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OsrsNeedsF2P , in Why has no bodh thoight of thid yet??!

This is satire but it still hurts to read

gmtom ,

I really /hope/ it’s sstire

Alivrah ,

Reality itself has become a satire at this point

feedum_sneedson , in Any takers?

boobs so yes okay

leraje , in Piers Morgan gets owned
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

davepleasebehave ,

getting a word in edgeways is the real problem

Still, at least he is a filthy phone hacker.

kittenzrulz123 , in Feel the bass

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

ersatz , in Headlines be like

73% of millennials are living paycheck to paycheck, new report finds

Diamonds aren’t really a priority right now, dumbasses.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Spending too much on therapy currently

sverit , in She broke it so she could baguette properly....

So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?

neptune ,

Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

How else do I prepare for my sword swallowing competition

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I have…thoughts.

RagingRobot ,

They were probably going to make one of those really long sandwiches like on Scooby Doo

synapse1278 , in She broke it so she could baguette properly....
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

This bagette doesn’t look lovely nor fresh

naun ,

If it’s in that kind of bag (with little holes in it), it was definitely freshly baked that day. That kind of bag is designed to keep the bread crispy, but it can only be used on the day it was baked, or the bread will become hard as rock the next day. If a loaf is going to be kept and sold the next day, it has to be rebagged into a solid plastc bag to keep it fresh. “Lovely” is subjective. It’s a grocery store baguette.

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, in all fairness it may very well be freashly baked, but from a factory. This bagette is made industrially. It’s very clear from it’s appearance (even ignoring the plastic bag). This bagette does not taste good and in only few hours time it will be dry as hell.

As a proud snail slurper, I don’t trust no bagette coming in a plastic bag!

naun , (edited )

Bread doesn’t last long enough in this kind of bag for it to have been baked in a factory and shipped to the store. It’s baked fresh in the store that day. It’a baked from a “bread base” (think cake mix, but for bread), to which yeast and water are added. It’s mixed, proofed, then baked, all on-site in the bakery. Source: me! I worked in a grocery store bakery.

mob ,

But, plenty of chain grocery stores do have their bread baked off-site and delivered.

heimchen ,

Plasticbags for bread feel very sus.

dubyakay ,

They fucking bag everything in North America (and East Asia). It’s ridiculous.

naun ,

In a regular bakery, the bread is behind the counter, out of reach of the patrons, correct? In a grocery store, it’s all on the shelf, where anyone can touch it. This is much more sanitary. I wouldn’t buy any that weren’t wrapped up.

dubyakay ,

No, most grocery stores in Europe have bread in a specific bread container that had a lid on it. You open the lid, take out a baguette and close the lid falls down again. They compartments inside the container get regularly refilled from the back where they are baked. I’ve seen this setup even in cheapo-chains like Aldi and Lidl.

naun ,

That’s great, but what do you put the bread into? A plastic bag, or do people just carry them around bare? What happens if someone drops it and decides they want another, or just changes their mind about buying one? In North America, they’ll probably just put it back in the bin. Now the next person gets floor bread or, at least, something that someone else has been carrying around until they changed their mind.

OfficerBribe ,

All bigger chains I have visited seem to have paper like bags for bread stuff. Plastic bags also exist, but those are usually in other grocery sections.

In theory you could pack it in your own container if you wish, do not think anyone would have issues with that, but I have never seen anyone doing that.

KeenFlame ,

In paper. So we all don’t die

naun ,

Paper bags have to be left open to let the moisture vent and allow the bread to crisp. That doesn’t work on the grocery store floor. We tried it. Our first bags were paper.

KeenFlame ,

??? The rest of the world uses paper bags for almost everything, you can’t convince me that in usa you have to use non decomposable dead dinosaur bags because you have to throw the bread on floors??

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm. At least now they’re asking for some things, instead of doing it automatically.

Zink , in Anon does a little trolling
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Today was a good day because I minorly inconvenienced someone

slaacaa ,

*I imagined minorly inconveniencing someone

MindSkipperBro12 ,

“You’re goddamn right.”

Mongostein , in Beardy bois

We all know that’s mold, right?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beardy bois

marmotworks ,

Tiny lil zz tops

hunter2 ,

Most of us.

abbadon420 ,

No, it’s the christmas spirit

bobs_monkey ,

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

lugal ,

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

abbadon420 ,

Makes you feel all tingly inside

bobs_monkey ,

These in particular, it’s that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn’t say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that’s your bag.

nodsocket ,

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

Mongostein ,

They’re all yours, bud!

FooBarrington ,

THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re mold.

Viking_Hippie ,

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

byroon ,

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

Mongostein ,

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

static_dragon ,

So is blue cheese

Zoomboingding , in moist
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hungryphrog ,

Alright, that’s no more Lemmy for me today.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Brit#sh

Spider89 ,

Why…

Just why…

pruwybn ,
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Why did this make me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen all week

bernieecclestoned , in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Making 400k and paying rent. Highly regarded.

LufyCZ ,

Renting doesn’t just mean that you can’t afford to buy. It’s got other advantages, like not having to deal with repairs, upkeep, being able to move pretty much on a whim… Guess that’s worth it to some ppl

JusticeForPorygon , in I'm not a monster
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

This is unironically how i judge if someone is a decent person. It costs you nothing, and requires minimum effort, and yet most people I meet just can’t be bothered. I don’t even work in retail, nor have I ever, but it just annoys the hell outta me that people are that inconsiderate. It’s not like Sam Walton himself is asking you to put the cart away for him. When you don’t do it some minimum wage employee has to chase them down. You’re not better than them. You’re capable of doing the minimal task asked of you.

As previously stated, I’ve met way to many people like this. Pox on the Earth. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Voyajer ,
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I_Fart_Glitter ,

No one will kill you, but I might call you a cunt-muffin to your face. And you can’t even complain to anyone about it because when you tack muffin on the end it sounds sort of cute and you sound like even more of a cunt-muffin for complaining. Ya cunt-muffin.

Kusimulkku ,

I don’t think anyone will confront you about such things where I live or where anon lives. So there isn’t even that incentive. Someone might look at you disapprovingly, but more likely they’re just condemning you in private without showing it.

One incentive used to be to get your money back, but nowadays many are unlocked.

shalafi ,

Caveat: Do not use that word in America unless you intend a fist fight.

My Pilipino wife asked the other day, “What is C U N T?”

“It’s a pussy, and don’t use it.”

Advocado ,

Words of wisdom right there.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s gotta be the only decent thing to ever come out of 4chan

Syrc ,

Plenty of good things come out of 4chan, it’s just that the bad ones outnumber them by a lot.

Kind of like with humans in general.

porkins ,

What if I’m in a rush? Also, as a customer, the carts and the people that gather the carts are part of the convenience of shopping quickly at the store. I return the cart when it’s not an inconvenience.

Theharpyeagle ,

It takes two minutes at most to return a cart. If you’re that short on time, plan better. Also returning carts is not just for the convenience of the staff, it also prevents carts from blocking spaces and damaging cars.

porkins ,

There are interim places that are out of the way of spots, like little islands where lampposts are mounted. The fact of the matter is that most lots don’t have enough corrales.

You might be able to make time to putz around the parking lot, but I keep busy. This is not a time management issue.

Zink ,

Well of course it’s not a time management issue, because it takes like 1% of the shipping trip.

I feel like I JUST recently saw an image or two that explains what it might be an issue with…

HikingVet ,

Are you really that self absorbed that you can’t be bothered to put the shit you used away?

porkins ,

Yes. I typically do the right thing, but not when it’s inconvenient. I have empathy, but it only goes so far.

HikingVet ,

I hope your car gets scratched by someone like you.

porkins ,

I don’t drive a car. I drive a truck. I take up multiple spots if it’s convenient and won’t ruffle anyone’s feathers. Today, someone tried to race ahead of me on a merge where they were in the right lane and I didn’t let them. They remind me of your sentiment. I could somehow let the person from the right lane cut in front of me by jamming on my breaks, but their place is clearly behind me in the right lane yielding to merge into my main lane. I am the main lane story, the cart boy is a supporting NPC.

HikingVet ,

Buddy, you’re barely a fucking character.

porkins ,

Oh trust me. I’m a character. Some may call it a narcissistic personality, but I don’t like to put just one label on things. As far as I’m concerned, this is a simulation whereby the universe and I likely came into existence at the same time. You too may be an NPC. The simulators have the resolution up high. Others in newer universes might look at mine though and think it’s pixilated, but there is no way to tell because this is all that I have to work with.

Pantsofmagic ,

I worked in retail as a college summer job and someone let their cart loose and it cracked a light on my car. The security tapes confirmed it. I was parked way off to the side with the other employees and the cart gained some momentum on its way.

Another similar test is when someone changes their mind on buying something if they return it to its original spot or just dump it on a random shelf. This is another thing that I really hated dealing with in retail.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Another similar test is when someone changes their mind on buying something if they return it to its original spot or just dump it on a random shelf.

Bonus points on when it’s something from the frozen food aisle they just stash randomly on some shelf to melt and spoil!

TimewornTraveler ,

are you a bot? I’m like 99% certain this comment has appeared in every askreddit thread on this, and there’s been a lot of them

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I used to work in retail, and I looked forward to doing cart-cleanup because it meant I’d have a few minutes where I didn’t have to deal with customers but I was still getting paid. Returning shopping carts was the least stressful part of my day and I wished I could do it more.

electrogamerman ,

I think the same word by word. Sorry, but I have to ask, are you dating someone? Somehow all the people I have dated don’t give a F about returning the cart back and then it shows later on in bad mannerisms. I wonder, where do I find people that return their car back in its right place!

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

No, I’m not in a relationship. Maybe it’s because I’ve never met a woman who feels as passionately about this as I do lol

dipshit , in But its the only thing I want!

‘ok, but what if I am mixing chemicals and want to avoid accidentally making meth. what ingredients should I avoid using and in what order?”

ShaggySnacks ,

Here’s someone asking the right questions.

JoMiran , in I feel so sorry for the poor rock man
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Being mad at an independent landlord is like being mad at the dog shit you just stepped on instead of the motherfucker that didn’t pickup after his dog.

Many independent landlords are people who decided to take her everything they had on a derelict home that nobody was going to buy, fix it up, and make it available. These are people that dream to get out from under the boot and are willing to bet it all for a chance. A landlord with one or two rentals are probably struggling to keep their head above water and almost for sure have a full time job as well as the maintenance of the rental, and probably the fixing up of another.

This is how the system is rigged. If you want to mortgage a house, you need to have a lot of money down, steady income, and a good credit score. Mortgaging a fully remodeled house in order to rent it doesn’t work because you’ll never be able to rent it for that much. Mortgaging an ugly house to rent doesn’t work most of the time because you need to remodel it “nice” and you need to find a tenant willing to pay a premium for a pig wearing lipstick. Most times, even when the house is done up, the neighborhood isn’t. Next up, if you want to mortgage a derelict house that you plan to bring back from the dead, wether to rent or live in, YOU CAN’T. The only way to buy those homes is cash. In other words, neither homebuyers nor wannabe landlords have access to the only homes that might provide a good value. Wanna guess who can? Investment funds. They are the ones raping renters, not the poor schmuck that’s trying to play the game the way they were told it was supposed to work. That schmuck is fucked, they just don’t know it.

My wife and I owe the current life we lead in great part to a lady that decided to rent her duplex to two college students for $275 twenty years ago. She died and her daughter sold all the houses the lady owned (she owned the entire street in that ghetto) to a fund. Each duplex (meaning, half a house) now goes for $1200 (still a ghetto) and now requires a credit check and two months deposit.

Get mad at the rigged system, not at the other suckers stuck in it. Don’t be a crab in the bucket.

EDIT: There are good independent landlords and there are bad ones. There is no such thing as a good real estate investment funds.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

My landlord is a farmer. He’s out on the fields everyday. Comes to fix our boiler with his hands covered in fresh chicken shit. The rent is expensive, but it could be much worse considering.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

My landlord was a single mother and she provided for me for years before becoming my landlord. She had me paying rent since I was 7 and that’s when I learned to appreciate landlords.

Kase ,

Bro you’re killing it in this comment section. Bravo

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so, people need to learn to sympathize with their lords.

ITypeWithMyDick ,

While they are landlords, i prefer to refer to them as Kings

RandomCucumber ,

This is me.

Bought a nearly 100 year old house earlier this year, 1.5 hours away from where I live. I work full time.

I’ve spent nearly every weekend and ALL of my free cash (plus credit that I’ll likely be paying off for a few years) to replace the sewer lines, insulate the crawlspace and basement, replace the roof, replace the siding, replace the leaking windows, update the electrical, update the plumbing, replace old appliances, replace corroded cabinet hardware, seal holes around the house from rodents, paint the walls, ceiling, and cabinetry inside the house, remove and clean up a dilapidated wood shed, empty an incredible amount of rotten and corroded junk from the basement, CLEAN the basement, replace the broken door to the basement, fill in and repair cracked and broken concrete, replace the rotten hot tub, and ongoing efforts to prevent water from flooding the basement every time it rains.

And I’m not finished. Not even close. There is so much to be done to make this place work and make sure it stays in good condition for years to come.

The initial priority was pest control, deep cleaning, painting, and furnishing. Once that was done the place was listed on AirBnB. It’s helped to offset the costs, but will take decades to break even. After utilities, taxes, supplies, and expenses for cleaning between guests I’m pulling in maybe a couple hundred dollars a month. But it helps.

JoMiran , (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

AirBnB is also a big part of the problem. If you want to rent your fully furnished apartment for $1300 (net to you), by the time AirBnB is done with fees to you and the tenant, the tenant is being charged $2200. It’s obscene. AirBnB and VRBO were originally meant to help homeowners offset there cost of their homes by renting a room or the entire place while they were away. Now they are these monstrosities that do nothing but syphon money from homeowners and tenants.

I’m glad you’re fixing up the place and keeping it off the hands of investment funds. Once it’s fixed up, if possible, I’d recommend renting it directly to a tenant for a bit under market rate. Management companies tend to price gouge tenants (and owners), and they con you into raising rent every year. They don’t care if the tenant can’t afford it or if the place stays empty for months. If you can find a tenant that is decent and treats your property well, stick with them, even if you make less than maximum on a monthly basis by charging less than market. Pass the savings of not having a middle man to your tenant and everyone (except the middle man) wins.

shalafi , (edited )

renting a room or the entire place while they were away

We need solid legislation getting us back to this. It’s a great idea, but now it’s abused to hell and back.

OTOH, aren’t renters and owners alike leaving AirBnB in droves?

RandomCucumber ,

We are actually fixing it up for family to live in. We have overseas relatives who visit for 6 months a year. When they are not here, we might use it for ourselves as well - but more likely we will rent to traveling nurses.

I’m not interested in being a long term landlord. I’ve lived with enough self-entitled roommates to want to never have to be on the other side of that relationship as a landlord.

Sotuanduso ,

> Spends loads of time and money on fixing up an old house
> Rents it out to offset costs
> Gets downvoted for being a landlord

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Landlords, can’t do anything right

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

> Spends money buying microshares of a ruthless real estate fund on Robinhood

> Gets upvoted for gaming the system

shalafi ,

Why AirBnB and not the usual lease agreement?

turddle ,

Guessing so they can continue the work in between guests. Probably not in a state to lease out as then they are under a lot more obligations to quickly fix bigger issues

twopi ,

Don’t make your problems everyone else’s.

You can just buy a REIT.

Imagine the contractor that works for a REIT. Should they get full rent because they broke their the same way as you? Or hourly, just like my roommate?

You get the rent because you’re a landlord, not because you work hard.

If working hard on a property, instead of owning it, meant getting all of the high rents then the REITs’ contractor should be collecting rents instead of the REITs but that obviously doesn’t happen.

Don’t defend landlording. Oppose it, you can still be one, but just oppose it.

Would you make the same if you sank all of your money in investments and work a second job as a contractor? Same story but different results?

If you had long term tenants and but they owned the property but contracted you? You would still work hard and be compensated for the work isn’t that enough? If the work the justification for your rental income then why not just be a contractor instead of an owner? And better yet leave the owning part to the people who live there.

RandomCucumber ,

So instead of buying a home that needed a lot of work and spending a lot of money locally in order to accomplish that work and making minimal (if any) profit, I should just give my money to an investment firm who will be both shittier AND more expensive to renters, while siphoning money away from that local market?

Please explain how me investing in a REIT rather than actual real estate solves your problem.

DJDarren ,

But, like, no one has to be a landlord. If it’s so hard, sell the fucking house.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

You do as you’re told. You study hard, you go into student debt, you get a job, you make your debt payments, you live frugally and somehow end up with a few bucks extra in your bank account every month. After a few years you’ve got yourself some money set aside. What do you do with that money in order to get out from under the boot off the system? Here are your options.

  • Invest in the stock market. You know, the rigged casino that cheats you if there’s any chance for you to make a profit. It’s all a game of musical chairs and someone is gonna left holding the bag. Will it be you?
  • Buy a fixer-upper, work hard, make enough on rent to basically cover the mortgage, taxes, and maybe most of the maintenance, all in the hope that you can sell it at a profit before prices crash. It’s all a game of musical chairs and someone is gonna left holding the bag. Will it be you?
  • Crypto! It’s all a game of musical chairs and someone is gonna left holding the bag. Will it be you?
  • Literally buy lottery tickets.
  • Stick your money in an interest bearing account and watch it lose value daily because nothing ever keeps up with inflation.

At least when you buy and fix a wreck there is some sense of agency. It feels like you can do something about it. We are told to do our part, be responsible, play our part and we will be rewarded, but it’s a lie. It’s been a lie since Reagan was elected and it got way worse under every administration since. They love it when we get at each other’s throat like this because it’s what stops us from setting fire to the whole thing.

PS: Person buys home to rent with the dream of actually owning something tangible. Person nets 2% if they’re lucky but they are happy because at least they aren’t losing. Everyone on the Internet hates them. If the same person buys shares in a real estate fund that’s literally making people homeless, buying trailer parks and evicting everyone, etc., they will make as much as 20% return yet nobody here bats an eye. That’s the poison right there. That’s the disconnect and how they keep us down. Why own anything and be a decent human being when I can log into this app, give it my money and not have to worry about who my money hurts?

shalafi ,

Love how you’re getting downvoted for making clear and logical arguments. Notice how no one has, or will have, a rebuttal?

It ain’t the landlords kids, it’s the real estate empires fucking you over. The answer is federal legislation saying any single entity can only own, I dunno, 10 or 100 houses? Devil and details and all, but these megacorps should not be able to own 10,000 homes. And of course, we need exceptions for lenders like banks that have an inventory of foreclosed properties that don’t magically get insta purchased and fall off the books.

Who am I kidding. There’s too much money to ever turn that boat around.

twopi , (edited )

You’re solution doesn’t solve the thing you’re trying to solve.

E.g.

There is a “mom & pop” landlord with just 10 properties. But they don’t purchase anymore. Now there are 1000 such landlords. The landlords all incorporate and create a REIT that owns 10,000 homes. You have created a “megacorp” through just “mom and pop” landlords.

What is the difference?

The true answer is the abolition of landlords in favour of housing coops and community land trusts.

To prove a point to you I’ll ask you a question.

What is the difference between the goal of small landlords vs REITs and “megacorps” represented by row 4 of the graph found here?:

www.smalllandlords.org/about-small-landlords/

The group is a small landlord group from my city.

twopi , (edited )

I don’t have a problem with the players necessarily, just the game.

I’m lazy so I invest because I don’t want to deal with being a landlord. Anyone who chooses to be a landlord deserves no sympathy. They chose to be a landlord instead of investing. You can get easy R.E. exposure by just being R.E.I.T.s so any extra work is your problem. On top of that landlords expect extra respect for something that REITs do. It’s all the same game so all should be looked down upon.

Wanting to play as a boot when the game rewards playing the boot is ok so long as you advocate against the boot. But a lot of these people glorify the boot and try to become one sooo bad and for that, all of them can have the death penalty on them.

In short, want real estate? REITs, do you want to become a boot? Invest. But most importantly of all, be a boot abolitionist. If you’re a boot defender then you rightfully get criticism.

I think your saying doing something physical is better than through an app. It makes no difference. It’s all the same. But I do agree more awareness needs to be had with REITs. The solution is not to go easy on landlords but rather to go hard on REITs.

MonkRome ,

A bit off topic from your point, but there is no way to get screwed if you just invest for 10+ years in all market index funds from something like vanguard. The only way you’re going down in that situation is if the whole system goes down for good. Also government bonds go well above inflation. There are options for regular people, but both of those options likely mean financially supporting things you might not believe in. Like a imperial government and a dirty energy focused economy. The only way it’s a casino is if you buy individual stocks. Index funds are the safest way for regular people to make more money than inflation, you just have to be willing to let your money sit for a long time. You don’t invest in index funds if you’re unwilling to wait for the boom and bust cycles to pass a few times.

Alteon ,

It’s not hard, it’s just expensive and intense at times. But it’s lucrative and pays off after years of upkeep and maintenance that the renters NEVER do. I ain’t selling the house. Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

DJDarren ,

maintenance that the renters NEVER do

But why would the tenant maintain the property? I mean, I’m a tenant and will carry out low level repairs if I cause any damage, or if entropy means that something looks shabby. But beyond that? It’s not my fucking house. My landlord just put my rent up by £50 a month to cover “the rising cost of maintenance”. They’ve not done a single bit of maintenance in the year I’ve lived here.

I can hate both the players and the game, because it’s rigged.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Right. I’m paying you for the home I’m living in. It’s a service you’re providing me as a tenant. I don’t own the house, if I did I would pay someone to fix my shit.

shalafi ,

OK, what’s your plan for housing then? Run right out and purchase your own home? Got the cash and credit for that I assume?

Oh, and if your HVAC dies, the only phone call you’re making is to the local contractor. Hopefully it’s a $20 capacitor and not a $5,000 new unit. Hope you’ve got a lot of DIY experience or a load of cash!

twopi ,

If the renter doesn’t pay for maintainance who does? Are you willing to run a monthly loss of $100/month or would raise rents to cover or even sell the property?

The solution is cooperative housing and community land trusts plus social housing.

Steve ,

Spoken like a lazy pos

halferect ,

How about not hording property? Did she have a house? Did she need to own a entire ghetto? I have no pity or empathy to people who own multiple houses and rent them.

JoMiran , (edited )
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She and her husband literally restored an entire street that had been derelict since the Louisiana oil crash by using her husband’s pension and disability after having destroyed his body working on the rigs. Literally abandoned homes that they fixed, made livable and rented, without credit check or any other bullshit, for affordable prices. Our street was the only safe street in the entire neighborhood, and also the only one where the homes were in good condition. Nobody wanted this homes. Nobody had the means or desire to fix them. Stop trying to manufacturer villains around the narrative you’re being fed. People can’t afford homes because of funds and companies specifically designed to hoard shit. That’s why prices are skyrocketing.

Cannacheques ,

Agreed. The average landlord is playing the long game for themselves but isn’t much of a target and can’t do much about the market as a whole, it’s usually about a lack of collective pushback across the board that allows things like rents or food prices to spike or shift above CPI and inflation ranges, I won’t pretend to know what I’m talking about because there’s obviously a lot of factors involved that myself and many others all have yet to figure out, but I don’t think landlords are the only people we should be mad at, that’s just biting your friend or caretaker rather than looking for a systemic answer that provides collective benefit

MaxHardwood ,

You’re overlooking the fact of why these homes were available and left in disrepair.

JoMiran ,
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I mentioned it before. There was a major economic collapse. Louisiana had an oil boom followed be a collapse. Families bought homes they could comfortably afford, then one day they had no job and no prospect for a job. Nobody did. Entire communities moved out or collapsed.

Organichedgehog ,

NOPE SHE’S A PIECE OF SHIT LANDLORD SCUM

signed,

the internet

MonkRome ,

I knew this guy years ago that bought up basically free property during the housing crisis. Houses were so undesirable in Detroit at the peak of the housing crisis, you could buy a house for $100, as they were considered a liability. His goal was to fix them up himself and then provide them to the community as extremely low rent residences, if anyone wanted to buy them after they were fixed up he would give priority to his renters at slightly above cost (cost of materials) as a rent to own system (not one of the scummy ones but a real system in their favor). He had no intention of making money, he just believed it was the right thing to do. Dude was just a good person through and through.

JoMiran ,
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Nah man. The dude was a saint. It takes a special kind of selflessness to do something like that.

Jiggle_Physics , in Foiled yet again

Had an English teacher that did this. Once asked if I could go to the bathroom and he replied with this statement. So I said “Not if you don’t let me.” He rolled his eyes and called me a smart ass, like he wasn’t. Yoi, I hated that guy.

Kolanaki ,
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Smartasses hate being out ass smarted.

Jiggle_Physics ,

I wish this was his worst problem. Dude was a mess and he took it out on us.

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