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JoYo , in Oh jeez
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And you’ll pay top dollar to watch it on opening weekend.

saltesc , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

This is where a bunch of American Lemmintons get confused because they’ve misunderstood what liberalism is all along, thanks to their media telling them anti-woke conservatives are “libs”.

andrew_bidlaw , in Oh jeez
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On the other hand, it’s the safest and the most relateable way to bring it to the table.

sunzu , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

fake news... real men use safety razors.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Alpha males wait until they develop rust for that real manly rugged shave.

sunzu ,

no pain, no gain

EleventhHour ,
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GBU_28 ,

Bluebird razor is liiiife

sunzu ,

This here is a man proper, ladies!

EleventhHour ,
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Ahem, gentlemen ;)

sunzu ,

Get it boys!!!!

Skullgrid ,
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Fellas, is it gay to shave? /s

Comment105 ,

It literally is. A good straight Christian man does not cut his beard.

PP_BOY_ ,
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ID on the bowl?

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Mug and razor handle are both Edwin Jagger.

BreadOven ,

100 blades for $20, yes please.

EleventhHour , (edited )
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I spent $100 for 100 5-packs about 10 years ago, and I still have about 25 packs left. Although, I did go through long periods where I had a beard for a several years.

BreadOven ,

Sorry, I just made a quick exaggeration of the price. I just got 10 for about $15 a month or so ago. That was the only pack I could find at the drug store. The previous one was a 100 pack, but it was probably more than $20.

Regardless, much better than the new 5-blade heads. They’re expensive.

EleventhHour ,
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Sorry, I edited a little typo there. But yeah, those cartridge blades are outrageously expensive. Safety blades are super duper cheap.

Track_Shovel ,

Those are solid. I found Voskhod razors E X T R E M E L Y consistent between blades and comparably as smooth as platinum, nacets, silver blue.

I cut the shit out of my face with just about everything else I tried.

If anyone reading this is new to shaving, I would recommend Gillette as a good starting point and then try other brands. Don’t get a variety pack, because you get a bunch of shit blades.

I use Creamo shave cream and like it. It’s cheap as fuck, and nice and thick. You can control how thick with how much water you use. I found other creams get pretty watery pretty quickly

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I like Proraso shave cream myself

peopleproblems ,

Every other form of shaving is torture.

Like I really didn’t believe the hype until I got one. I was scared at first of nicking myself, but I haven’t done it once in the two years I’ve used it

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

sunzu ,

Go on!

rand_alpha19 ,

Yeah, I'm trying to get my wife to switch because she always complains about a less-than-smooth shave and ingrown hairs with "normal" razors, both legs and bush lol. I haven't shaved since like 2014 (I only use an electric trimmer), but if I did shave, it would be with a safety razor.

T00l_shed , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Please tell me this is satire.

ceenote ,

Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I’ve heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods… I don’t remember what any of them are called because that’s not a good use of brain space.

Gullible ,

What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Black Rifle coffee, I’m assuming. The American coffee with guns on the cans.

blindbunny ,

Kyle rittenhouse’s coffee of choice!

Asidonhopo ,

I actually bought a bag of their beans after they publically distanced themselves from him. It wasn’t bad I guess, nothing spectacular. Although I’m giving up coffee slowly, probably wont buy another bag.

T00l_shed ,

Caffienated coffee should be woke 😂

CoffeeJunkie ,

Starbucks goes pretty left. Shops generally speaking idk i think you’re right…now the roasters, the bean brokers, the plantations…I’ve seen bits of left ideology here & there. The main thing I care about is: can you make a good bean? Does it taste good? There was one bean out of Africa, had all this FairTrade feel-good stuff behind it. Tasted a cup of the brew & I’m like…pack it up, boys. This isn’t even good coffee. ¯(°_o)/¯

Gullible ,

Starbucks is the poster boy for saying one thing and doing another. Their marketing and damage control cost less than accepting employee demands.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Oh idk about all of that. I don’t go to Char bucks unless I have to. I do know this: holy shit they have some good benefits for their employees. I think they pay well for schooling, and I know for a fact a young man quit his job at a lumberyard to become a Starbucks barista. Why? Among other things, to get good healthcare for his entire fucking family. By being a Starbucks barista!

…it doesn’t really make sense to me, either, but he did what he had to do & seemed generally happy with the arrangement.

T00l_shed ,

I knew it wasn’t. But I was holding out for the tiniest sliver of hope.

usualsuspect191 ,

anti woke coffee

Decaf?

MonkderVierte ,

Extra slave labor.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Buh dum tssss

niktemadur ,

anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

I’m gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they’re both produced by the same company, I’ll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

That’s all bullshit, I’d never do that because I’m not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

brbposting ,

LOL monster

profitable monster… the most cunning ones are

Cryophilia ,

I’d never do that because it sounds like a lot of work and you’d probably just get bought out or run out of business by Colgate or the other big companies.

Facebones ,

So, what happened is Harry’s Razors used to run ads on the Daily Wire, then pulled them because… They’re the daily wire, basically. The guy who owns the daily wire took it personally and launched Jeremy’s razors to stick it to em.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s definitely satire, have a look at their ads. It’s just a giant pisstake.

essell , in Oh jeez

Originally a Frankie Boyle joke?

Muscle_Meteor ,

Yep, the wording here is slightly different (worse)

db2 , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Liberal corporate culture 🤯

CaptDust ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

xtr0n ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

Perforative rainbow washing? 95% of those companies still donate to GOP candidates that fight gay and trans rights every step of the way.

CaptDust ,

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  • xtr0n ,

    Oh. Doy. I completely missed that you were joking. Today is not my sharpest day.

    TrickDacy , (edited ) in Oh jeez

    So should we not make films that show how fucked up specific wars are?

    I think it’s probably pretty rare that the military leaders who executed the war operations also make the movies about them…

    Krono ,

    It would be better to have war crimes trials to show how fucked up specific wars are.

    Being able to make movies showcasing your past crimes is not a sign of a healthy society…

    TrickDacy ,

    Again, this is not the government typically making these movies. It’s artists which are horrified by war.

    orcrist ,

    Who is “we” and what are “our” goals? Those definitions will answer your question quickly enough.

    All movies that glorify military violence should be treated cautiously even if the overall message is anti-war. Take Apocalypse Now. What will some people remember? The helicopters, Wagner, napalm in the morning. That’s not saying there’s no value in such movies, though.

    TrickDacy ,

    We: filmmakers

    Their goals: shine a light on how fucked war is. I cannot actually remember watching a war movie that didn’t make me deeply saddened by the brutality. Apocalypse now is a perfect example.

    noxy , in unsee this
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    I’ve definitely seen worse feet

    riodoro1 ,

    This. Any random picture on here with a foot in blurry background would make me almost puke. This ain’t too bad

    boatsnhos931 , in Oh jeez

    You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

    Ioughttamow , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

    MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , in jd vance

    Maybe it’s Art Van

    MajinBlayze , in Let’s go rustle some jimmies!

    Consider my jimmies rustled

    Rolando , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
    Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
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    That’s not a razor.

    THIS is a razor.

    BreadOven ,

    You call that a spoon?

    This is a spoon! 🥄

    h0rnman ,

    I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

    BreadOven ,
    Ilovethebomb ,

    What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

    Rolando ,

    And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

    Sam_Bass , in unsee this

    Damn and i thought my toes were splayed

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