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buycurious , in Yuuup

Safe for the rest of your life…

buycurious , in What a romantic jester

10/10 pun in title

Mr_Buscemi , in First step after creating my lemmy account
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Blocking the porn communities has been like playing whack-a-mole lol. More keep showing up each day and I keep thinking I found the last version of a specific kink but then I find a new version of AI generated porn.

rockerface , in My agent won’t be happy about this.
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So what, arranged marriage is pre-order?

torafugu , in avg discord e-sex haver
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It takes 183,563,965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs.
I did the calculations myself.

Misconduct , in How did crocs come back?

Are you in highschool? Why on earth do you care what shoes other people put on their feet?

eestileib ,

Smelly feet on a cubemate is not a good time.

HereticHydra , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

That is probably my fault, I’m cursed and the moment I ever join any organization or community, something invariably always happens.

CurlyMoustache ,
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You should join as many terrorist organisations as you can

HereticHydra ,

Bruh…did you just tell me to become a terrorist?

propaganja ,

Please join both political parties.

HereticHydra ,

There are more than two political parties, ill fuck em all up!

B3_CHAD , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Buh…But I like it here. No toxicity and genuine discussions. Also fuck u/spez.

IverCoder , in Rice is the best
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Based and Southeast Asia-pilled

pornhubfan , in I get bored online way easier now that I've cut out reddit

also the porn is just not the same

CYCLR ,

Your username suggests you already have a favorite platform for that

Oka , in I get bored online way easier now that I've cut out reddit

Relatable. I was relieved I wouldn’t be doomscrolling anymore. Then i found Lemmy, which works as a doomscroll sometimes, ut also goes down or goes slow randomly, forcing me to do something else.

I’ve found that I’m also browsing (old-school) forums now to fill the time.

Lemmylefty ,
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The slowness is healthier, in a way. I’m reading a lot more articles than I did on Reddit, and I’m no longer a lurker.

With apps like Voyager and Memmy I’m cautiously optimistic, a few hiccups with instances going down notwithstanding.

JackbyDev , in Mild cases of death

Mild cases of death???

ickplant OP ,
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As in, they are not too serious.

Chailles ,
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Yes, such that they’ll bounce back given a few days, weeks, months, years tops.

1stTime4MeInMCU , in avg discord e-sex haver

Idk if op is just trolling but it’s not about sex lol. For those that don’t get it it’s referring to eating chicken eggs which are usually unfertilized so similar in basic lifecycle to a human period.

Edit: apparently this person just a freak lol

euphoria OP ,
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no its about human period, id know bc its a dm from my friend lol

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

I retract then. Ewwww

Mercival ,

Birds do not have periods. Most mammals don’t either for that matter. Pretty much only primates, bats and like 4 other mammalian species menstruate.

son_named_bort , in Great. I'm a mouse.

Who Googles high school classmates? I just stalk them on Facebook.

Pixlbabble , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

Short it now!!

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