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creditCrazy , (edited ) in Oh jeez
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As an American I don’t think America would want to bomb my country to oblivion /s Edit: did not realize I need a /s so much

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

for now

zaph ,

Maybe not the whole country but we’ve taken out cities.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

And entire neighborhoods, but it’s totally okay because those were “poor” (aka majority black/Hispanic)

The cops investigated themselves, so we know it was a legitimate bombing and not some kind of hate crime disguised as excessive force.

Here’s the ------> /s <------- since I know some people who unironically believe things like this.

saltesc ,

Operation Rolling Thunder. Had some agent orange and napalm sprinkled on top too.

pyre ,

that’s because they don’t need to; you already have the congress and the supreme court for that.

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what handguns and assault rifles are for!

makingStuffForFun ,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot of people believe that’s what 9/11 was.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
EtzBetz ,

Tell that Trump. Maybe not with bombs, but there are other methods.

blindbunny ,

You realize America has bombed itself multiple times as well right?

MotoAsh ,

Uhhhh… you DO realize Republicans have been screeching about a new civil war for years, right?

There is a HUGE portion of this country that would ABSOLUTELY bomb their neighbors if they could get away with it. A civil war might not destroy everything, but that’s only happening to the Palestinians. The US is too big to repeat that travesty.

HK65 ,

You don’t want to know where the first bombing mission the US military took place then.

Wes4Humanity ,

That’s exactly what they want you to think! Muahhahah

Seriously though… It’s not REALLY the US that’s doing these things… It’s the global oligarchy… They just use American soldiers because we were the only ones left with any after WW2 and it stuck. The oligarchy has no allegiance to any country or people and would absolutely bomb the shit out of America if it profited them.

drathvedro ,

[Citation needed]

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

My citation is I’m making a sarcastic joke

Valmond ,

Wait til you find oil there 😋

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,
  • stares at California and Texas *

…nah.

Sotuanduso , in correct

That’s right.

andrew_bidlaw , in don't forget to do a little crime before going to bed 😺
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The only crime I can do is speeding towards the napland.

Phoeniqz , in correct
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“Stay on your path and you’ll be alone for the rest of your life” is what this tells me

Obi , in Allow me to rock your perceptions
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Once again the Russians are keeping their secrets…

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Waveform ,

At least they provided this tidbit:

Engineers also discovered, as they plowed past the first 14,800 feet (4,511 meters), that the rock had much more porosity and permeability. That, paired with the extremely high temperatures, made the rock behave more like a plastic than a solid, rendering drilling virtually impossible.

…howstuffworks.com/…/kola-superdeep-borehole.htm#…

Plastic Earth confirmed.

Lifebandit666 , in correct

Follow the Left Hand Path

PenisDuckCuck9001 , in Allow me to rock your perceptions

I know a guy that dug a 28 foot hole. The feds got involved but couldn’t find anything actually to charge him for since it was only 28ft deep. That hole is still there.

Gerudo , in unsee this

Luffy?

abbadon420 , in correct

It looks like a thong with ants on it.

originalfrozenbanana , in jd vance

Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Makeup and makeup companies promote unhealthy beauty standards and are responsible for a disproportionate amount of microplastics. No one should wear makeup

originalfrozenbanana ,

I used to think that and tell my wife that. She told me she wears makeup to feel all sorts of things: strong, assertive, sexy, dignified, powerful, invisible, whatever. Who am I to tell her she shouldn’t use eyeliner to feel strong when she’s got a big meeting at work? If you like makeup live your life

PP_BOY_ ,
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Sounds like smokers who say that cigarettes calm them down.

Smoking doesn’t relieve anxiety, not smoking creates it. Same thing applies for people who say they feel unattractive w/o cosmetics.

Outside of something like art performances, there’s no reason for anyone to ever wear makeup

captainlezbian ,

As someone who militantly refuses to wear it to work, I appreciate it as an artistic and stylistic choice. It’s never a tool to hide my face or imperfections but rather to express myself at times. And yes sometimes it makes me feel powerful, much in the same way a dress cut just right for my body makes me feel powerful or wearing steel toe boots into a business meeting makes me feel powerful.

The problem is the expectation of it. If you can’t treat people with respect whether or not we wear it that’s on you.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I only use all natural whale oil makeup I’m not complicit

BestBouclettes ,

People have been wearing and using make-up well before capitalism and make-up companies were even a thought in people’s brains. It’s just a thing humans do, and that’s okay.

HowManyNimons ,

Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

Korne127 ,
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That’s… not how any of this works. With that logic, any gay person can just say “yo, you can be homophobic, I consent”.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

As a gay person, I disagree

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

…okay? If you’re alone with other people, you can tell them that you’re fine with them being homophobic. But in a public space, you’re not the only gay person, and just because it’s okay for you doesn’t mean it’s okay for everyone, so you can’t just say that it’s okay.

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Look again at the community you’re in 😂

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I kinda hate the types of comments that you replied to. “As an x-person, you can make fun of this person for doing x thing.” That’s a really bad precedent to set, kinda like black people having blanket “n-word passes” to give out to white people

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Even if it doesn’t hurt you, you’re not the only person existing. And it can hurt other people in the same minority, you don’t just get to say that it’s fine for everyone.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Sigh…

Seconded

originalfrozenbanana ,

Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

NONE

xavier666 ,

I heard there was a glove involved in the incident

HowManyNimons ,

I heard he was in a Roche Bobois carpark when it allegedly didn’t happen.

PP_BOY_ ,
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There’s plenty of furniture I’d fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma

HowManyNimons ,

Sigh…

*unzips

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Love the designers name: Kateřina Handlová

solsangraal ,

it’s not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it’s the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

republicans aren’t saying anything because they’re too busy racisting his non-white wife

originalfrozenbanana ,

Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

TexasDrunk ,

Can I make fun of him for how poorly he’s wearing it? Honestly, he ain’t wearing it. It’s wearing him.

tiefling ,

It’s the most basic eyeliner. Doesn’t even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.

TexasDrunk ,

He ain’t got the confidence to rock it like a real man.

Fedizen , (edited )

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a “makeup wearing soyboy” and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

Maggoty ,

Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I’m absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

originalfrozenbanana ,

I agree he’s a piece of shit, so why not make fun of the things he’s a piece of shit for and not “lol he’s a BOY who wears MAKEUP and is mean to other BOYS who wear MAKEUP!” It’s a bad look for a group of people who don’t want to be, you know, bigots.

Maggoty ,

Okay but that’s pretty reductionist.

originalfrozenbanana ,

What? It’s LESS reductionist than just criticizing the makeup wearing alone

Maggoty ,

He’s not a schoolyard bully.

thorbot ,

Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

originalfrozenbanana ,

Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of. Why are you mad that you don’t get to be a bigot even when the target of your bigotry is a piece of shit?

thorbot ,

You sure do love the smell of your own farts

originalfrozenbanana ,

Cool

Napain OP ,

i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

originalfrozenbanana ,

Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.

modeler ,

It is terribly sad - they must live in a world of hurt.

However so many of these people actively try to hurt LGBTQ+ and trans people by inciting hate and changing laws to harm the non-straight. In particular they have been preaching that being gay/trans equates to being a child molester. This is horrific and needs to stop. Exposing the hypocrisy is essential to reducing the harm they are inflicting to real people right now

originalfrozenbanana ,

Fine, then mock them for being hypocrites. So much of the criticism is shit like the Grindr search volume in Milwaukee. What’s the joke - a bunch of gay people came to Milwaukee? They can’t be out? They aren’t who you’d think you were? It’s not funny if you apply it to some other group. It wouldn’t be funny if Republicans made the same comment about the DNC convention.

If you want to mock someone for being a hypocrite, mock them for being a hypocrite. JD Vance sucks in part because he’s a hypocrite, because he wears makeup while criticizing people who don’t adhere to gender norms. To just criticize the makeup alone is not good enough to expose the hypocrisy.

razorwiregoatlick ,
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Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”

Mediocre_Bard ,

He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

And if he did fuck a couch, that’s 100% okay. No kink shaming either.

FartsWithAnAccent , in unsee this
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It's that kid from One Piece!

zcd , in jd vance

With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

Track_Shovel , (edited )

I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like this. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

Maggoty ,

Wait are you telling me he didn’t fuck a couch?

Track_Shovel ,
GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

“five years” what happened 6 years ago?

Track_Shovel ,

Couch fifi

Blackmist ,
Maggoty ,

Oh well there you go he definitely didn’t have sex with a couch. He says he didn’t do it so that’s all folks.

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

The first thing my brain grabbed onto is the fact they specified that he hasn’t ever fucked a couch to completion. I’m not a lawyer, but have been told I’d be a good one, but that’s some straight up lawyer-speak right there. Why are you specifying that he hasn’t fucked a couch to completion? Does this mean he has fucked a couch, but he didn’t achieve orgasm?

The next big one was “gieven” and the other misspelled word (I’m on mobile and can’t get the pic back up). Like, this is supposed to be an official statement from the Republican candidates for POTUS and VPOTUS? And you couldn’t have your aid spell check the word “given?” Like, you’re being accused of being sexually attracted to furniture as a VP candidate, and you can’t be bothered to spell check a 5-letter word?

And what’s with the last bullet about jello and other stuff??? Like, are you trying to get ahead of wherever accusations of couch-fucking lead? My brain stopped at couch fucking, but with that last bullet, now I’m thinking he fucks/fucked jello and fruit and shit. Why would you even bring that up?

If this is real, and I’m assuming it is, just… Wow.

PP_BOY_ , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You need one (1) razor and that’s a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer my Rockwell SS 6S with sharks

ProIsh ,

I prefer my sharks with lazer beams

popekingjoe ,
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All we have are sea bass.

KnightontheSun ,

Ill-tempered?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yes very!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Sharks are good too but I can’t find them local anymore and I’ll be fucked to put a whole online order for a pack of blades

CoffeeJunkie ,

Nah it’s great, just eBay search for Shark double edge razor blades. There’s plenty for everyone!

ruckblack ,

That’s what I use too, with feathers

minibyte ,

I’m running an old Gillette with Super Max Platinum blades – they work well enough. I got a 500 pack on ebay for $20 so I guess I’m set for life.

Hikermick ,

I’ve been looking to eliminate disposable plastic razors but yikes those prices are steep! Are they permanently sharp or something? There is zero info on their website unless I’m missing something

CaptDust ,

It’s a fancy handle (admittedly, very fancy) for safety razor blades or double edge blades. The blades themselves are generic/interchangeable and a lot cheaper.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was mainly a joke. Just thinking of the most expensive, esoteric, unattainable maker I could think of from back in my r/wetshaving days. Safety razors are the best way to shave, but just about anything will do great

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

Hikermick ,

Thank you

Mnem667 ,

Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

TunaCowboy , in jd vance

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.

Good4Nuthin , in jd vance

romulan.

NRay7882 ,

I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it’s a catgirl.

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