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FlyingSquid , in [OC] Unexpected ally 🤷
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Meh. That might be funny if Putin wasn’t such a horrible human being.

Wats0ns OP ,

We’re making fun of the death of Prigojine, an even more horrible human being, so it makes things even

cheer ,

So what did this guy do where both Russia and Lemmy hate him

Wats0ns OP ,

We hate him because he’s the creator of Wagner, a company that kills and torture peoples.

Putin hates him because he’s the creator of Wagner, a company that’s trying to kill and torture more people than him, which is unacceptable.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty inaccurate. Putin had no problem letting the Wagnar kill more than the army in Ukraine, he killed Prigo because he led a mutiny against Moscow

cheer ,

Thanks for letting me know. No wonder there’ve been like 15 posts of it on the homepage

awwwyissss ,

Utkin, also supposedly on the plane today, founded Wagner. He was the one actually leading the march on Moscow.

Quill7513 ,

Lemmy hates him for doing acts of genocide. Russia hates him for doing acts of Treason

awwwyissss ,

Parts of the Kremlin hated him for treason, parts supported him. The Russian general who was recently fired supposedly supported Wagner, along with a number of others in the military. That’s why he took Rostov-on-Don so easily.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Different things to get the ire of both. He’s widely loathed outside of Russia, to include here, for the brutality that the PMC he ran was known for. He got the ire of Putin for recently using that same PMC to try a rebellion against his government.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He’s a Russian Nazi. There’s only one kind of person down with Russian Nazis.

FleetingTit ,

Putin hates him because he attempted treason, I hate him because he attempted treason. We’re not the same.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If I make fun of Hitler by being pro-Stalin, that’s not a good look.

Wats0ns OP ,

Does this meme really looks pro-Putin to you?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I mean… kind of?

Wats0ns OP ,

Well it’s not 🤷

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You literally called him an ally

Wats0ns OP ,

This place is literally named shitpost

db2 ,

People are going to get the wrong impression and think he’s gay just because of all the dicks he sucks. 🤷

Edit: I mean Putin, not OP. Probably not OP anyway, I’m not judging.

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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    Um… I hear people use ‘yo’ all the time.

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  • FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude (is it okay to say dude?), who made you the word gatekeeper?

    Maajmaaj ,
    @Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

    Word police is on patrol 🚨 🚓 🐷

    Quill7513 ,

    O glorious wordcop, what other slang words are forbidden? Y’all? Hella? Finna? Gonna? Lowkey? AF? Bae?

    db2 ,

    Totes yeet yo.

    money_loo ,

    meh

    CitizenKong , in The what now?

    First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

    Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

    Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

    Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

    The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

    That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

    Savvy95 , in We're monsters

    It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

    Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

    Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

    Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

    Bad-dum!

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

    I like this. First time hearing it.

    RootKit ,

    That’s good, 'cause the fly can’t.

    PaupersSerenade , in We're monsters
    @PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Whew, hopefully he’ll forget he’s supposed to track me till the end of time

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Sorry bucko, it was a decoy snail

    edgarallenpwn ,
    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/wIH5JioDrHM

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    PaupersSerenade ,
    @PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s incredible, I was aware of the tileman mode plug in, but this is inspired.

    1984 , in I love d
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?

    So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?

    Doesn’t seem likely they would admit that much.

    thepianistfroggollum ,

    I mean, it’s been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    I know but I think the general public doesn’t know or understand this. It’s still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.

    But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don’t think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.

    Inktvip ,

    Linux is where a lot of the actually interesting stuff is, so I highly doubt they don’t have a bag of exploits for that.

    explodicle ,

    You’re not wrong, but exploits get caught and patched more quickly than backdoors.

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me… www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/

    PickTheStick ,

    I remember another story as well, where the journalist actually walked up the hill that blocked the view of the facility and saw the construction. It had about the same focus, but didn’t go into as much detail on the computing side of the NSA, just their storage capabilities.

    The knowledge that a government agency is recording everything is one of those existential horrors that slowly fades and just quietly lurks in your mind, hidden beneath the daily struggles and interests.

    SrElsewhere ,

    It predates your story by at least five years, 2007, when a Silicon Valley engineer revealed that a backbone line had been spliced and all traffic was passing to government machines.

    That revelation also inspired an outraged public backlash of ‘meh.’

    explodicle ,

    For those wondering, that’s 0.097 dic pics per male per day.

    poopsmith ,
    @poopsmith@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a joke

    Rootiest ,

    Oh my sweet summer child

    Dreadrat ,

    Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden

    Firemyth ,

    So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.

    eezeebee , in I fall for this every time like Lucille falls for Gene Parmesan
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    This is the best summary I could come up with:

    OOH, MY POST HAS A COMMENT

    NOPE, AUTOTLDR!

    Tolstoshev OP ,

    Well played you bastard :)

    Sabre363 ,

    This is the best summary I could come up with:

    you bastard.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    This is the best summary I could come up with:

    summary

    VikingHippie ,

    This is the best sum I could come up with

    all fears

    zaphod , in Melons right.

    Anon won’t eat his children.

    Smokeydope ,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Based and Cronuspilled

    ImplyingImplications , in engineers gotta get their money up

    Anyone can design a 70 mile long aqueduct. It takes a skilled engineer to design a 70 mile long aqueduct using the minimal amount of materials necessary.

    Player2 ,

    Something something anyone can build a strong bridge, only an engineer can build a bridge that just barely doesn’t collapse

    EmoDuck ,

    Maybe the real stone bridges where the collapse we had along the way

    reverendsteveii , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

    I’m okay with decreased productivity. I don’t own stock in the company.

    yuun ,
    @yuun@lemmy.one avatar

    You also most likely don’t get paid more for being more productive.

    zikk_transport2 ,

    As some high level manager in Barclays said - analysts are like light bulbs. You remove one, and insert another one.

    It all depends on the team’s and company’s values. If you are just a number to them (reddit moment lmao) - act like a number. 😅

    dlove67 , in Which side are you placing your bets on?

    Placing my bets on it being a mistake or flatout lies.

    But hoping for real and reproducible

    vd1n ,

    It’s crazy how in the past 5 years my faith in not only American government, but pretty much all of humanity has gone to nearly zero.

    It’s like that “oh really” Willy Wonka meme.

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    Not all humans, but most of humanity yeah

    I keep hoping we’ll get off this planet and seed others so people can stop bickering and shooting over land lines on the same rock, but it’s getting harder and harder to find people willing to work for the greater good (not that one) and move forward as a species.

    Billyboi ,

    The greater good

    Fried_out_Kombi OP ,
    @Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

    We just gotta get rid of those crusty jugglers and then Sandford will be great again!

    blackluster117 ,
    @blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

    CRUSTY JUGGLERS!

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    The fact I put a disclaimer in and you all still went right to Cornetto…that’s the stuff that makes the interwebs fun and I’m glad to see it on Lemmy 👍

    lemmyshmemmy ,

    There’s been tons of anti-American propaganda social media for at least eight years. The CCP and Kremlin realized they could divide Americans from within through social media.

    vd1n , (edited )

    I do agree to a point. But I also think America has organized crime issu s they hide. And that organized crime gets played out from other countries leaders.

    It’s not as simple as blaming Russia or America. It’s all so intertwined and knotted it’s almost impossible to fix. I definitely see relation between the way some Republicans strike that… Politicians and business men act that is in line with the way I’ve authentic crime take power. It’s fucked. There’s an underworld right under everyone’s noses but they just don’t want to believe humanity isn’t as secure as their governments make them believe.

    So a more pinpointed response… People are getting played by both Americans and Russians (and other countries) they use criminals and down trodden people to do their work. Same as the drug game. Get a sucker hooked on meth and make em your removed via extortion and death threats. Just looking at American politicians I can see them being so naive that they get played by criminals and they don’t even understand because they grew up posh and never knew how raw the world really is… Then they are doomed to be the removed of the mob or have their their family killed by the mob… For them they have to push the rhetoric or get themselves or their family killed.

    I’ve seen more street life than I should have… Live is fucked to the core.

    I’d like to think I’m just delusional… But life keeps proving me it’s reality.

    It’s all “the game” as rappers say… And most of us are naive to it while we work for them or just out right enslaved by them.

    lemmyshmemmy ,

    Yeah I essentially agree.

    Chocrates ,

    None of it has been lwwr reviewed but it has been reproduced in a lab in china and it has been modelled by an American lab and has been shown to work

    kamen , in Could we have had Beast Wars in the 60s?

    “The moon landing was staged, but Stanley Kubrick demanded to shoot on location.”

    feck_it ,

    Gee , think about all the logistics that goes into this obvious stage on the location

    art , in Lovely Neighborhood
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    First off, fuck all y’all for the slut shaming.

    Secondly, good for her. We live in a capitalist hellscape and she’s trying to make a living in a way that works best for her.

    mryessir , in stop asking for a karma system

    I marked your name.

    This ain’t a shit post.

    Once there is a karma system in place I’m gonna vote you down to oblivion.

    awesome_person OP ,

    deal

    Pinklink ,

    Is that like the new “cope”? I can’t keep up with you young wipper snappers and your hip lingo

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    It means “it’s a deal”, and I’m pretty sure it’s been around for a long time.

    UrPartnerInCrime ,

    Connect for Lemmy on Android has the karma system in place already

    mryessir ,

    Give me the IP of the provider and i’m make him disappear. Thanks.

    kuro_neko ,
    @kuro_neko@lemmy.ca avatar

    127.0.0.1

    mryessir ,

    Man, he’s behind a firewall. Can’t get past it.

    He backattacks immediately and my pc turns off.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    How so? I use connect and wasn’t aware of a karma system

    squidman64 ,

    imgur.com/a/aljrb6B

    Some mighty big words for someone with only 97 karma

    Downcount , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

    SPRICH DEUTSCH

    Semmelstulle ,
    @Semmelstulle@feddit.de avatar

    DU

    zyratoxx ,
    @zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

    SOHN

    Whirlwindwanderer ,

    EINER

    Norgur ,

    DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTIN

    Downcount ,

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    Toe ,

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    Vidar ,

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    Semmelstulle ,
    @Semmelstulle@feddit.de avatar

    DADDY

    ThePyroPython ,

    DU HAST

    auhu ,
    @auhu@kbin.social avatar

    VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS

    VikingHippie , (edited )

    DU HAST MICH

    ZeroPointMax ,

    DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

    VikingHippie ,

    DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

    feedum_sneedson ,

    unta blinky blinka flarben
    something something mish geflarpen
    ahhhhh
    NEIN

    VikingHippie ,

    Rammstein made an English version too, actually!

    Note that the German words for second person “have” (hast) and “hate” (hasst) are near-identical homophones, so when forced to choose between a literal translation or keeping the intentional secondary aspect in, they opted for the latter

    v4ld1z ,
    @v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

    Dass dem Typ immer noch ne Plattform gegeben wird

    2piradians ,

    DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

    ThePyroPython ,

    DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

    Semmelstulle ,
    @Semmelstulle@feddit.de avatar

    Duhastaufdeinemkokaturndeinegeistigbehinderteschwestergefickt - K.I.Z

    abbadon420 ,

    ICH BIN WIE

    zyratoxx ,
    @zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

    DU

    VikingHippie ,

    DU HAST

    MaybeLater ,

    HURENSOHN

    assembly , in Boeing Spacecraft: They'll never let you down!

    NASA and Boeing disagree on the safety of the return trip. I think I’ll side with nasa on safety related questions here.

    sentient_loom OP ,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Boeing is OK with people dying. It’s a calculation on their bottom line.

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