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sentient_loom , in RIP in pieces
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He was eaten alive by pigs with neuralink.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Neurapigs

BeMoreCareful ,

Porkilinks

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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NeuraOink

orphiebaby ,

That sounds like a breakfast sausage brand

T00l_shed ,

Awww pigly.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Engineers warned him that the pigs couldn’t be trusted with a built-in weapons link, Elon said “I’ll be just just like the heros of Deus Ex and Cyberpunk, the CEOs!”

root_beer ,

I’m hearing this in Dana Carvey’s Tom Brokaw.

“And he was delicious.”

laurelraven , in oWo

Nice, anti homeless and anti disabled all at once (lack of streetside seating makes getting around challenging for mobility limited people)

Jimmyeatsausage ,

And right below a “no human is illegal” poster

uis ,

Also anti elderly. And anti kids. Although for kids EVERY surface is sitting surface.

SpaceCadet ,
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This is not anti-homeless. This is anti-idiots sitting on the window sill of the house you live in, making it a gathering place and a nuisance of themselves. A window sill is not a bench in the park.

DaCrazyJamez , in Trust exercise

Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

Viking_Hippie ,

The game.

yemmly ,

We both just lost it.

tpihkal ,

You son of a bitch…

Viking_Hippie ,

How long since you last lost? 😁

tpihkal ,

Probably a month or so, surprisingly, Lemmy has reminded me several times now.

Viking_Hippie ,

It had actually been years for me until I sacrificed my streak to annoy you guys 😁

fushuan ,

Years :_(

shneancy ,

.>:|

GladiusB ,
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I can’t believe they did them like that

SturgiesYrFase , in How was your Easter?
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What a horrible day to have eyes

SamWoof03 ,

What a horrible eye to have days

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Exactly

DenizEfe , in FF Evangelists
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Best thing about Firefox is stability somehow it works nearly all devices

chiliedogg ,

So for some reason Firefox doesn’t work most of the time on my parent’s ISP. It simply doesn’t find sites 80% of the time. I can take the same wifi adapter and move it to my place and it works fine. I’ve messed arounfld with different DNS and stuff, and I just can’t get it to be reliable there.

It’s super annoying.

DenizEfe ,
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Aww man that sucks but hey atleast you can try Firefox forks maybe they can work

Kolanaki ,
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And other browsers work fine? That seems really weird.

chiliedogg ,

Yep.

SubatomicSkeptic ,

It sounds like an issue with DNS-over-HTTPS. support.mozilla.org/…/firefox-dns-over-httpsChanging the DNS in the network settings of the operating system would not fix that.

pythonoob , in Hips lied

She said zamina mina eh eh waka waka eh eh. How can you doubt the authenticity?

Restaldt ,

Because she didnt say it with her hips

We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

How do you know how she typed that message?

Imgonnatrythis , in Great Lakes Mnemonic

Lettice? Is that a common name in your country? Since these are Murican lakes, I suggest a good Christian name like Linda.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Labias.

theodewere ,
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Larry

Werbert ,

Lobsters 🦞

Imgonnatrythis ,

You mean Labiae?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I love it when you talk dirty

MajinBlayze ,

Labiopodes

Resol ,
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All I can think of is Grammer Natsies screaming “ackchshually lettuce is spelled with a U 🤓”

And yes, I spelled “grammar” wrong on purpose just to trigger them.

Can I have some downvotes, please?

Hotzilla , (edited ) in Handy temperature conversion scale.

100C° is not death, it is Finnish sauna temp. Really, Sauna competitions start with 110C°. Famously in 2010 one Russian competitor died, and the Finn who won had to be sent to ER.

Edit: didn’t know that they actually haven’t held any competitions after that.

tigeruppercut ,

I think it means dead as in trying to live in a 100° environment. Kind of like the survival rule of 3s, where you can survive 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 hours in an extreme environment, and 3 minutes without air.

I guess it could say “unsustainable” instead of dead, but that’s less snappy.

force ,

3 hours in an extreme environment is so vague. you’d die in like 20 minutes naked in Antarctica, or you could survive just fine forever with proper clothing. you may die in a day and a half in the desert if you had no water

Verat , (edited )

IIRC the 3 hours figure was minutes and was for oxygen

BreadOven ,

I think I’ve been in one getting close to 100 C. It was pretty unbearable after about a minute. Crazy Fins (I mean that in the way that I love them, but the saunas are crazy).

Kase ,

Username does not check out

BreadOven ,

Well in my defense, I wasn’t cooking bread at the time.

jballs ,
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Sauna competitions

I appreciate how you just dropped this casually like of course everyone knows about Sauna competitions.

Hotzilla ,

Haha, sure, but there isn’t much to know.

Sauna competition is that they go inside hot sauna and last one who comes out wins. They increase the temperature and throw water to the sauna stones. That humidity makes the temperature feel quite a lot harder (air is quite good insulator, which is why you don’t boil).

In the competition quite often people got first degree burn injuries, which is quite crazy.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Your user name makes a lot more sense now!

frezik ,

Shit, what’s the most hardcore sport? Rugby? No, saunas.

ivanafterall , in Best game of the 90s
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Best example of misleading packaging, maybe. Pop in the disc and the horse is right fucking there.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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Your render distance was set too low.

ignotum , (edited )

Og the render distance was too low he wouldn’t have seen the horse

It’s very far away after all

danc4498 ,

He only gets far away in the morning when it’s foggy outside.

ChillPill , in How's that IPO goin'?
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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Anyway

Thcdenton , in Folksy stuff

My pops says first you learn mama and dada, then you learn no

meliaesc ,

My daughter started with no. 🥲

lowleveldata , in We have found it.

Not really infinite until the crop rotation glitch

ininewcrow ,
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If everyone gets away with the crafting glitch and goes too far with it, the waste generated severely affects the crop glitch on a global server level. And if nothing is done about the runaway crafting glitch, it can make the server unliveable

mhague ,

That will only happen if a few chronically online players get together to use their resources to manipulate the playerbase. If that happens the game will die, but certain players just don’t care about anything but themselves.

ininewcrow ,
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The player base will eventually react in unpredictable ways once they realize there is no respawn in the game

hungryphrog ,

there is no respawn in the game

Oh, so now you tell me!

SaltyIceteaMaker , in My breakfast routine
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This makes me want to commit a crime

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Wet sock mayo burger please

Icalasari ,

Whatever you commit against OP can not be a crime, merely justice

orphiebaby ,

But two crimes don’t make a right O:

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
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-1 * -1 = 1 checkmate

AdmiralShat , in Yep, defintely not a bad person

Bait

Cryophilia ,

100%. People like this exist, but they’re rare and they know better than to admit to this shit blatantly.

Crashumbc ,

Yeah, there’s a reason fairytales like “cinderella” exist

slowwooderrunsdeep ,

Are they that rare? And do they really know to keep things like this under wraps? It seems like our social filters have all gone out the window the last eight years.

She can’t spell fiancé correctly despite several attempts and having autocorrect. I think it’s entirely possible that she’s just dumb, selfish and insecure.

alcoholicorn , (edited ) in Don't eat that

It should be noted, once the soviets got the technical skills they needed from the nazi scientists, they were deported back to Germany. Some were fined/deported for being irresponsible with rocket fuel.

Unlike Operation Paperclip where they were given citizenship and put in charge of scientific programs and prisons in America.

Or Operation Bloodstone, where the CIA put nazi war criminals in charge of South American special police forces to do more warcrimes under the guise of anti-communism.

GBU_28 ,

Regarding paperclip, the US grabbed leaders, program architects and STEM bureaucrats. These types of people can’t really have their knowledge or skill extracted, then be discarded.

I’m not excusing any behavior here, but folks like von Braun bargained for what they got and the US gov cared more about rockets than principles.

I expect von Braun and friends would have had similar treatment in the Soviet union, had the soviets been lucky enough to catch them first

TranscendentalEmpire ,

Unlike Operation Paperclip where they were given citizenship and put in charge of scientific programs and prisons in America.

That’s kinda debatable. They were deported back to East Germany, which was still under Soviet control, and were placed in charge of scientific programs and universities.

Or Operation Bloodstone, where the CIA put nazi war criminals in charge of South American special police forces

Who do you think ran the nkvd in East Germany? Unfortunately both great powers were a little too friendly towards the former Nazi for my taste. Though the Americans were the main proponents of the clean wehrmacht theory we are still entrenched in today.

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