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HootinNHollerin , in mods finally doing the holy work ❤️

I presume people that don’t find South Park funny watch Big Bang Theory and Friends

Kusimulkku ,

I find all of them enjoyable. Not to an equal degree but still.

HootinNHollerin ,

Queue laugh track

Kusimulkku ,

I think both actually had a live audience. In any case, the laugh doesn’t bother me.

fossphi ,

Heck yeah! Enough with this bs gatekeeping

mysticpickle ,

BAZINGA!

setsneedtofeed , in Suddenly fading out of existence
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

“Here’s your soggy cardboard square, you’ll need it in 65 years.”

-statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

dingus ,

I thought I read somewhere that your social security card wasn’t initially at all meant for proof of identity and shit that we use it for today, which is why it’s made of fragile paper. But I didn’t actually look that up to verify so idk.

setsneedtofeed ,
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cAUzapNEAGLb ,

It stems from a conflict of need and want from what I understand.

The need for a national id and the refusal of the citizens for a national id. There was a lot of controversy about the SSN because it could be used as an id and the people didn’t want that being so privacy conscious, so they made the numbering system simple and that card fragile to show and dissuade that it isn’t a good id to get the SS passed.

But of course, there’s still a want/need for some kind of unified id across the nation - so it was used anyway

And thus we have a terrible id system: flimsy, deterministic, and mostly-unchangable

If you know the social security number of someone born in your hospital in the same day, it’s likely your ssn’s are right next to each other and could be guessed

At this point, I don’t think there would be much resistance to a national id, and it would be great for an update that is both securely random, and changeable so that leaking your SSN isn’t such a crazy risk, having it in a laminated card with a chip and electronic signature even better.

Scubus ,

Nah, that was changed around ~2009. Now ssns are random.

Skullgrid ,
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BleatingZombie ,

They’re made of that material so the card is destroyed if you leave it somewhere. It’s an intentional design choice

Pyro , in *among us theme plays sussily*

What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

…there probably was none.

ThrowawaySobriquet OP ,

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

RestrictedAccount ,
Pacattack57 ,

Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.

empireOfLove2 , in You're in the right place
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Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people

mojofrododojo ,

we have everything you’d find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals… hell even laundromats.

AFC1886VCC , (edited ) in Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

mariusafa ,

I also need to do this expermient for scientific purposes. Any candidates?

MystikIncarnate ,
AngryCommieKender ,

I’ve never understood this expression. Putting all the horny people in horny jail would inevitably end in orgies.

MystikIncarnate ,

I expect horny jail is probably a lot of solitary confinement, with moisturizer and tissues.

thejoker954 ,

That’s how I always imagine it.

Tangent5280 ,

Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms

smokebuddy , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Hi, kids, do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

fernandu00 ,

My name is…

troglodytis ,

What

rickyrigatoni ,

Osmosis Jones

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

bond name’s the james

TotallyNotSpez ,

Unexpected Slim Shady deserves instant upvotes.

Tja , in The Art of the Deal

Someone doesn’t get the differences between contractor and salaried.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Justice for our boy

He should resign as President now

Fades ,

I am so ashamed of myself for voting for hunter biden for president 😞

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Its okay, both options suck

Agent641 , in Everyday, as an American

I am once again asking for yyyy-mm-dd

unphazed ,

I’ll take metric gladly, but I can’t go that direction sir.

NooBoY ,

So dd-mm-yyyy?

jape ,

yyyy-dd-mm 😀

Shardikprime ,

INFIDELS

Bob OP ,
@Bob@midwest.social avatar

YMYDYMYD

vaultdweller013 ,

YTMND

bitwaba ,

ISO8601 crew represent!

dellish ,

I get SO frustrated when I see a date like 4/3/2024 and have to spend time trying to figure out if it’s the 4th of March, or if some US company wrote the software I’m using and it has defaulted to silly format.

smeenz , (edited )

Try working for an American company while not living in America. I have spent years trying to convince my US colleagues to please use unambiguous date formats when sending email to a global audience. But no… they just can’t see why it would be necessary or even helpful to do that.

I_Fart_Glitter , in Glass half full
Speculater , in Possibly based on a true story
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I tried something similar as a child to send my friend a letter. I wrote their address as the return address and dropped it off at the post office… They sent it to me anyways.

Gullible ,

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom nor teenage subterfuge…”

jack ,

Neither snow nor rain, nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

Rustmilian ,
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Meanwhile in the US, you couldn’t pay them to return your shit.

taiyang , in An eventful life

I also looked for it but no luck. There is an interesting list on Wikipedia of unusual articles though, which is a fun rabbit hole if you want to waste the rest of your day.

MaryReads ,

Gimme pleeeeease

taiyang ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

I will be looking deeper later myself when less busy, haha.

lud ,

That list is amazing, I even liked it on Lemmy yesterday or maybe it was ereyesterday.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in Howdy ho

Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!

someguy3 , (edited )

[To DA’s]: Hey you, get back here!

Kolanaki , (edited ) in And it went Gold
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it, plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip unzip it. Technologic.

Hardeehar ,

Technologic.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Technologic.

patak ,
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Technologic.

Theme ,

Fucking hell Bop It has gotten difficult

Resol ,
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I never had my chance to fully memorize those lyrics.

Swedneck , in They're not even good jackets anyway.
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the down in this jacket is sustainably and ethically sourced: the geese are shaken vigorously to dislodge loose feathers on a daily basis.

The goose of course hate this, but being canada geese they deserve the punishment and when they’re released as adults they’re too dizzy to ever pose a threat to anyone.

tacosplease ,

Not enough geese were harmed in the making of this jacket

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