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Aermis , in Boy meat

We have this bologna in our fridge at all times. It’s the best. Fry it with some eggs. Kids love it. Never even thought about how odd the packaging looks lol

rockmeat , in Teste

Sorry, did you mean “testicles”?

ummthatguy , in How do they do the blood test?
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abbiistabbii , in Virginia is shrinking!
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Make it smaller. Make it the size of Wales.

deadbeef79000 ,

What is this? A Virginia for ants?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Dumpsters
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@bascule 🔗 mas.to/users/bascule/statuses/112793660647233531

Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there’s some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters

ummthatguy , in Speed
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The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Haha, I almost titled the post this! I wasn’t sure if enough people would get the reference.

JoShmoe ,

You were that close to becoming the Simpson Maneuver.

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thefluffiest , in Dumpsters

What do you mean, ‘confusing’?

dditty ,
Kusimulkku ,

Who is doing this speculation?

agamemnonymous ,
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Cybertrucks are not dumpsters. Dumpsters have a much bigger capacity.

Noodle07 ,

And are much more affordable and rust resistant

ChicoSuave , in How do they do the blood test?

I want to see the panels where Kermit pours whiskey into a computer that he calls a lying bitch.

Jakdracula , in Speed
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When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

stinerman , (edited ) in Virginia is shrinking!
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I wonder what the source is because in 1784, Connecticut made claims on the northeast part of Ohio (the Western Reserve). Virginia did have a claim on some part of central/southwest Ohio called the Virginia Military District, but that’s all I’m aware of.

HEXN3T , in Speed
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Pop quiz, hotshot!

RaoulDook ,

What are you doing in the bathroom, Keanu? I thought you were driving a bus???

Quexotic ,

Shoot the hostage.

ramble81 , in Virginia is shrinking!

So has anyone calculated by what year it won’t exist?

Colonel_Panic_ ,

2025

bulwark , in Speed

Has anyone ever seen a baby on board sticker and thought “well I was going to drive recklessly, but I better not”

not_that_guy05 ,

Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.

moistclump ,

Apparently it’s more to let paramedics know in case of crash that finding and saving baby becomes priority #1. I know this from a 2011 meme so not sure how accurate the information is.

bulwark ,

Guess that makes sense. Still not putting a stick person family on my car.

synae ,
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I’d be willing to bet paramedics and other first responders have actual training as to how an accident scene should be triaged, and don’t depend on which cutesy decorations the occupants may or may not have.

explodicle ,

Hey what’s that tiny seat with extra padding in the backseat for? Meh, no sticker, whatever.

synae ,
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Single adult life hack: get baby on board sticker, always get first attention from the paramedics when you DUI

DakRalter ,
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Ah you beat me to it. I was taught this an my child seat training course at work, it’s true.

imPastaSyndrome , in Dumpsters

Why is it that I can’t open anything from catbox? I get a security error. I see it for a second then it blinks out in any lemmy app and just doesn’t load in browser

dditty ,

Sounds like it might be a network issue

imPastaSyndrome ,

Nope, same on verizon, home Network and on the go

Cowbob12 , in How do they do the blood test?

Who would be Blair in this case?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Fozzie Blair, of course.

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