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AI_toothbrush , in That's a low blow

Thats the kind of comeback you come up with 5 hours after the beef in the shower.

Slovene ,

Why are you having beef in the shower?

AI_toothbrush ,

I dont have a lot of time so i eat in the shower.

GBU_28 ,

I installed a garbage disposal

mojofrododojo ,

no more waffle stomps! genius!

Sotuanduso ,

It’s more convenient to wash your food at the same time you’re already using soap and water.

Godric ,

It’s not such a tall order if you’re quick-witted.

dangblingus , in Average website visit in 2024

How is this a shitpost? It’s just true.

FarFarAway , (edited )

To be fair I havent gotten one of those types of captchas in a while. And now there’s typically a reject all non essential cookies button somewhere.

Edit: I will clarify. It’s not that I don’t get captchas, it’s that I don’t get the “which picture in the grid contains…” captchas. I keep getting some stupid puzzle piece captcha. Idk.

Kedly , (edited )

It’s VPN’s that’ll trigger the captchas. I never get them unless I forget to turn my VPN off after “hanging out with my peers”, and then a BUNCH of sites will captcha me

crazyCat ,

Might be because you trained yourself to avoid those sites that need them. I stopped using some SaaS because logging in was just too hard.

Dulusa ,

The thing your missing is, when you click only allow non essential, that means it’s still 700 companies tracking you because of the great term “legitimate interest”. That’s the one you need to deactivate and this usually one by one as shown in this post.

So yeah, you’re essentially allowing all the stuff the way you’re doing it

FarFarAway , (edited )

Well its allow only essential / reject all non essential cookies.

Idk I used to have to go through one by one and do this. Now there’s typically somewhere around 4 subcategories. Essential / strictly necessary cookies say always active and there’s nothing you can do to change anything in that category and everything else has been lumped into other categories you can reject by hand or hit the reject button. all those companies fall under marketing. I guess maybe if I turn off the marketing / targeting category, there’s some within that don’t turn off, but much of the time they don’t even give me the option to check who’s participating.

Maybe I have trained myself not to go to those places. If I have, it wasn’t on purpose. Occasionally, i get interested in a subject and randomly search, but i dont do most social media so idk. Maybe I don’t even realize hit the back button anymore when i see it menus that make me do this. To me this post seems like something that I would encounter maybe a year ago , if not more. Not something I see on the regular now. (Edit: suppose since about a year or two after the EU passed their laws)

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

You will often get these captchas if you use a popular VPN.

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

I don’t with proton vpn plus at the moment tho I have ublock origgin blocking third party dcripts and noscript blocking most scripts all tpgether on my pc soo half the website that migh show them probably don’t even work

Kuma ,
@Kuma@lemmy.world avatar

Same (proton and ublocker), but I have also found that some web pages cares what browser you use if you are on proton. If I use chrome then they may just do the verification when you wait 3 seconds but with Firefox and proton (not without proton) do I get a lot of captcha sometimes even after each other just to make triple sure I am not a bot… or even get blocked entirely…

FarFarAway ,

I keep getting some stupid drag this puzzle piece, in a straight line, into place. I’ve gotten 1 grid like that and a word captcha in the past 6 months.

JaymesRS , in Don't cut yourself on that edge

This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline (which is unclear at best from this image), don’t rest your gun’s barrel so close or even pointing at your leg.

Szymon ,

RELAX liberal, it’s called DARK HUMOR when you give yourself a life altering injury.

JaymesRS ,

OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽

fl42v ,

Nah, dude’s just a c programmer.

Scubus ,

It kinda looks a little like an alternate Deadpool, I don’t think he will have problems with shooting his leg off.

JaymesRS ,

I’m pretty sure it’s Red Hood (aka Jason Todd)

Scubus ,

Ah, so his kryptonite is crowbars, not guns?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Technically it was the bomb that killed him, not the crowbar.

Of course, from a more meta perspective it was the readers who killed him via phone-vote.

afraid_of_zombies ,

If you zoom in a bit the red on his chest is the Batman symbol shaped. Also getting Jason Todd vibes.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Looks like his finger’s off the trigger, plus it’s Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun’s not even loaded yet.

bartolomeo , in Offspring
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

MY FRIEEEEND’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH

RamblingPanda ,

HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY

Jerb322 ,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Man, I really gotta loose that chick

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

In the worst, kind of wayyyy

fluxion ,

Hey hey, come out and play

Wait what

dreugeworst ,

HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY

JoMiran , (edited ) in Mothers know that this is a wholesome combination.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

First off, it really is tasty.

Second, given when this add is from, it is likely that the milk consumed by many who read this ad was close to or equivalent to the best “artisan farmer” organic milk you can find today, and the 7-Up was likely still using pure cane sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup.

Not wholesome, but also not the toxic sludge it would be today.

KevonLooney ,

The swill milk scandal was a major adulterated food scandal in the state of New York in the 1850s. The New York Times reported an estimate that in one year 8,000 infants died from swill milk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swill_milk_scandal

RememberTheApollo_ ,

The milk was whitened with plaster of Paris, thickened with starch and eggs, and hued with molasses.

The fuck.

Agent641 ,

Whenever you think government regulation of something is overbearing, there’s a story like this that preceded the regulation.

Klear ,

Apparently this story preceded some asshole politician blocking regulation despite public outcry and working super hard to make sure nothing changes, successfully for the most part.

xyguy ,

According to Wikipedia.

Tuomey assumed a central role in the ensuing investigations, and, with fellow Aldermen E. Harrison Reed and William Tucker, shielded the dairies and turned the hearings into one-sided exercises designed to make dairy critics and established health authorities look ridiculous, even going to the extent of arguing that swill milk was actually as good or better for children than regular milk.

Ah war politics, politics never changes.

Theharpyeagle ,

Methinks more people need to read The Jungle.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I’m happy that their food ingredients were such high quality back then. Leads me to wonder how the heck they spiraled downward into eating hot dog jello.

Technus , in We're totally screwed

This post just gave me the most cursed idea ever.

Am x86 processor competitor but instead of implementing every single opcode it just has the common ones, and any unknown opcode it asks ChatGPT to write an equivalent C language implementation, JIT-compiles it and executes it.

grue ,

Congratulations, you just reinvented basically the same thing (minus the “AI” buzzword) that Transmeta was doing a quarter-century ago.

oddsys ,
Technus ,

I didn’t say it was original.

eager_eagle , in Ask a stupid question...
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Too real. I only found out that YMCA is a real thing a few years ago.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

How have never heard that song? It is everywhere!

jedibob5 ,

They meant they only found out the YMCA organization was real recently, they thought it was just a song at first.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Smh my head

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

xactly

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

@snooggums Perhaps we need to bring over the Old Reddit Switch-a-roo.

MxM111 ,

It is now The Y.

Ephera ,

I had to read up on it just now. The abbreviation stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association” and apparently, it’s about as gay as it sounds, which the song celebrates.

bdonvr ,

Is that really what it is? Shit I thought… well now that I think on it I’m not sure what I thought but not that. Some place with a pool and various physical activities.

BetaBlake ,

That’s mostly it, it’s got a gym, pools, basketball court, some have workout classes some have prek classes, and after-school activities for kids

LemmyKnowsBest ,

The Village People strongly assert that there was nothing homosexual intended in their song or music video.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

**Gay as in cheerful and happy*.

Maggoty ,

I’m sure they do. I’m also sure they’re giggling about it too.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

You’re sure they’re giggling? Are they even still alive? wouldn’t they be about 90 years old right now?

AngryCommieKender ,

Victor Willis is still with the group, and he was one of the original members.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People

They have an impressive “Past Members” section.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, it’s just a song about young men hanging out with all the boys and having fun doing whatever they feel.

So you can interpret it to not be gay if you want… it is open ended when it says “do whatever you feel” so if you don’t feel like having gay sex then you can substitute whatever you want in there instead of gay sex. So it’s technically not about having gay sex at the YMCA. Technically.

Bottom line is if you think the song is catchy and like doing the fun dance routine, you don’t have to feel like it makes you gay if you do the dance. Just do whatever you feel, it’s fun!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Well it was originally designed as a charitable organization to, among other things, provide temporary housing for homeless young men.

Funny thing though, it turns out the way a lot of young men ended up being homeless was bigoted Christian parents kicking them out for being gay.

shneancy , in Fuck them right in the...?

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

Rayspekt ,

Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

khaliso ,

Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it’s funny and harms noone, roll with it!

Branch_Ranch ,
  • malicious
  • no one
anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, corporations love to run wild and fun with their marketing…

LemmysMum ,

The ones that make memorable marketing do.

undeffeined ,

We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

sfxrlz ,

I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

Patches ,

They knew

Jubei_K_08 ,

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot , in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

and the al-qaeda be like: “lmao gotem”

TwoBeeSan ,

Airplane hits tower… pilot yelling “KOBE”

candyman337 , in So versatile and convenient

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Kneading his dough... O_o

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

All Pumping Flour

surewhynotlem , in Chicken soup

Puppy!

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You mean 小狗.

surewhynotlem ,

No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then why name him? 🤷

Sotuanduso ,

A good dish always has a name.

0ops ,

When I was a kid we had a goat named “Steak”

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wow… planning his end from a child… that’s just cruel…

0ops ,

Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, at least he had a good life 🤷… can’t argue there.

FlyingSquid , in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
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THE_ANON ,

Exactly

Nomecks , in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

How many power outages has that Lasagna seen?

EmergMemeHologram ,

Inside it’s just a box of snow with cheese.

DaCrazyJamez , in "looks inside, individually packaged"

There are many reasons these may be pacakaged this way: from lowering the possibility of accidentally taking the wrong pill to anti-theft.

It would be cheaper for the manufacturer to just put them all in a bottle, so rest assured they wouldn’t do this if the benefits didn’t outweigh the costs.

stebo02 ,
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I’m willing to believe there’s a reason to have them separated but why would they use such a large packaging for it?

wizzor ,

Make it harder to steal is the most common reason.

stebo02 , (edited )
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first of all why would anyone steal pills? secondly, how is this making it harder?

TheGrandNagus , (edited )

first of all why would anyone steal pills?

Remember, people in the US often have to pay a shitload for medication.

But even outside of the US, there’s still the issue of people wanting to steal prescription medicine if you can get high on it/sell it to people who want to get high from it.

SpiderShoeCult ,

blistering machines used in the pharmaceutical industry usually work with some standard sizes, hence the size of the blister. change parts also cost a small fortune, so it makes no sense to have them tailored for just one product if it works well enough with existing equipment. thay being said, a couple of things below in reply to the whole thread, not just yourself.

to add to the list of reasons one would want them individually packaged, it’s easier to dispense a set amount of pills in this manner, for medicine that needs to be tailored for each user more often (think if you need 5 capsules, you’d get a blister that is weirdly cut by the pharmacist with a pair of scissors - cutting the blister also removes important information like lot number and expiry date). also, it could have some stability issues outside of the blister, so dispensing them naked in bottles might not be the best thing.

for antibiotics and such, it’s also crucial to take each and every dose prescribed so dropping one in the sink accidentally when you’re shaking a bottle is something you’re trying to prevent. the size of the blister would also make it harder to lose around the house or one’s backpack/bag/purse/saddlebags/bag of holding and then not taking your last dose (in addition to the change parts thing mentioned at the start).

individually wrapped bananas are a waste. for critical things like pharmaceuticals, there is more likely than not a good reason for this. look up pharmacovigilance if curious to know more.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Here’s the comment I was looking for! I was going to suggest this might be the issue. (total guess), but it made sense when I saw its the standard size of other blister packs you get.

I also heard that the reason heinz tins dont stack well whilst other brands do is because of how expensive it would be to replace the machines (or parts of the machines) that make the can lids and bases.

So it was a fair assumption that it’s basically the same problem here.

Especially when you consider that it’s probably very few people that need just 1 of a certain pill. Thisnis likely a supply issue with this medication in the multi blister packs, so they gave 20 singles.

TheGrandNagus ,

There’s been a shift away from putting pills in bottles.

IIRC it was pioneered by the NHS (UK), because they found that the mild inconvenience and time of popping out the pills one by one, in comparison to the ease and speed of downing a whole bottle of them, cut down on people attempting suicide by overdose by a surprising amount.

Maggoty ,

That’s… Actually pretty genius. When I’m depressed I don’t have the mental energy to do that.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s how governments work. Not a single penny spent on making life more worth living, but methods of making suicide somewhat less convenient hits industrial scale production.

Redfugee ,

This is such a cynical take. NHS finds a simple change to save lives and you spun it bash on the idea of government.

wolfpack86 ,

Adding that certain markets won’t accept bottles, you must use a blister.

Why is it one per card, bit of a head scratcher, but given the logistics and distribution costs of shipping this format, agree they wouldn’t do this for fun.

bluewing ,

Because one pill is probably the recommended dosage for that medication.

can , in I can't argue with his point.

There was no word for purple back then.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

It was taken from us by the Kaiser.

prole ,

So I tied a red onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…

Pumafred9 ,

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you’d say.

ARk ,

The future is now old man. Free the onion

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

And yet they had purple onions. Curious.

can ,
ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it Ben crawl back in the hole

And009 ,

Also knew about rainbows I’m sure

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