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AllonzeeLV , in pugs are a cruel human creation

Cruelty for cruelty’s sake is humanity’s signature move.

You should see the animals we didn’t find cuteness or utility in.

Oh wait, you can’t, they’re dead.

Gamey ,

You might find one deep in the jungle if you hurry, after this summer you will probably have to search tho!

AllonzeeLV ,

“deep in the jungle”

Oh, you mean those ecosystems we cut down to build strip malls in to sell the plastic garbage we make by poisoning the oceans and the air?

FlyingSquid ,
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We keep a few around for the tourists to take selfies in front of.

aesthelete ,

If these liberals have their way they won’t allow us to make plastic straws anymore, think of it! Using straws made out of a different material like it is from the beginning of time until 1965 or something!!!

gnutrino ,

I mean rats and cockroaches for example are fucking everywhere (I know rats can be cute pets but most of them aren’t). We’re not as efficient an extinction machine as we like to think.

timicin ,

only poor people have to deal with rats and roaches; which is why they're still around.

max ,

Oh wait, you can’t, they’re dead on your plate.

Sotuanduso ,

That’s utility.

Rodeo ,

I think that’s one of the utilities they’re talking about.

demlet , in Well...that was anticlimactic

I mean, setting aside the lack of actual evidence so far, what effect will it have on most of us? Is the world suddenly going to become a utopia because aliens have been here? At best we get some cool technology that governments and the rich will hoard; at worst we get conscripted to go kill them and take their shit, or are forced to defend ourselves from them trying to take our shit. I’ve never really understood why aliens imply anything other than that. The truth is, if they do have something truly transcendent to teach us, we ain’t ready for it. If we want to find the secrets of the universe we need to put our own house in order and do it ourselves. Aliens aren’t our space saviors.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I keep hoping they’ll imprison us and keep me as their pet. I’d prefer that life.

Korne127 ,
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You can have that life now 👀

demlet ,

Now kiss.

ihwip ,

The fact that they haven’t made contact with the entire globe in a way that is undisputable etc is proof that they are mostly apathetic.

This is why they mostly stick to military bases with nukes. Even their offensive technology is apathetic. Disrupting our electronics etc. They clearly don’t care.

With that said should we really call them aliens? Chances are they have been here longer than the entire history of the hominid line.

demlet ,

Or maybe proof that, you know, they aren’t here and never were…

peanut_boy ,

Why does everything need to have personal gain to matter at all. I get the whole “no actual evidence” part. But if we actually see aliens and you’re not impressed, I don’t think we can be friends. Don’t blame capitalism, you’re just lame. Sure, there are real problems, but people throughout history have had it far worse and still managed to care about things outside of their own tiny microcosm. Many people enjoy these things not in spite of but because of their personal struggles, as they can act as an escape for a short time. If you’re going to have economic troubles anyway, why spend all your time dwelling in it?

demlet ,

True, it would be amazing. I’m just ambivalent about the long-term impact. Like, would much really change ultimately? I guess we’ve never experienced another species we could directly communicate ideas with. Maybe it would be more revolutionary than I can imagine.

BeMoreCareful ,

I don’t think that person is talking about their personal thoughts, but more mankind as a whole.

As we operate now we would not have to tools to add anything meaningful to a galactic conversation.

We could all personally think it’s awesome, but as a people we are simply unequipped to deal with the consequences of meeting an extraterrestrial race.

People are sort of great individually, but collectively we’re horrific. We’d be trying to kill, enslave, or exploit any new species we came across. It’s what we do with new species. Hell it’s what we do to each other.

ElectricAirship ,
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Religions would have to wreckon with a lot of their foundations…

Phen ,

“have to” is a bit strong. Religions ignore inconvenient truths about the world all the time. If aliens were confirmed to exist it wouldn’t be different. >

bumblychicken ,

Would they though? I feel like the biggest ones would accommodate this revelation. “Yes, extraterrestrials exist but WE are God’s chosen species” Same reason a lot of animals don’t get into heaven lol

explodicle ,

IIRC Mormons already believe God created multiple inhabited planets.

oneshibbyguy , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

SMITHandWESSON ,
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Lol, I’m pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

mojofrododojo ,

And sculpting for 35,000 years, they may even predate cro-magnons! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

Agent641 ,

“Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

MotoAsh ,

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Based on my experiences at zoos I’d say you are probably correct.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

paraphrand ,

Nah

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Power to the penis…I mean people!

new_acct_who_dis ,

Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

How y’all finding porn on here? I’m still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

Or so my friend tells me.

Dr_Wu ,

Mostly on the lemmynsfw.com instance

x4740N ,
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Which I’ve had to block so any communities from because this is my main account

dx1 , in But have you tried Jerboa?

Reminds me of the persecution complex people have about vegans. Like, they’re actually right and you kind of have your head up your ass.

gingernate ,

Damn… But i like hamburgers!

-Sent From SyncForLemmy™

kense ,

but bacon

smh

FinalRemix ,

As my vegan brother said, “if God didn’t want us to eat cows, they wouldn’t be so slow and delicious.”

Anticorp , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

There are tons of other studies that show massive increases in productivity. These bullshit studies are probably sponsored by commercial real estate landlords. They’re losing $850B per year since 2020.

LeadSoldier ,

Awesome! Eat the rich!

zikk_transport2 ,

Yup. Offices business is massive. Let them rot!

LeDeuxBonsYeux , in lol

Tf is this Looks like a report from r/incel

sunbytes ,

I think the original was, but the top line is from a reposting of it, making fun of it.

They just decided to not frame it in a way you can tell.

But then this is the shitpost sub, so I guess we shouldn’t expect structure or quality lol.

Jamie , in Villainous
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Dude on the top looks ecstatic because he’s gonna see his friends again soon.

Rostby ,

he looks like aang

Fizz ,
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The lawbender master of all 4 elements of crime. When the criminal world needed him most, he vanished to be in jail with his friends.

Tangent5280 ,

I wonder what ended up happening to him. Any jail time? If so, was he in the same prison as his friends?

raltoid ,

A quick search shows he was high on “flakka”, tried to ram the outermost fence and barely missing an officer. He then tried to climb the fence, got stuck in the razorwire. He ended up spitting on officers and resisting arrest, and was in the end charged with: “aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, three counts of felony criminal mischief, leaving the scene of a crash with property damage and driving under the influence”.

He was held without bail and probably saw time(It happened in 2015 and there are no followup articles and I can’t see the case, but he was arrested in 2021 and 2022 according to some court filings so he’s still doing stupid things).

Also: They changed the picture.

Tangent5280 ,

Thanks for the update. Not a wholesome Disney channel prison break in then.

SinJab0n , in The more they censor, bigger it gets

I’m not giving them any traffic, thanks

lowleveldata ,

Same. Which is why I enjoy the drama remotely here at Lemmy.

001100010010 ,
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But they are giving us traffic! (There’s a join-lemmy.org message in the middle of the canvas)

cheeseblintzes ,
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I helped!

chk232 OP ,

it’s under constant attack

bobs_monkey ,

Salty admins if I had to guess

chk232 OP ,

all my traffic goes into fuck spez works

001100010010 ,
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Fuck spez is a meaningless message. Join-Lemmy.org however… 😎

r00ty Admin ,
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Here's the thing. Most people into the federated alternatives aren't really going to the old place any more. I mean I'll admit I've been taking a look at r/place every now and then. But otherwise I'm not engaging with my usual haunts there. That's why there's not so many people to make a big impact on the canvas for any of the federated projects.

However there are still a lot of people still active that are unhappy with spez and his activities. Which explains why that message has a lot more traction there.

jungekatz ,

Whats this new r/place everyone is talking of ?

Beliriel ,

From time to time reddit does a community project, where you have a canvas of 1000x1000 px and every user can set the color of a single pixel with a cooldown period of 5 minutes.
I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

r00ty Admin ,
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The million dollar homepage. Man that was a while ago.

rob_t_firefly , (edited )
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I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

Not so much a “legend” as an easily verifiable known thing that happened which is still online.

en.wikipedia.org/…/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage

xavier666 ,
bitjunkie , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent “white guy in a red cap” thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever…these rubes eat that shit up

Angry_Autist ,

“Uncle Cletus’s 400 grit toilet paper”

Are you tired of those ‘woke’ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus’s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

Ashiette , in Election Brownie

Texas seceded from that brownie

solsangraal , in Kind of ironic

another reason brick and mortars are fucked. weird how ordering online and waiting 2 days is infinitely less annoying than driving to a store, finding the thing you went there for locked up, and having to fetch a wage slave to open the glass case for socks. after he’s done helping the 5 people in front of you

pineapplelover ,

I actually love going to REI. Super helpful and cool place. Microcenter is ok, I only get 3D printer filament there and they also do price matching so if you find the same thing on amazon or somewhere cheaper, they’ll match the price.

nicky7 ,

I agree; I won’t even buy it if it’s locked up.

thefluffiest , in Dumpsters

What do you mean, ‘confusing’?

dditty ,
Kusimulkku ,

Who is doing this speculation?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cybertrucks are not dumpsters. Dumpsters have a much bigger capacity.

Noodle07 ,

And are much more affordable and rust resistant

stebo02 , in I'm down and need picked up!
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well clearly the shirt worked

merari42 , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”

rob_t_firefly ,
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I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.

irreticent ,
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And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.

Gestrid ,

And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.

irreticent ,
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I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.

captain_aggravated ,
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Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”

v4ld1z ,
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Go go gadget dick

KISSmyOS , in shitpost

Age is just a number. I may just be 27 on paper, but I identify as a boomer and deserve my drive-in theater, $20k family home and land barge with couch seats.

altima_neo ,
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Don’t forget the pension

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Forget the pension, buy gold !!

_stranger_ ,

Those land yachts were terrifying. It felt like driving a boat, and by that I mean you never felt in control, like the road was the sea and you were at its mercy. Turning the wheel was a suggestion to the car. Breaking felt like a quiet request to a busy waiter in a loud restaurant. The whole experience was akin to a janky “I’m in danger” carnival ride.

This was my experience as a pre teen in my grandpa’s ~1970 Lincoln Continental with a power/weight ratio of 13.5lbs/hp I can’t imagine something with vastly more power feeling better.

(Holy hell that car weighed as much as a tri motor plaid model S)

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