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Mrkawfee , in Great. I'm a mouse.

This is much too real.

sharun , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Is lemmy.ml down now? 🤔

MurphysPaw , in NOOOOOOO

Anything can be icing if you squeeze it hard enough!

abbadon420 , in Have you tried getting down?

Get down boogie

abbadon420 , in the way i fantasized unhealthily about this when working retail

“to kilometers in front of a rude customer” what kind of sentence is that?!

Ery ,
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Glad i’m not the only one who read that way at first lmao

josephos , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Eh, might just be all the bots getting removed.

FlyingSquid , in It's a choice
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I choose to drink and choose to be no fun.

balance_sheet , in Rice is the best

In Korean, *cooked rice *is 밥 (bap as in Bibimbap). Meal is also 밥.

We often say: 밥을 먹어야 진짜 밥 먹은 것 같아.

Which translates to: I only feel like I actually had something when I have rice.

But can also be translated to: I only feel like I actually had rice when I have rice.

It’s not an actual meal when there’s no rice in Korea. At least the Korean language suggests that.

danc4498 , in spritz

Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.

imaqtpie , in Have you tried getting down?
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991? Bruh

Luci ,
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Don’t be a shitlord, that’s the medical emergency number for Brunei

imaqtpie ,
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Lol I even checked here to avoid this very situation. Unfortunately I did not think to check Brunei.

Sumimasen

Luci ,
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Haha that’s where I found this out too

TheRealLinga ,

Damn I didn’t even notice. Totally read it as 911

ReCursing , in We got a competition
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Don't threaten me with a good time!

MurphysPaw , in We got a competition

Swordfight!

0x4E4F , in The Top 5 Reasons My Son Will Not Fight With a Robot in a Cage Match
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Quick question, what kind of a name is Elon, it sounds like something taken from a white appliances brand.

“Trust us, once you try the Elon 4000, you won’t be able to live without it!”

Akasazh ,
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something taken from a white appliances brand.

X Æ A-12

0x4E4F ,
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What is that supposed to mean 🤨?

Mercival ,

The name of one of Elon’s latest misbegotten hellspawns.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Jesus, he really named the kid that 🤦… poor kid. How do you even pronounce that.

abbadon420 ,

Bob

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

You already got an answer, but your username reminded me of that godawful name they chose…

loz , in Clarification

Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet’s penis at the usual rate?

hitwright , in Sugar helth

For people who don’t know. Sweet piss smell is associated primarely with STIs and Diabetes. Anon likely is shit out of luck.

Racingradar OP ,

I don’t think we have to worry about STI’s in this case.

bernieecclestoned ,

The most common cause of urethritis is a lack of hygiene near the genitals which causes parasites to enter the urethra…

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