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MycoBro ,

What is the German word for this? Or perhaps Japanese word? (It’s a shame we can’t say “jap word”. Super easy to type)

MycoBro ,

I don’t hate the man like a lot of people here but this a really good point.

MycoBro ,

Мы все говорим достаточно, чтобы использовать инструменты перевода.

MycoBro ,

Лол. Пей и трахни. Я внесу это в свой лексикон, потому что это потрясающе.

MycoBro ,

If we left our internet on over night they would cut us off for a few days for “internet abuse”. It would be so hard to connect at peak hours. The modem would make all the silly sounds but end in a busy signal.

MycoBro ,

I don’t normally stop for “cute” but this one got me. It’s super cute.

MycoBro ,

An axe is more useful than a machete.

MycoBro ,

At my Walmart the employees don’t stop people from stealing food. They told me as much.

what's your best "insecure boss" story? (lemmy.world)

The image is formatted in a tweet with image format. The caption says “handle with care” over two pictures. The first picture is of an Amazon package with “fragile” written in sharpie. The second picture is on the inside the box with a paper and the text “a middle manager’s ego” on it.

MycoBro ,

Hahaha. Tallest.

MycoBro ,

Why isn’t this racist?

MycoBro ,

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

MycoBro ,

schadenfreude.googled it. Adding it to my lexicon. Gonna be a challenge to learn it by a few days of overuse but I’ll manage.

MycoBro ,

Fuck bob iger.

MycoBro ,

Have you ever made eggnog yourself? It’s not that hard and it’s fucking wonderful

MycoBro ,

Don’t just talk shit. Tell me what (and where) pasta I should be eating, goddamnit.

MycoBro ,

I’m a big fan of traditional meats

MycoBro ,

Sounds gross. I’m totally in.

MycoBro ,

Bet

MycoBro ,

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

MycoBro ,

Daaaang.

MycoBro ,

Tldrbot ACTIVTE!

MycoBro ,

You have upset then even more. Wait. Listen! You hear the “reeeeeee” in the distance? They are coming for me next. To tell me how they are autistic, have ADD, and think communism is a great idea, cause you know, gulags are super cozy.

MycoBro ,

Shovel knight rules

MycoBro ,

I only played the original. I had a super shitty laptop that I loved back in the day when I was working the ambulance. Would play it between calls. As well as a special LoL account that would occasionally go afk dying matches. (Sorry guys. Not my fault. Kind of my fault. I’m sorry.

Manosphere grifters misuse evolutionary psychology to promote anti-feminist views (boingboing.net)

New research in the journal Evolutionary Human Sciences, from University of Kent researchers Louis Bachaud and Sarah Johns, explores how members of various manosphere communities (think Andrew Tate and his ilk) misuse research and concepts from evolutionary psychology to bolster their own misogynistic views.

MycoBro ,

At first I wasn’t convinced but your right. They should be more sensitive to the history of it than anyone else being it’s their field.

MycoBro ,

My man. Thank you. I have been screaming at my wife about this for years as if it was her fault. I’m really starting to think it’s because a lot of people are low key border line illiterate.

MycoBro ,

_EA is the fucking devil. They bought my favorite game, Ultima Online, and ruined it. _

MycoBro ,

I looooooove halal carts. I was in New York for a week. Didn’t take me long to find my favorite one in the area I was staying.

MycoBro ,

Ummm. What?

Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that's different” (musictech.com)

Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that’s different”::Barack Obama has weighed in on AI’s impact on music creation in a new interview, saying, “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine”.

MycoBro ,

I was really hoping the comments would be some sort of “what the fuck does he know?”

MycoBro ,

Bender is ruby 100% and the devil cloud professor. He sends them to their death constantly.

The US is normalizing the cruelest mass killing method to stop bird flu (www.vox.com)

Last year, I wrote a great deal about the rise of “ventilation shutdown plus” (VSD+), a method being used to mass kill poultry birds on factory farms by sealing off the airflow inside barns and pumping in extreme heat using industrial-scale heaters, so that the animals die of heatstroke over the course of hours. It is one of...

MycoBro ,

I raise my own chickens. I love them very much. Some of them get eaten. I am very grateful to those. You don’t have to be a vegan to be a good person.

MycoBro ,

Yes. I do. I have a separate small flock. I feed my family a proportion of our food over half that I grow, rise, and make myself. It would be impossible with out the protein from the chickens. And before anyone says some dumb shit to me, you do the math of your monoculture grown vegan food and if you still think my overall footprint is greater than yours, you are wrong.

MycoBro ,

You are an insane person and a coward. You buy your food at a supermarket and are not able to comprehend the impact of your precious soy. As a matter of fact, your not even on my level really. You are probably a child. If you ever need help, call me.

MycoBro ,

Wow. I’m really fucking floored by y’all’s response. Where do you think your food comes from man? Seriously. I’m not being ugly, like you are, im trying to understand how you feel like you have less impact than I do. I am just able to take the responsibility for my own food

MycoBro ,

You mocked me, man. It only hurts in the super small space that internet strangers can reach but it exists, regardless of how small. So. Bullshit.

MycoBro ,

I was being sarcastic you dumb fuck.

MycoBro ,

And while we are talking about cognitive dissonance, where the fuck do you think YOUR food comes from?

MycoBro ,

Are you trolling me? Lol. I feel like im in the other end of some joke

MycoBro ,

Wtf? What are you eating? Please tell me. I’ve gotte paragraphs of bullshit but nothing else.

MycoBro ,

This is impossible. You have no choice but to drive through Fenton to get to lake Charles without at least an hour detour through moss bluff. I live in this area and my in-laws live in Fenton (it’s bigger than it seems. The town itself is small but the surrounding area has lots of home. A lot more than 225 people in the town too.) You just don’t speed. You get a warning sign about it changing to 50. Go 50. I used to pick up my buddy in kinder, one town over heading to lake Charles for work, and we would wait to light the blunt till we passed though.

MycoBro ,

Lol. What?

MycoBro ,

It has an elementary school that could use some work. My company re sided the Catholic Church missed in the report. This town also has more than 225 people in it.

MycoBro ,

I’m from this area. A mayor got in trouble for embezzlement a few year ago. Look it up.

MycoBro ,

Yep. Do not speed. You go 50.

Steam has a moderation issue

I had a person tell me in game they hate black people, then left a comment on my profile referring to black people as black monkeys. I reported them. About five times. Steam does nothing. Their comment would be still up if I haven’t removed it manually after one of many reports resulting in nothing. Their profile is full of...

MycoBro ,

Who gives a fuck? Ignore him and play some games. Quit being a pussy and letting strangers on the internet hurt your feelings. Fuck Mods. Fuck racist trolls. Fuck whiny bitches.

Younger users of Lemmy: Did you ever love a game that you just really sucked at?

So I was watching a few youtubes and remembered how the vast majority (of like the ten) nes games me and my sister had were hard as all hell. I loved to play Little Nemo and Street Fighter 2010 but I am pretty sure I never made it past the third level of either. Let alone infamously hard games like The Lion King....

MycoBro ,

The fucking lion king. Aladdin was hard af too. But roger rabbit? I couldn’t beat that bouncing around mother fucker and I don’t know if I ever did. And fuck kid Icarus. Another one I never beat. But the answer to the question is Turok for 64

MycoBro ,

You sure were getting geared up to put him in his place though, huh? I’m going to just start telling people like you “thank you for your service “

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