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General_Effort , in poni

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Nicht so tief, Rudiger… nicht so tief!

Asetru ,

I specifically googled this and the results did not help.

What?

General_Effort ,
elrik , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

8+8=16 is absolutely S tier

match , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
@match@pawb.social avatar

7+8=15 is fucking S tier fuck you fuck you fuck you

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, the surprise ending was amazing the first time I saw it, and it’s still satisfying now after all these years.

Wild_Mastic , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

3 + 5 overrated, 6 + 9 should be higher

lseif OP ,

u must be a fan of dozenal

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

absolutely this, OP is a basic doubles-liker

stepan ,

Came here to say that!

Sabre363 , in Massage

I wonder what he transports that’s Not Safe Work

SlopppyEngineer ,

Don’t know what it is, but you can find it in New South Wales.

oyfrog , in Ive bought two

my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

gigachad , (edited )

I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at work.

SternburgExport ,

Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

filcuk ,

‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

Luisp ,

If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

grue ,

Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me it scrobbles…

boonhet ,

Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

lapislazuli ,

Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

ZeffSyde ,

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

dejected_warp_core ,

Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

HootinNHollerin ,
errer ,

Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

unreachable , in Life, huh
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Kanda , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude

Phen , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

I would switch 6+8 and 6+9

Kusimulkku , in i loled

Funny but doubt that actually happened tbh

some_random_nick ,

Like most stuff on the internet.

samus12345 ,
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Maybe not, but what’s the point in falsely attributing it to someone else instead of just saying it yourself?

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Because if anybody gets mad at it, they have deniability

Kusimulkku ,

Seems to be the way a lot of people tell jokes these days

saltesc , in i loled

I thought he actually did quite well tbh. Unless he wasn’t aiming for a headshot…

TunaCowboy ,

Horseshoes and hand grenades my friend.

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

The man is all center mass and he went for the smallest target: trumps brain

III ,

How dare you forget about Trump’s hands!

vrighter ,

yuge!

werefreeatlast ,

His brain is about this size 🧠 inside with the rest being full of chaff and dog poop. So I mean, that’s pretty small.

remotedev , in Life, huh

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Nfamwap , in Water

Deep

halvar , in Lemmy users be like
Thcdenton ,

Oh god i thought i had forgotten. Why.

I_Fart_Glitter , in Life, huh

Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

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