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Chocrates , in Virginia is shrinking!

Well the last one they did to themselves

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, I’m just saying eventually, all that will be left of Virginia will be the Delmarva peninsula and then Maryland will claim it.

gedaliyah ,
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Woah, I never realized Virginia had a detached peninsula like Michigan

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s imaginatively called “The Eastern Shore of Virginia.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Shore_of_Virginia

son_named_bort ,

Delaware is going to take over the whole peninsula with Joe Biden leading the way. It’s all part of his evil scheme to have Delaware take over the entire Mid-Atlantic region.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Listen, Jack. No foolin’. We take over the peninsula and the trains will be great.”

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

No one wants West Virginia

jballs ,
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It’s easy to shit on West Virginia now, but at least they were formed by splitting from Virginia in favor of abolishing slavery. That’s pretty cool in my book.

TommySalami ,

West by God Virginia. I spent a lot of time there reminding people we fought for the north.

dethedrus ,

You mean the birthplace of the labor movement where the US government used artillery on stinking miners?

The current government sucks, but the history has some truly glorious and revolutionary moments.

vistencluse , in A legend has left us

I don’t know if it’s just because it’s cropped but I love how the context doesn’t even clarify that he isn’t actually dead lol

Schmuppes ,

That’s the joke.

slurpeesoforion ,

He’s not physically dead.

Honytawk ,

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

snekerpimp , in Virginia is shrinking!

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

gedaliyah , in A legend has left us
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Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

FlyingSquid , in A legend has left us
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Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

peopleproblems ,

Flying Squid doing the Lord’s Work again

RacoonVegetable , in Virginia is shrinking!

Good

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You say good, but that could mean North Carolina will get bigger!

RacoonVegetable ,

As long as Ohio is not expanding

archonet ,

Have I got bad news for you about Trump’s VP, then

Ohio has breached containment.

ZagamTheVile ,

Maryland stands behind this opinion.

ulph , in A legend has left us

You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.

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  • thisbenzingring ,

    Mother fuckin pigs!

    Freefall ,
    RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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    If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷

    funkless_eck ,

    In context, it’s a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he’s alive.

    ulph ,

    It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.

    PapaStevesy ,

    Then you should have made it an actual response to those comments.

    ulph ,

    There were too many.

    ikidd ,
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    The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.

    samus12345 ,
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    You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.

    ulph ,

    Different sides of the same apple.

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    ulph ,

    Nice painting.

    samus12345 ,
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    The spelling errors drive me nuts, though.

    I’d like to see people like you vociferously condemning the instigators of hate as much as you always seem to the people who push back at them.

    Agrivar ,

    What makes you think those people and ol’ ulph here are in different groups?

    SkyeStarfall ,

    They want me dead so, I’m just giving them the same courtesy

    ulph ,

    Then you’re no better than them I guess 🤷‍♂️

    Zoomboingding ,
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    “I have killed 50 people in my basement”

    “I think that guy is irredeemable and should be put to death”

    You: these people are the same

    ulph ,

    Try again.

    Freefall ,

    no no, he got it in one.

    ulph ,

    Not really, no.

    MajinBlayze ,

    Yes really, yes

    Perfide ,

    Explain how they didn’t, then.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    Yep, they did

    abbiistabbii ,
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    Ok ok ok, I’m going to lay this out for you.

    Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.

    His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn’t a case of “his opinion”, his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.

    Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.

    BluJay320 ,
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    Don’t care, didn’t ask

    Plus, you’re a dipshit

    ulph ,

    I hit a nerve it seems.

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  • ulph ,

    Whatever you say boss 🫡

    DoucheBagMcSwag ,

    Paradox of tolerance mothefucker.

    Look it up

    ulph ,

    It’s a paradox alright. Are you supposed to be one of the tolerant? Can’t tell.

    DoucheBagMcSwag , (edited )

    Tolerance is the norm Only if everyone else is. Didn’t you fucking read it

    WamGams ,

    Tolerance is a social contract. People who practice intolerance are not owed anything.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    That’s the whole point of the paradox. Tolerance requires being intolerant to those who are intolerant. If someone won’t be tolerant of gay people, you shouldn’t be tolerant of them.

    To put it more simply, tolerance is a two way street. If you aren’t tolerant of someone, then you shouldn’t be surprised when they and their loved ones are intolerant of you. If you’re going to hate gay people, don’t expect gay people and those who support gay people to like you.

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

    abbadon420 ,

    It seems like this community isn’t as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.

    vk6flab , in Teste
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    Which one, Left or Right?

    PixeIOrange , in Thank You!
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    Oh no!

    Armand1 , in How do they do the blood test?

    Yo! It’s a The Thing (1982) reference!

    lugal , in Virginia is shrinking!
    Klear , in How do they do the blood test?

    Here’s the thing…

    malfisya , in A legend has left us

    Glorious community added context

    scytale , (edited ) in Thank You!

    I have a mouse pad with this exact text.

    random_character_a , in How do they do the blood test?
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    Beakerpilar

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