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HonoraryMancunian , in shitpost

*8 decades

g_the_b ,

Eminem has had a #1 song in four consecutive decades

Huschke , in shitpost

You can tell it’s an old meme, because apparently “milleniums” as the plural of millenium was only popular till the 1930s and has since been replace by “millenia”

HootinNHollerin , in shitpost

The vast majority i know are happy to give us a dictator because they miss being young

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
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They’d love to go back to having a dictator they never had again.

This is applicable to almost any western country.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

The margin of older voters who voted for Trump in the last election wasn’t that big. People think the vast majority of boomers are conservatives, but it’s just a slight majority. Similarly, only a slight majority of younger voters voted for Biden.

HootinNHollerin ,

That data might be true but I’m struggling to think of boomers I know personally that aren’t conservative and going to vote for trump. Only a couple

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Well, now you know me so you can add another.

ZILtoid1991 , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Do not Google “Slovakian Traffic Cone”!

AnUnusualRelic , in I should be banned from using microwaves
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My microwave is really just a fancy kind of egg timer.

FlyingSquid , in sounds like he's fun at the office
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I’m terrified that this guy is using GTA to practice for the real thing.

wabafee , in Goober
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Model employee right there 👍

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, boss

Squorlple , in Space Alert
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It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space

Viking_Hippie ,

The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?

Viking_Hippie , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART

@SatansMaggotyCumFart your time to shine! Or ooze, I guess 🤷

The_Eminent_Bon , in Space Alert

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Linsensuppe ,

I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

The_Eminent_Bon , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Feeling fancy?

Winco , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

Taleya ,

Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

Taleya ,

I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me

Dg2445 ,

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

BlueLineBae ,
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Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

eezeebee ,
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I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.

bmsok ,

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

nieceandtows ,

That’s why you bring your sword with you.

mojofrododojo ,

that’s what squires are for.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

MHanak ,

Why is there a mirror on the floor???

mojofrododojo ,

and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?

huh.

thenextguy , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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Stern , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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only way I’ll sit to pee.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.

Maalus ,

Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.

SubArcticTundra ,
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I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril

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