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todd_bonzalez , in Damn right
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PopcornPrincess , in rizztastic

I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

Kusimulkku ,

They definitely knew

WeirdGoesPro , in rizztastic
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I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?

pkmkdz , in The more you know

If your honk runs out, you’re irresponsible honk owner

originalucifer , in Be it ever so humble…
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i hope they kept the pizza oven. that would be kinda nice

solsangraal ,

i’d live in there just for the kitchen

OutlierBlue ,

I’d live there for the row of urinals in the men’s room.

ynazuma ,

I’d live there just for the row of men in the urinals

JudahBenHur ,

please dont bring this shitty kind of thread joke to lemmy from reddit

dastechniker ,

he doesn’t want the hot men in the urinals

MentalEdge ,
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It’s the fun police! Run!

loaExMachina ,

Karma police, arrest this man!

yhvr ,

What’s Reddit?

Aurenkin ,

I’d live in Reddit just for the row of shitty thread jokes like this.

TropicalDingdong ,

Just out here to marsh people mellows huh?

AnUnusualRelic ,
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They had ovens? Not tunnels?

niktemadur , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Aquitania?

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Oh, so right-wing men with the right genes are the chad and everyone else is the soyjak.

Truly an “interesting observation,” thanks Elon.

Diplomjodler3 ,

And by “right genes” they mean “my Daddy is rich” of course.

ChicoSuave ,

I think he’s also including racists and other misanthropes.

Blue_Morpho ,

It claims Chads and Autistics are the master race.

riodoro1 , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

thesohoriots ,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

cheddar ,
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We post greentexts and laugh, he posts this and says “interesting observation”.

ZILtoid1991 ,

He retweeted it from a page. Be noted those are both very right wing and very gatekeepy about autism (if they’re really autistic and not just some weirdo claiming to be such).

Anyolduser , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

unexposedhazard ,

I mean its an interesting subject so why not? The whole “what would the tribe think” thing is definitely real. But where they went wrong is thinking that this is a bad thing. Its literally the only reason humanity has survived so long. Without some sort of consensus there is no cooperation and no tribe.

The issue of “bruteforceability” stems from the fact that too many people are terminally online. In fact Musk is the prime example of someone that has fallen victim to this.

Anyolduser ,

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

unexposedhazard ,

Guess you will have to bear the pain of people being allowed to comment whatever they want. I hope you survive.

Anyolduser ,

That’s a funny way to spell “watch dipshits take a joke seriously”.

unexposedhazard ,

Unless the post is fake, there hasnt actually been any joke made at all… Its just a screenshot of (one of?) the richest people on earth agreeing with brainrot.

Rolando ,

I’m just waiting to see what everyone else says before deciding what to think.

unexposedhazard ,

Woman or low-T man spotted :o (excuse the trans exclusion for the sake of the joke)

Funny shit tho. Shitposters really dont like when people shitpost under their posts.

krashmo ,

No, no, you’re not supposed to post under the shitpost. Or was it post shit under the shitpost… Maybe it was shit on the porch? Shit, I don’t know. This is too complicated for my low-T brain to handle

idiomaddict ,

Trans women are women and trans men have high T, it’s not necessarily transphobic, just ten other kinds of bigotry

basketugly ,

Good for you to admit that it is true.

crawancon ,

interesting observation

Chev , in Those poor plants

Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

MadBigote ,

But it tastes better

BruceTwarzen ,

Then raise a cow and kill it.

BigDanishGuy ,

Can’t, don’t really have the space for it, but you want to see my chickens and my ducks? Heck, you can have a picture of my dog, but I ain’t eating that.

ulterno ,
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but I ain’t eating that

Why not :P

VelvetStorm ,

Well, now I’m just disappointed that that’s just a vegan anti meat page.

Honytawk ,

Yeah, I was looking for recipes as well

ulterno , (edited )
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I was more disappointed by the inconsistency of their claims.

On the front page, they said that, they gave their livestock the highest quality feed and kept them happy in an open environment.
Upon reading further, they changed their tone to keeping them in small cages, followed with stuff like, “don’t worry, you won’t taste it”.

They, as a company, lost credibility. Definitely not buying from them.

Anti Commercial-AI license

postmateDumbass ,

So the choice is meat or division of labor?

MadBigote ,

I don’t have the space for it, though I’d really like to have a little farm of my own.

chetradley ,

I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”

Crikeste ,

I’m sure there’s poison that tastes good. Go eat that, Mr. Bigot.

Donebrach ,
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The cow meat is already there, in the store. Individual choices do not affect the climate. It is disrespectful to not consume it.

Chev ,

demand and supply are a thing

peopleproblems , in Maybe this is better for everyone

Isn’t it a rule if they stop acting superior they lose their vegan card and superpowers?

Quik , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

can , (edited )

I have some bad yet unsurprising news.

Edit: screenshot for anyone who doesn’t have an alt front-end set up.

polygon6121 ,

Wtf

Diplomjodler3 ,

He always finds new depths to sink to.

DocMcStuffin ,
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Just like the OceanGate Titan.

FlyingSquid ,
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Sadly not since he hasn’t been crushed to death.

someguy3 ,

For anyone that doesn’t want to give more to xitter, musk did indeed xerox it.

can ,

I checked on Sqawker but it does unfortunately still require an account. I had a dead one from an old project though so it works for me.

NutWrench , in Ballaholic I'm guessing
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“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”

Well, meatballs, obviously.

MystikIncarnate ,

Six of them.

AngryCommieKender ,

He knew his wife “wasn’t gonna be hungry,” and would “share,” his meatballs. The man just needed to get full first, so he wasn’t starving after.

Huschke , in You almost had it! You almost had it!

I just tried it out with chat gpt and after me trying to explain the error, the responses got really condescending until I had an idea. I told it to covert the m’s to uppercase and try again.

You should definitely try it out yourself. It was a wild ride.

werefreeatlast OP ,
AsudoxDev ,
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Notice the 2 asterisks

Routhinator , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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TIL France and Spain have a taint.

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