FilterItOut ,

Helium gets replaced by radiation. You can do your part by breathing in radon. I love helping science!

mke ,

Respectfully, the dead need not care about loss of non-renewable resources.

general_kitten ,

Aint that mentality kind of why climate change is a thing, the oil barons will be dead when rest of humanity has to suffer from their actions

mke ,

I will attempt an oddly serious answer, unlike my previous comment, since I feel this deserves one.

Sort of, and technically correct. Both the suicidal and the oil baron have no reason to care what happens after they’re dead. But I don’t know if that’s relevant here.

Powerful people ruining the world do so because of incentives and… because they can. The only thing that will stop them and those that come after is meaningful societal change. Convincing people to participate in bringing about this change is important too, make no mistake, but it’s because of what they can achieve united. It’s voting, protesting, and building a world where the powerful can’t screw over the world and everyone in it.

Hoping a change in culture alone will save the world is useless, because the rich and powerful will not follow that new culture. There’s no trickle-up morals, and telling suicidal people they should be mindful of how they die (if serious) is barking up the wrong tree. It won’t stop the oil baron from continuing to pollute more than everyone in this thread combined, nor will it make a meaningful difference even should the person follow your advice, because it’s a drop in the bucket—and maybe the last one they’ll ever make.

Trying to put it shortly, my point is that mentality is only the start. The world is broken (e.g. climate change is a thing), not just because of mentality, but because those high above do all in their power to stay there and shape the world in ways that suit them. Changing people’s mentality is good, but is “use hydrogen instead of helium” really the last thing a suicidal person should have to hear from you?

Of course, this is a meme community in the end, so apologies if this comment was unnecessary because no one is seriously saying that. But anyone who thinks so should also be able to read my previous comment in its intended humor as well.

AngryCommieKender ,

We can make all the helium we need, just have to figure out Fusion Power.

/s

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

this is an ad 😡

boatsnhos931 ,

It no work, they dilute it now 🙂

Red_October ,

Hey, Helium is too valuable to waste like that! A toaster in the bathtub will do just fine.

swag_money ,

gcfi outlet will trip :p you’d also need an extension cord to tap an unprotected outlet

NigelFrobisher , in Let's throw back to the 80s.

This is just a photo taken today in Australia.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I thought cigarettes were like $40 a pack there.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The man in the picture is a billionaire. You can tell by the price of his mustache.

psud ,

Where in Australia can you smoke inside a restaurant?

NigelFrobisher ,

The Yabba.

simple , in But will they call you dada?

Alright I guess I’ll be the first to admit: I don’t get it.

rockSlayer ,

It’s a famous painting with the french phrase for “this is not a pipe” cropped off

doctorcrimson , (edited )

Meme would’ve made more sense if they hadn’t cropped it off, why did they do that?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because it makes it into an in-joke for those of us who know what the text says

Lucidlethargy ,
Lucidlethargy ,

What’s funny about this is their determination to violate the artists’ intent for the sake of forced obfuscation, which results in the ostensible heightening of obscure knowledge for the benefit of those already possessing it.

I see nothing of value being created here. So, we’re at a level slightly above Reddit right now. We did it, Lemmy!

captainlezbian ,

To whom it may concern;

This is c/shitposting

FiskFisk33 ,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

The quote from Magritte there sums it up quite well.

danc4498 ,

This is not a pipe, it’s just a tribute.

Lucidlethargy ,

Seems like the parsing of words at its worse. I’m okay with not knowing the referance.

Pretzilla ,

And Dadaism was the movement.

afraid_of_zombies , in You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!

It’s cool if you return it at the end of the year that you don’t have to pay taxes on it. You could steal something, use it to make more money, and then return it. This avoids paying any kinda sales taxes when you took it. And since inventory is taxed you wouldn’t have to pay on that.

Someone could exploit this. Make a fake company that steals from the real company, returns the property at the end of the year.

AngryCommieKender ,

My first job was at a place called Cybo Robots in Indianapolis. The R&D department there created something that iRobot turned into the Roomba, when they bought the company. The entire point of the company was to lose money as a tax write off. The owner owned several other profitable companies, and needed a money sink so that he could get out of paying taxes, so he created Cybo Robots.

My point here is that not only could someone exploit this, they already are in multiple ways.

BobGnarley ,

I wonder if this would work lol

SeabassDan ,

Sort of a Ponzi scheme before it comes crashing down.

MalachaiConstant ,

Nice try, FBI!

afraid_of_zombies ,

Would have gotten away with it to if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids

mathic ,

Technically, if you intend to return it eventually, it’s not theft.

Theft, under the common law of England, as brought to the U.S., is the deprivation of personal property of another with the intention to permanently deprive them of it. If you don’t have that intent, it’s not theft. That’s why we have “joyriding” and “grand theft auto” as separate things.

Dragster39 ,

Is there anything about the exact definition of permanent? I mean, otherwise I could just include the items in my will and refer to that.

“All items that have been subject to lending with one sided consent shall be returned to its respective owners at the end of my life.”

jeena , in True to life
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

I don’t get the joke.

XEAL ,

I think the point is that she’s a nice person in general and he’s a very racist POS.

jeena ,
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

Hm, ok, I would have never guessed it from her speech bubble.

fmstrat ,

It’s that they both are, he just wears it on his sle… Shirt.

explodicle ,

She’s just more subtle. She supports BLM in spirit but agrees that the roads need to be clear for health and safety reasons.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

She tolerates racism but wouldn’t be the first to speak

niktemadur ,

It’s funny because it’s soooo true!
In fact in MY suburbs, you see it in FIVE out of every FOUR hetero couples! Now waddaya think of that, huh?

Kiernian ,

Lotta key parties in your neck of the woods?

xePBMg9 ,

Neither did I. I may still not understand it. But I googled salon article and found a site with that name that publishes progressive news and opinions. So I guess they are saying a lot of couples are opposite in opinion on these things. They might be joking about the one spouse being oblivious to their partners racism or having double standards or something.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They might be joking about the one spouse being oblivious to their partners racism or having double standards or something.

Pretty much. I personally find it funny because I know one of these couples. It’s obviously not 1/3, but they do exist.

dangblingus ,

The joke is that every 1 out of 3 heterosexual couples features a basic woman and a racist bro.

thetreesaysbark ,

Which is ironic because this is just another form of prejudism against heteros. Heterophobia?

_stranger_ ,

These people definitely exist, and 1/3 of the time they find each other.

art ,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no, not the poor heteros!

thetreesaysbark ,

Hate is hate. Probably better to just be a nice person than to preach prejudism, no matter who it’s aimed at

PopcornTin ,

It’s not prejudice to hate whoever I hate because I am a good person.

drphungky ,

It’s a shame “the golden rule” was already taken. You’ve summed up so many ideologies!

Ookami38 ,

We could go with the rusted rule. Pyrite (fool’s gold) rule. There are some options.

thetreesaysbark ,

Said all those conservatives we all keep complaining about.

JustUseMint ,

It’s ok to be racist against white people, you forgot

Empricorn ,

I’m sorry your brain is broken. ☹️

thetreesaysbark ,

Good conversation. Thanks for the useful input.

Holyginz ,

Only if you think being hetero means racist. Says more about you than anyone else.

thetreesaysbark ,

I’m a little confused.

If I said a 3rd of gay men are racists, I would expect most people to consider this homophobic.

I would expect the same to apply to heteros. We’re all people here.

Maybe I’ve misunderstood something, and maybe the above isn’t true?

Ookami38 ,

You’re absolutely right. The comic above is absolutely prejudiced, it’s just targeting a group that’s seen as more privileged, and thus “punching up” and so it’s ok. BS is what it is.

Ookami38 ,

Sure sure. So if I made a post essentially saying 1 in 3 black men are violent, it’s only racist if you believe black men are violent. Says more about you than anyone else.

Hopefully you can see why that doesn’t work.

Bytemeister ,

Sometimes the gal can be racist. My friends tried to hook me up with a cute lady who had an amazing accent. Turns out, she was south-african and very quickly let me know that ending apartheid was a mistake because “some people just can’t prepare for modern life”.

Noped right the fuck out of setting up that date.

Chriswild ,

She’s right, she is that some people.

dangblingus ,

Yeah, this is true. So-called “country girls” are some of the most racist people I’ve met.

aeharding , in Screen time
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

I need to take a break from devloping Voyager

Starts browsing Voyager

Vishram1123 ,

I love Voyager

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

💙

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Oh snap! I’m using it right now!!

femboy_bird ,

I think you are based and cool

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