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Shieldtoad , in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
Rosco , in Check mate atheists

I want Darwin Claus to bring me random mutations that may or may not be beneficial to my survival and my capacity to create offspring.

random_character_a ,
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Random mutations are the least potent source of change in evolutionary mechanisms. So much so that some experts don’t even consider them as one.

Reinforcement of already existing traits through variation between individuals under environmental preasure is the main mechanism. (i.e. when food sources are high, individuals with longest reach are the fittest).

silver13 ,

And the longest reach comes from… random mutation?

lugal ,

How to say that you didn’t read Lamarck without saying that you didn’t read Lamarck. Even Darwin agreed with him.

weeabooextract ,

You seriously believe in Lamarck? Like, I don’t know, I’m not a native speaker, maybe I’m missing something.

How many fucking times do we have to repeat this: TRAITS ACQUIRED DURING LIFETIME ARE NON-INHERITABLE

If you lose your fingers in an industrial accident, your children aren’t going to be born fingerless, are they?

Giraffes don’t have long necks because one little giraffe long, long ago tried really, really hard to grow a longer neck, but because giraffes who had been born with longer necks could compete better than those without, and pass on their genes. And they got those necks due to mutations.

Environmental pressure selects for benefitial mutations, while the mutations themselves are random. That’s literally the mechanism of evolution through natural selection.

pimento64 ,

Appropriate username

Blue_Morpho ,

TRAITS ACQUIRED DURING LIFETIME ARE NON-INHERITABLE

Not so fast. Epigenetics is real.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3521963/#:~:….

lugal ,

Neither am I a native speaker so I worded my joke poorly. I elaborated in another comment but let me point out that in epigenetics, traits gained during lifetime are inherited, but within the range of what mutations “allow”.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Lamrack has been disproven

lugal ,

But not by Darwin. The modern evolution theory is a synthesis of Darwin and Mendel. I should have elaborated but the joke was that Darwin didn’t have mutations in his theory yet and when you stick to Darwin Claus, there ain’t no mutations

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yes, this thread is about Darwin Claus. Not other (scientifically) magical science peeps. I’m sorry people didn’t get your joke.

random_character_a ,
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There is natural variation between individuals.

lugal ,

Natural as in naturally occurring mutations?

Beryl ,

To be fair to him, this type of variations could also be due to epigenetics, although he obviously has a rather fuzzy understanding of what he’s talking about.

ObviouslyNotBanana , in NASA has some explaining to do
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National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.

ersatz ,

I’m proud to be one of Satan’s Atheists, but we’re actually international now. We’ve got a chapter in Manchester.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Yes that’s the INASA.

loopedcandle , in Merry Christmas

This is too real to be a “shit post”

Th4tGuyII , in Shitty deal
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You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

FinishingDutch ,
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Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

Th4tGuyII ,
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Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

0x4E4F ,
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The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they’re usually just silicon, doesn’t melt at 100C.

Kase ,

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

0x4E4F ,
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Don’t look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven’t googled for something like that as well 😂).

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Two, even

FinishingDutch ,
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I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

v81 ,

Do not search for this.

Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

PeterPoopshit , in My first time playing Cities Skylines

If you make 90% the area of your city dedicated to roads leaving only 10% buildings, you can barely just get traffic under control trust me. Just like in real life.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Just be thankful they didn't include parking minimums

maynarkh ,

There was a dev from there saying they wanted, but then realized cities would look like shit like that.

Go figure.

dejected_warp_core ,

IMO, it should be an option if only to help illustrate how poorly it works.

DharmaCurious , in Lazy knight
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This is hilarious, but is there supposed to be sound?

Klear ,
DharmaCurious ,
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That was fucking fantastic

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I absolutely love that they copied Guts’ theme from the show for the end and copied the sword leaning panel.

Zagorath ,
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Wait, there’s supposed to be movement

Viking_Hippie ,

Wait, there’s supposed to be shapes‽

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

Wait, there’s supposed to be an image‽

Viking_Hippie ,

Wait, there’s supposed to be a concept‽

abobla ,

Wait, there’s suposed to be?

Klear ,

Wait…?

watersnipje ,

?

fluxion ,

.

CarbonIceDragon , in Ooooo lights
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To be fair on the deer, no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted to understanding objects moving that fast

humorlessrepost ,

Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Maybe, but freeze is one of the reactions along with fight and flight.

Viking_Hippie ,

no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted

Nonsense. Deer, including wild deer, live in parts of the world where that threat exists.

Adaptation being beneficial for survival is about what IS, not only what’s natural. As far as reasons go, survival is kind of a big one for “instincts to be adapted”.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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Sure, but evolution takes a long time and cars have been a common enough threat to potentially cause selection pressure for what, a century or so maybe?

herrvogel ,

Nah dude, that don’t make no sense. Do animals only ever run from predators? Do they not have an instinct to avoid colliding with objects? Do they simply let 2 tons of steel smash into them just because it doesn’t look like anything they know that would want to eat them?

PotatoesFall , in well guess what else is yellow ?

history is brown

sgbrain7 ,

This I fully agree with

MataVatnik ,
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Red gang. We can settle for brown red clay though.

PoolloverNathan ,

Or yellow if you don’t have brown.

quantenzitrone ,

yes, because most of german history is nazi history and nazis are brown

(at least back then, now german nazis are blue)

FluminaInMaria ,

I find this comment to be Jastorf the Mark.

quantenzitrone ,

what is “Jastorf the Mark”?

MycoBro , in Bad day

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

Arghblarg , in How was your day?
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From what I’ve read over the years, he’s hella-fired as soon as this pic gets around.

Duamerthrax ,

This is probably a bootleg. Like those people in costumes in times square that harass tourists.

FunderPants ,

What harassment? Those official autographed mix tapes are fire 🔥 👌

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

Ilovethebomb , in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Two of those words are difficult to spell, a third is quite often misspelled, and the phrase is not as easy to remember.

SpruceBringsteen ,

Someone hasn’t been doing their occult exercises before they go to sleep

Viking_Hippie ,

I always just do them extra thoroughly the night before my yearly checkup at the occultist.

edwardbear ,

There’s also no “f” in that phrase. The whole point is to showcase a font.

elxeno ,

There’s also no “f” in that phrase.

No respect.

Prunebutt ,

You skipped the “of”. Made the same mistake.

edwardbear ,

Holy shit. My brain has fried

Prunebutt ,

Ikr?

anhkagi ,
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thank you, I’ve been racking my brain rereading every word in that sentence looking for the “f”. That “of” kept hiding in plain sight. Either that or I’m blind.

Prunebutt ,

I think your brain skips these functional words quite easily (but would notice immediately if they are missing, course)

qyron , in art

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

Siegfried ,

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

qyron ,

Agreed.

But where do I get the copy to start with?

Caboose12000 ,

I’m so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

qyron ,

Exactly!

bratosch ,

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

qyron ,

It is inevitable. Even modern chemistry has a limit.

superfes ,
starman2112 ,
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Ah yes, my favorite paintings; “The Woman is Coughing,” “Cat,” “Tequila,” and “In The Ass Autumn”

qyron ,

Thank you.

There’s some provocative work by the artist.

RestrictedAccount , in Senior Citizen Sex

I could have gone my whole life without seeing a Kermit Goatsee

surewhynotlem ,

I guess. If you can even call that a life

Ragdoll_X , (edited )
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Are you really even alive if you’ve never smashed that kermussy?

Snowcano ,

What a terrible day to be literate

PunnyName , in Life is great

Half? Fucking rich people bitching.

Lionel ,

Are you being sarcastic or just how much are you paying for rent??

LemmyKnowsBest ,

He’s being sarcastic because only rich people can afford four blueberries with the money left over after paying rent. The rest of us pay 90% of our paycheck for rent then starve because we don’t have enough money left to buy four blueberries.

chiliedogg ,

I live near Austin, and home prices have tripled since 2019, driving more people to apartments while cities ban new apartment complexes.

I’ve been fortunate enough to get a few promotions and double my pay in the last 18 months, but with the increases in rent and other expenses I actually end up having about the same amount of disposable income as when I made half as much money, and rent is a higher percentage of my expenses than it was before my raises.

And I haven’t moved into a more expensive place. I’ve lived in the same place for a decade now.

PunnyName ,

My rent is $1500/month. I make about $1900 before taxes.

TimewornTraveler ,

it’s funny cuz at first glance this looks like generic reddity sarcasm, but it made me think: while a lot of people paying half their wages to rent are in poverty, a lot of people with expensive homes are also probably living outside their means. all I know is my rent ain’t anywhere close to half

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