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boatsnhos931 , in Another mystery solved.

He got on water wings(4 Pontoon boats)… or he’s got a lot of gas from eating those spicy Asian femboys and is naturally buoyant

boatsnhos931 , in The Art of the Deal

The cum to USD ratio is actually quite competitive

lugal , in We cater any event!

Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?

marble ,

Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.

mrgreyeyes ,

The horse his name is Jim

hungryphrog ,

Just after his wedding… :(

pigup , in We cater any event!

Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

werefreeatlast ,

Like beating a dead horse.

Thcdenton ,

You both stop that shit right now

SeekPie ,

You’re saying they should stop horsing around?

Thcdenton ,
boatsnhos931 , in Hello lovelies!!!

Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

MisterFrog , in My mom's doctor be like
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It’s not like AI is a legally defined term anywhere (that I’ve head of). Surely someone will end up suing google for things like this.

Phegan , in Hello lovelies!!!

There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten

bluewing ,

That was from a fear of food poisoning from it being left out in the sun to warm. But it was more of an issue if real mayo, (with raw egg yolk), was used. If you used some type of industrial grade Miracle Whip untainted by anything real you could ID as an ingredient, it was far less of an issue.

Besides, what’s a little e.coli gonna do? Besides make you all shiny clean on the inside.

Asclepiaz , in Hello lovelies!!!

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

Wilzax ,

Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

Malek061 ,

Mayo is the best way to make it.

bluewing ,

As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

AngryCommieKender ,

Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

zarathustrad ,

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

bluewing ,

Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…

Asclepiaz ,

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

MissJinx , in A beautiful thing...
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Never in my 40 years i ever thought about Hawk tuah on a dick. Maybe that’s why I’m single now lol

simplejack ,
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Weird. I thought most people knew to use spit as lube.

klemptor , in We cater any event!
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I love Obvious Plant

phorq ,

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

HEXN3T ,
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OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

FeelzGoodMan420 , in A beautiful thing...

I’m just gonna say it. This meme is mid af. I think there just hasn’t been good memes lately and people are starving for content. This is a C+/B- meme at best. Sorry if the truth hurts.

Frozengyro ,

I think organic memes like this are better than ones designed specifically to be memes. That being said, yea, it’s really not super funny/interesting/unique of a meme.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

I think it’s only a meme because the girl is attractive and has a southern accent. Take those 2 away and no one would give a shit. I think mostly the girl being attractive is driving the spread.

Knowyourmeme puts it well:

“…leading to memes, fancam edits and humorous romanticization from male internet users who found themselves attracted to her.”

TheFriar ,

and has a southern accent

She does? I just watched it for the first time, and she didn’t seem to. She was putting on an affectation because she was making a joke

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Well she either has a southern accent or she pretended to have one. But it definitely added to the “charm.” I’d argue perhaps this video wouldn’t be very popular if it wasn’t a southern accent and a pretty lady.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’ve seen it a total of four times in two days (this is number 4) and it feels like “fetch”.

Theme , (edited )

It needed to be said. What is a January meme doing in June?

Cossty , in Unpopular opinion

If I remember correctly, in that video he admits having sex with 17 years old girl, while he was like 22 or 23.

volvoxvsmarla ,

He is Swedish. The age of consent in Sweden is 15. So there is nothing to “admit” here except that he might have been quite successful in hitting on girls all along.

Cossty ,

Uh… In some places of the world goverment will let you marry children. Doesn’t stop me from looking at those people like pedos, molesters and rapist. Doesn’t matter to me that their “law” permits it. This guy may not be as bad, but I don’t like him.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Feel free not to like him, but it seems very biased to assume a 17 year old cannot consent to sexual relations with a 23 year old, but a 18 year old totally can. In the Western world a big majority of people have their first sexual experiences in their teenage years. Naturally, age gaps happen.

On a further note, you might want to look up terms like ephebophilia, hebephilia and pedophilia before accusing people of being pedos. And neither does a victim need to be underage for a perpetrator to be molesting them, nor are child molesters necessarily pedophiles. The majority of child molesters has no pedophilic tendencies.

Cossty , (edited )

Maybe I am biased, but that’s because my sister, when she was 17, she had 6 years older “boyfriend” than her. I was the only one in my family who felt like it was weird, but nobody listened to me. It didn’t end well for her.

You have to put the line somewhere. If 17 is fine, somebody can say, what is just one more year? 16 should be fine too. And then, 15 is fine too. And so on. The line has to be somewhere.

Those terms that you wrote… it seems to me like those are just some pedo apologist shit. Probably only people who don’t want to be called pedophiles are using them.

If I know Jim raped 12 year old girl, I will call him pedophile and not hebephile. Most people don’t know what it is and wouldn’t know what I am talking about.

Rolive , in Get sorted...

I believe you have my stapler.

Imgonnatrythis , in We cater any event!

Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.

afraid_of_zombies , in We cater any event!

I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.

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