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Narv , in What animal could you take in a fight?

Not to brag, but, with a little bit of trainig, I think I can easily win against a trout, as long as the fight is not in the water. But we’re only talking hypotheticaly, of course. It would only come to that if the trout picks up the fight first and we don’t manage to resolve our issue with healthy communication… I’m not a monster.

owen ,

How about this… We split the difference and go out for some pescaito frito. 🔪🐟🍴

babyfarmer , in Snikt

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/71a4a25c-5f96-4c5c-abad-067d614f09f6.jpeg

filcuk ,

Holy Christ, can we get some spoilers on what happens after? He couldn’t possibly have survived that… right?

Klear ,

There’s only one substance more powerful than adamantium in Marvel comics: popularity-induced plot armour.

big_slap ,
Buddahriffic ,

He survived having molten adamantium injected onto his bones. I’d guess that this wouldn’t be as bad as that was.

Zanshi ,

I think I read a comic where he is basically burnt alive in some kind of explosion and he goes through the regeneration process mentioning, I think, nerves are the worst to regenerate because it’s really painful

Buddahriffic ,

Yeah, any of the questions of “who would win” when Logan is involved are hard to answer because he’s pretty much impossible to kill.

Though there are some that could throw him into the sun. Maybe it would kill him, maybe it would trap him, maybe it would just give him new powers.

Gabu ,

Isn’t Logan actually susceptible to dying by beheading? AFAIK, only with Deadpool’s mutated cancer can his healing factor grow a whole new body.

Buddahriffic ,

It probably depends on the writer who is currently writing him, but chat gpt thinks he would eventually recover from decapitation or attacks that destroy his brain. I can’t remember where I got this from, but my understanding is that as long as some of his cells survive, he will regenerate. Which could rule out the surviving the sun depending on whether he’d burn up faster than he can regenerate (and assuming no new powers affect this).

Deleted ,

It happened in old wolverine movie

altima_neo ,
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It changes based on the comic book, from what Ive read. Theres comics where hes survived being beheaded and his body kept elsewhere.

Noodle07 ,

Maybe it’s maybeline

Hackerman_uwu ,

*wolverine

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t it really painful every time his claws emerge through his skin? I seem to remember that being established at some point.

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I’ve read comics where wolverine has been dismembered in half and still lives through it.

Noodle07 ,

Split him in half and watch him reform two logans like mitosis

skulblaka ,
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There’s no way this idea hasn’t been explored in some side comic, right?

ChonkyOwlbear ,

It has with Deadpool. Basically a zombie version of him made from sewn together discarded parts.

Deleted ,

No there is a thing called wolverine law (i think) which states in that scenario only one half of him grows

Buddahriffic ,

And whichever half it is, it is PISSED.

Deleted ,

Yeah there is a thing called wolverine rage or something in which logan goes bonkers and starts killing fuckin everyone .

Son_of_dad ,

The adimantium was actually poisoning him, and his healing factor was fighting it the whole time. So when he lost the metal he became ultra powerful and developed bone claws

modifier ,

Same exact thing happened to me except instead of adamantium it was my virginity and instead of becoming super-powerful I became a dad.

NotAFakeHumanoid ,

But you got bone claws at least, right?

Pieisawesome ,

Probably just bone spurs

Gaspar ,
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He didn’t even die there, if you can believe it. Though he is catatonic and carried home by Jean Grey. This is one of the few comic books I actually had.

Immediately after this, Xavier gets pissed and completely mind-wipes Erik, something he promised he’d never do. This causes a part of his psyche to splinter off, eventually kidnap Franklin Richards, and merge with him to become Onslaught.

Then an amnesiac, de-aged Magneto shows up to help the X-Men fight Onslaught.

Comics are wild, man.

samus12345 ,
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Fortunately for him, his adamantium skeleton is unrelated to his healing factor.

Scubus ,

As others mentioned, he definitely survived. But to add onto that, Deadpool got his healing factor from wolverine, and Deadpool’s whole shtick is that he’s virtually unkillable.

In order to kill either one of them, you have to kill every single one of their cells. For Deadpool at a certain point, even that won’t work, because that happened. He died, then fell in love with the personification of death. That pissed off someone real powerful who then cursed Deadpool with immortality so he can never see his beloved again.

dudinax ,

In order to kill either one of them, you have to kill every single one of their cells

Is Tomie inspired by Wolverine?

Klear ,

Lobo is.

MrBusiness ,

In a world where we got decent DC movies, I could see Jason Momoa as Lobo.

Belgdore ,

In a fair world we would have gotten a Lobo movie starring Lemmy Kilmister in the ‘90s or Rob Zombie in the ‘00s

ChonkyOwlbear ,

Deadpool’s healing factor was failing at one point and he got it jump-started with some of the Hulk’s blood so it became even stronger than before.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Logan burned out his healing factor to survive that (he was fine in the end, though), Xavier retaliated by wiping Magneto’s mind but in doing so he created Onslaught, a sentient psionic entity created from the darker parts of their consciousness (Xavier and Magneto’s)

ApathyTree , in I just want my nuggies
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or the very first time you open the bag, the zip seal pulls away from the rest of the bag.

Or the seal doesn’t line up properly and can’t be zippered no matter what you do.

Or the seal is one of those cheap single layer ones that cross-threads and pops back open every time you think you’ve got it.

Or the zip opening doesn’t cover the whole bag, and you, moron you are, cut the top instead of the disturbing mouth hole they want you to use.

I end up clipping them half the time anyway… good thing large packs of wood clothes pins are still commonly available at the dollar store :)

Ensign_Crab ,

Or the zip opening doesn’t cover the whole bag, and you, moron you are, cut the top instead of the disturbing mouth hole they want you to use.

Scowling at you, Malt-O-Meal.

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a brand of museli in Australia that does this as well

mars296 ,

I use binder clips for a really secure hold.

ApathyTree ,
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I lose them entirely too often for that to be an affordable option for me 🤭 I get like 80 clothespins for $1. I’ve gone through like 5 packs of them in 15 years, give or take.

But maybe I’d hit a level of saturation eventually (I find random clothespins all the time now) and it would work out.

Probably not - I have a habit of MacGyvering stuff from whatever I find laying around… clothespins are stupid handy for that, and binder clips would be too… so I’d definitely repurpose them… :)

Swedneck ,
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the creatine supplement powder i get has this wonderous resealable bag that uses something similar to velcro to stick together, like imagine velcro but it’s just a bunch of tiny rectangles on either side that friction fit together.

it seems effectively infinitely durable, has no moving parts, and because it can be made however wide you want you don’t have to worry about lining it up like the traditional press-lock bags, and it’s way more of a solid lock.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

We had a bag of cat food for our diabetic cat that had the Ziploc feature, and it is far and away the best bag-closing design there is. We ended up just dumping future foods into that bag. Cat has since passed, bag remains, an homage to her legacy.

doingthestuff , in Most American meme you've ever seen.

Yeah after 25 years of zero dentist visits I have my first toothache this week. I’ll never financially recover from this.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
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edit: added hhs link

True, many have to resort to the following, quick search resulted in this article:

Dental Health: How To Find Dental Schools and Dental Assistance Programs [Lora Dodge | April 21, 2022]

www.verywellhealth.com/free-dental-work-3975010


Where can I find low-cost dental care? [hhs.gov]

www.hhs.gov/answers/…/index.html

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Damn, I went 10 without going. Had to suddenly go because a molar started crumbling. 3 years, 4 crowns and 2 new fillings later, Im doing a bit better now…

Lucidlethargy ,

Oof, yeah… A cleaning and exam is $100-300 in the US. A root canal is $600-1600. Crowns are $1100-1700.

It’s worth it to hit up the dentist at least every few years… Ideally 1-2 times a year.

Insurance is bullshit, though. It’s a racket that’s evolved only to favor the insurance companies. My dentist literally told me this.

Get insurance if you know you’ve got bad teeth, or a problem, though!

Venator ,

A cocaine addition is possibly cheaper 😅😢

Spiralvortexisalie ,

The spot price for gold at the moment today 2024/3/4 is about $66 USD a gram. If anybody reading this is doing or has been doing drugs, remember if you are paying around 65 a gram (Average Cocaine and Heroin pricing) you are essentially throwing gold in the trash with every hit. I ask that those who think current drug policy is effective think of this fact, drugs are literally worth their weight in gold despite being illegal.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Are you suggesting investing in drugs?

Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

Sabata11792 , (edited )
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

For the love of god, don't let it get worse. Had to wait months and 2 rounds of antibiotics to get mine removed after it got infected.

Worse pain I experienced, it just never eases up till your medicated.

wise_pancake , in Lock those fucking chickens up!

That’s only a chicken to the state of Alabama if it is fertilized.

There is something that tickles me about calling the egg aisle the Alabama orphanage though (stolen from a post the other day)

Track_Shovel OP ,

If anyone needs me I’ll be wanking it in the egg aisle

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Glazed doughnuts ain’t got shit on this guy, look at him go!

wise_pancake ,

Uhhhhh Security!!

WarmSoda ,

Thank you. We need to keep people away while the aisle is fertilized.

Bocky ,

If you look at the center of the yolk, there is a white spot. No it’s not cum. But it does look like this particular egg was fertilized.

Source: I have a rooster in my flock and about 99% of all our eggs are fertilized. It makes no difference for eating the eggs. But if I incubate them or let the hens do it, they will hatch after 21 days

wise_pancake ,

That’s interesting, I had no idea

doingless ,

Commercial eggs aren’t fertilized. Most backyard chicken eggs aren’t fertilized. It’s mostly homestead farmer types with roosters around their hens that have fertilized eggs. And that white spot doesn’t mean anything.

poppy ,

A shocking amount of people do seem to think all chicken eggs could turn into chicks/are fertilized. On more than one occasion I’ve explained that your run-of-the mill carton of eggs at the grocery store is just chicken menstruation, not viable fertilized eggs.

undercrust , in please don't use the dash
RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

undercrust ,

Yeeaaahh buddy, do your thing!

blanketswithsmallpox ,

3==ε

A2A…

Plavatos ,

Insert “you should’ve tagged this NSFW” copypasta… Bus, furious, prevented, etc.

wargreymon2023 , in Too spicy for 196 apparently

My brain said no, my dick says yes

NotMelon ,

So its maybe?

FireRetardant ,

Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.

Lemmygizer ,

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

FartsWithAnAccent , in These are trying times
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

God damn, that is some tacky footwear.

ericisshort ,

I would be utterly shocked if it wasn’t.

TakiMinase ,

Gaudy Gremlin

wintermute_oregon ,

All politics aside. Those are some ugly shoes.

HikingVet , in Someone help me to understand this chart

Honestly, I’ve had the light green after taking a vitamin supplement that I did not need. You can get red by drinking a lot of beet juice (the juice in the jar of sliced beets), but if you haven’t done that red is very bad.

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Just eating beets for me. Always scares the hell out of me for a second the next day when I forget that I had them in something.

HikingVet ,

That’s the lowest amount that I have heard of for the effect.

BakerBagel ,
superduperenigma ,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

flicker ,

My old vitamin gave me neon orange pee first thing in the morning. Like, iodine color.

I take something else now and it does not do that anymore.

OtisRamflow ,

Urogesic blue, same kind of thing, but it turns blue.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

When I was in high school there was a kid who died of spinal meningitis. The school district distributed preventive medicine to all students. It turned my pee super orange. And from what I heard it turned guys’ pee red!

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Beets turn my poop green

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

are beets a PH indicator? do you have really basic or acidic poops?

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Some people can’t break down the pigment of beets.

FrostyCaveman , in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

You know how it goes, first people start saying the silly meme phrase “ironically”, then they can’t stop themselves saying it, then it becomes awkwardly unironic, and then it gets embedded in the lexicon and Miriam-Webster adds it to the dictionary

2060 is going to be lit fam AHEM I mean it’s going to be funny

WoahWoah ,

Yeah, language changes.

Crazy, right? It’s cool though.

That second sentence would be nearly unintelligible 80 years ago.

slackassassin ,

Not to discredit your point, but 80 years ago was 1944, and everybody then would know what you mean by that 2nd sentence.

Cool goes back to Shakespeare and beyond. But it was also popular in the American vernacular in the 1930s.

WoahWoah ,

“Cool” was hardly the only thing modern vernacular about that sentence. It’s use 80 years ago would not have the same meaning now, and in the syntax of the sentence would seem odd, much like the OP’s usage of contemporary slang.

Believe it or not, just because a word has previously been used as slang doesn’t mean the meaning hasn’t shifted through time. See: “low-key.”

slackassassin ,

Sure, the point is that 80 years isn’t that long ago. And your example still wouldn’t be so obscure as to be unintelligible at that time, regardles. Believe it or not.

WoahWoah , (edited )

I hear what you’re saying, but my original point was that even in 80 years, accepted syntax, vernacular usage, and general language construction can change quite a bit, so the OP post isn’t that odd. It’s still “intelligible,” and, indeed, language does change. Quite often, in fact.

When I said “nearly unintelligible,” I meant it hyperbolicly to accentuate the fact that the modern language being highlighted by the OP is, similarly, not unintelligible. They are just examples of relatively new language use.

I was highlighting the second sentence due to its modern syntax and the ways many of the words have grown to encompass broader meanings.

Believe it or not, it didn’t even occur to me that “cool” was a slang word that might have shifted in the last 80 years, it’s so deeply embedded in my own idiomatic language that I was using it in that sentence as the word with historical stability in the sentence.

Though, now that I’ve looked into the etymology, the usage in that sentence would also be a bit odd 80 years ago.

slackassassin ,

Word.

A7thStone ,

fr fr

AFC1886VCC ,

France France

Rodeo ,

Fresh fresh

sverit ,

I am guilty af here, fr.

shitwolves ,

Merriam-Webster’s been adding stuff to the dictionary long before it’s even really embedded in the lexicon lately. Probably trying to stay relevant.

FrostyCaveman ,

fr fr ive thought that too over the past few years

Although that said I just tried to find some examples to justify that sentiment… and all their newly minted words seem legit to me. Maybe I’m just a silly outdated millennial now

Stalinwolf , in are you sure?
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I love seeing how this crusty bastard devolves over time. I don’t know that anyone can make him look any worse at this point.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

There was an even worse version but it was pretty gory like actually fucking horrible

farfarawaay ,

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

his eyes are still pretty decent

sincle354 ,

His forehead constitutes 50% of his face but is relatively clean. We need more scabbed over zits.

fossilesque ,
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Wojack Rickety Cricket

Graz , in Piers Morgan gets owned

When they sacked Clarkson for hitting a producer, I was like: But he also punched Morgan, shouldn’t he, like, get one free for that?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He called him a “lazy Irish cunt” when he punched the producer for not being able to magically produce a restaurant quality steak at midnight.

Idk if you know anything about old gammon pricks, but that wasn’t a simple observation that the guy was Irish.

stoicmaverick ,

When did he punch Morgan? I missed that one.

frezik ,

I am amused by the fact that Piers Morgan is so daft that he manages to piss off a guy who fellates his car and bike loving commie hippies.

neonred , in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Hm, just a moment, I’ll put my telephone handset into the acoustic coupler real quick so I can post my contact on the bbs

768 ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=usWfJ0EJLB0&t=949

It’s a personal portable transportable cellular telephone.

Anarki_ ,

Yeess, Kung Fury!

c10l ,

Careful you might get hacked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3yUSRom2CM

AnonWyo ,

Would you like to play a game?

YoBuckStopsHere , in And this is why I no longer have cable.
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

Cable shifted to low information viewers across the board decades ago. Dumb people watch commercials I guess.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They’re making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There’s really only one solution left, matey.

YoBuckStopsHere ,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That doesn’t stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.

aard ,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.

Kecessa ,

There’s a skip button and at least it’s for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Paramount+ doesn’t have a skip button, but I already gave them up.

Smeagol666 ,

Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I’m currently watching.

TheHolyChecksum ,

Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?

vexikron ,

No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

We are the piiiiirates

Who dont do anything

We just staaaay here

And lie around

Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

LetThereBeR0ck ,

Look, I’m just asking you to do anything

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

And I’m just telling you, we don’t do anything

WordBox ,

And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

vexikron ,

Fine.

bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

dingus ,

Kinky

vexikron ,

I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.

Potatisen ,

Spastic

Dethedrus ,

This chair be high, says I!

hydrospanner ,

All the people watch commercials, but it wouldn’t surprise me if there was a correlation between the kind of person that can watch stupid reality shows for hours on end and the kind of person who watches those ads and it actually translates into them spending money on the things in the ads.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Probably so. I don’t know if home shopping channels are still on the air, but there were people who watched those religiously. I remember when TV switched over to digital broadcast, there was a big to-do in the town I lived in because a bunch of people watched a low-power broadcast station that broadcast a home shopping channel 24/7 and they wouldn’t be able to watch it anymore since it couldn’t afford the upgrade.

lowleveldata , in Discord rule

Ridiculous! We should protest this by making Lemmy posts for announcing masturbations

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Yes annocement #1: im now mastrobating

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

omg, pls! why??? im in bed trying to get sleepy so i can go to work with decent rest tomorrow, but instead, im in bed lmao because you guys want to start a ridiculous movement 😆

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I was on the nyc subway when this happened. I was chilling browsing the Web when one my homies hit me up on discord and sent me a gif of a big musslely black man doing the thugshaker I then began to start furiously mastrobating to the picture of the big mussley blackman doing the thugshaker people started looking at me and saying things such as omg and stop it I then in a haste dropped my phone and one by one all the other men in the train started to furiously mastrobate too. My peenis was but a little stub at this point.by the end the entire train was filled with mastrobating men all hovered over one phone playing a gif of a man doing the thugshaker. Be warned @I’m back on my bs you may suffer the same fate to if your not careful

BackOnMyBS ,
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suffer?

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