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BruceTwarzen , in Who's better at golf trump or biden.

Are gold carts allowed?

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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yes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Thorny_Insight , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?

What is there to plan for? All the planets and stars in both galaxies are so far apart that any physical collision is highly unlikely.

sentient_loom OP ,
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You sound like the grasshopper who didn’t plan for winter.

Thcdenton , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Thats fine. Give us all your source code then, asshole.

Eheran , in Thanks for teaching us how the kids with alcoholic fathers felt Mr Resetti

Who is this?

MindTraveller OP ,

Mr Resetti from Animal Crossing. If your game closed without saving, he’d show up the next time you turned the game on to yell at you, and he wouldn’t let you play until he was finished. He even forced players (often little kids) to repeat “I am dirt” back to him.

Child abuse simulator 2001

Eheran ,

Holy crap.

MindTraveller OP , (edited )

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Aurenkin , in They got him now

Aren’t they only like 3 years apart or something?

Mediocre_Bard , in caturday

God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.

Hjalamanger , in They got him now
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The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on topics including religion, politics, current events, and public figures. It has been referred to as a Christian or conservative version of The Onion.

From Wikipedia - the free Encyclopedia

Just a clarification for anyone like me that thought you were postning fake news

Gurfaild ,

The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian fascist news satire website that publishes satirical articles on topics including religion, politics, current events, and public figures. It has been referred to as a Christian or conservative fascist version of The Onion.

Wikipedia should stop using weasel words.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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gazby , in Check this shit out

Pictures you can feel ☺️

MikeOToxin , in Not since Apple Vs. Epic...

2 things can be bad.

Duamerthrax ,

thatsthejoke.png

MikeOToxin ,

No, the joke is having to choose 1 option that you think is better.

There is no need for there to be a choice if we just acknowledge that sometimes our decisions mean nothing to the final outcome.

Duamerthrax ,

you’re a joke

MikeOToxin ,

And you’re a real pleasant fella.

Have a great day, dude. Hope whatever’s going on in your life gets better.

Sam_Bass , in jeff

Fantasy Island went off the air decades ago

Evotech , in Not since Apple Vs. Epic...

Microsoft said it’s fine

FQQD , in Vroom vroom
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smowtenshi ,
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one cheeseburger, thanks

FQQD ,
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Alright, would that be all for today?

smowtenshi ,
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yep, thank you

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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could I get some kebabs please

ShitOnABrick , (edited ) in They got him now
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You have quite literally eaten the onion lol

The onion and Babylon news are both satirical sites

MacNCheezus OP ,
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There’s a reason I posted this in the shitposting group.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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My bad Ngl I’ve seen way funnier satirical articles. Still though all this chincainary is amazing

spujb , in They got him now

the f in babylon bee stands for funny

psycho_driver , in Not since Apple Vs. Epic...

Fuck em all with fucking no regrets.

mutter9355 ,

I hit the lights on these dark sets

tourist ,
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Are these MF DOOM lyrics

mutter9355 ,

No, Metallica (st anger)

mycodesucks OP ,
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