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kewwwi , in squeak!

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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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GluWu ,

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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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bquintb , in AROOOOO!
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THERES NO AGEISM IN HOG CRANKING. AROOOOOOOO

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH, BROTHER!!

Thcdenton , in I should be banned from using microwaves
Raiderkev ,

Reminds me of all those idiots that microwaved their iPhones in like 2010

dev_null ,

Is there any documented case of someone actually doing that, not as a stunt / meme?

EmoDuck ,

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

TheWordBotcher ,

Tetsuo, is that you?

tourist , in shitpost
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Back when lead poisoning wasn’t invented yet and the water supply tasted like I should violently murder a stranger

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Lead posting

Norgur , in squeak!
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I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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This is a shitpost, not a joke, but I agree. Squeak!

OmegaMouse , in squeak!
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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OmegaSqueak am I right

LordWiggle , in shitpost
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Yeah, they had the happy days. At the cost of ours. They had everything, while ruining it for the future generations. And now they are complaining they aren’t getting enough money and respect. They aren’t even saying sorry or anything. I mean, sure, they can earn my respect but at least they have to do something first to earn it: fucking die already.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Omg kids these days am I right better work themselves out of this that’s what we did and now they wanna take my pension why would they do that we did such great things for those unruly brats eating avocado toast and swearing on their internet

Huschke ,

To be fair, it wasn’t so much “them”, but a very very tiny percentage of them that silently took over everything and ruined if for us just as much as them.

LordWiggle ,
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Sure. My parents weren’t one of those “few”. Yet they do complain. “Oooh our pension is barely anything”. “Everything is so expensive”. “We can’t afford anything these days”. Living in a massive house, surrounded by water, having an expensive motorboat, a sailing boat and a row boat next to their house, owning a caravan and SUV to pull it, going on holiday at least 7 times a year. “Oooh we’re being screwed by the next generation, we are suffering so much!” yeah, right. “We don’t want to drive all the way to you, fuel is so expensive. Can you come to us? Oh by the way, we just bought new solar panels and a heat pump. And we completely redid the entire garden, do you like it?”.

They are second degree war victims. Their parents were in the resistance, some of their grandparents went to concentration camps. They always told me there is nothing wrong with being gay, and Jewish people should never be discriminated.

Now they complain about all Muslim people, wanting them to be deported out of the country. They also say ‘transgender’ is bullshit. They voted far right. They are the biggest hypocrites out there. “You can’t call me racist because I think what I say isn’t racist, so no one else may see it as racist”. Yeah mom, that’s not how racism works.

Fuck those boomers. All of them.

samus12345 ,
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Their parents fought the Nazis overseas so they could vote them into office here.

Nutteman ,
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For some reason I get the feeling they mean the tv show.

PieMePlenty , in Growing Old

I still remember the day I grew old. After forgetting my change at a self checkout machine, an younger attendant ran after me and refered to me as ‘sir’. After that day, I was no longer young. I was 29.

ignotum ,

I’m sorry that happened to you sir

BigPotato ,

I remember the day as well. I walked all through the store grabbing everything I needed and while waiting in the checkout I realized I forgot the milk. I laughed and said “Oh wow” then the guy behind me looked at me and I shrugged and said “I forgot the milk!” and left the line I’d been standing in for a few minutes to get the milk.

My age at the time didn’t matter because it was on that day, I became old. Talking to strangers in the grocery store, forgetting to get the milk, and laughing about it? Old.

chiliedogg ,

The first time you find yourself yelling at a young person for loitering is like a religous experience.

Katzastrophe ,
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Damn, I turned old when I grabbed some coloring pages off the ground to give them back to a child and got called the “nice fat lady” afterwards by the child. Double whammy

Blackmist ,

I realised I had become an adult when some woman told her kid “that mister” would tell him off if he didn’t behave, and gestured in my direction. I looked behind me. There was nobody there.

I had become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. Fear me, little children, and despair.

Moneo ,

Mister, this is a Wendys.

Rustmilian , in shitpost
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Hits all the hallmarks of a shitpost. 👌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yeah I’m kind of an expert at literally nothing

Kolanaki , in squeak!
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Are we just rats in a piper’s tune soothed? Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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My presidential campaign doesn’t want me to comment on that. Squeak!

loaExMachina OP , (edited ) in Ice cream got me inspired

Now realizing this still doesn’t play in some mobile clients… It does on the website tho.

Oisteink ,

Works for me

loaExMachina OP ,

Cool ! The ones I’ve tested that didn’t seem to work were Eternity and Jerboa, but then again it may also depend on the device and OS version.

Oisteink ,

This is voyager app on ios

SuDmit ,

Voyager on Android works too

toofpic , in Frick!

Mmm tasty garlic bread
Edit: you failed at shitposting, the post is useful and entertaining

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Shit is useful too, plants love that shit.

RecluseRamble , in shitpost

Being 5-10 years from mean life expectancy does count as pretty old though.

RecluseRamble , in Frick!

I don’t like jokes that leave you disappointed. I’m hungry now.

Kecessa , (edited ) in shitpost

“fastest cars”

Talking about muscle cars, that would be those born in the 30s/40s because the peak was in the 60s (70s brought emission equipment that pretty much neutered them).

What’s really funny as a car guy though is how many people born back then truly believe they had the fastest cars back in those days when truth is if you use comparable models the cars back then could be quick (in a straight line), but very far from as quick as cars from the last three decades! Hell, these days with electric cars it’s not even comparable, you can get a Nissan Leaf and 0-60 it will beat most 60s V8 cars. The Leaf does 6.7 seconds 0-60, a Dodge Charger with the legendary 426 Hemi was around 5.5 to 6 seconds (hard to find reliable numbers), the 65 Mustang was over 7.5!

Aviandelight ,
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I had an 87 mustang gt 5.0 for my first car. My 2022 civic sedan-sport is faster, safer, and more fun to drive.

Kecessa , (edited )

5.0 V8, 225hp, 300tq

My car (stock): 2.0L, 306hp, 295tq

Same 0-60, but mine is a mid sized SUV

Womp womp

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Another car guy. I had and built one of those old cool cars. They do two things really well: look cool and go in a straight line. No denying the wild styling was amazing then, modern cars are cookie-cutter the same for the sake of aerodynamics, efficiency, and safety. Heck, my boring-ass stock decade-old Honda will do 0-60 in about 7 seconds, and it’s about as exciting as…well, a boring-ass Honda sedan.

Engines back then had massive displacement but the materials science wasn’t there to drop in high HP at a reasonable weight for most cars with those hefty cast iron blocks. Now you can get 500hp without batting an eye on the LS platform, in aluminum, and higher HP is attainable without any extreme work at all. The most powerful V8 stock in the mid 60s was probably the ‘Vette at just over 400hp. ‘50s V8’s probably all put out less than 200hp. Modern stock V8s in some of the cars are just stupid powerful, I think the SRT is over 800. Nuts.

Kecessa ,

It’s also ridiculously hard to compare power because they used to calculate it with the engine bolted to a stand without any accessories while today it’s measured “as equipped”, so you’ll see people talking about 450hp stock on a 426 when it’s closer to 350hp at the wheels or something…

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, that’s true. Even today most people do a wheel dyno test vs an engine run in a stand, which is more likely for a specialty engine than an engine with bolt-on mods. I don’t know if 15% is still the general figure for power lost to accessories and transmission, but it used to be a popular number to throw around.

Kecessa ,

15% FWD/RWD, 25% AWD if I’m not mistaken

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The “fastest cars” claim kinda falls flat when you realize electric cars are faster than almost every ICE car.

0ops ,

Even ignoring ev’s, you can option almost every minivan on the market with 300hp. Any modern hot hatch will drive circles around what would’ve been a supercar in the 90s, let alone the 60s. There’s plenty of things wrong with modern cars, but lack of power isn’t one of them.

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