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olosta , in quatre-vingts

The “four twenties” might seems more familiar to americans by replacing “twenties” by “score” as in : " four score and seven years ago…"

some_guy ,

Yeah, that’s weird too.

Lightning66 , in I feel the actual inflation

The only happy inflation for me is the one in my pants. This image does it

raltoid , in Like clockwork

I was shocked when I found out how common external/bleeding hemorrhoids can be(Almost 3/4 adults will have them from time to time).

Then it all clicked when I realized people sit on the toilet for 15min+, which is a major contributor to that condition.

norawibb ,
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i blame lack of bidets

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    QuazarOmega ,

    Damn, respect for that shitstuff.
    Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too?

    RadicalCandour ,

    Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake!

    QuazarOmega ,

    Thanks for tips ! I’ll be needing that

    norawibb ,
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    eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil

    nonfuinoncuro ,

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    norawibb ,
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    Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g.

    nonfuinoncuro ,

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    norawibb ,
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    Not smoking anything…

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f18f898f-a90c-41b6-b80e-80ddde1564be.webp

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b4460440-e3ea-4b39-af8d-b15f713c9bed.webp

    FlyingSquid ,
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    My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don’t get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?

    danny ,

    Because it doesn’t all happen at once

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something.

    Agent641 ,

    Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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    When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

    Agent641 ,

    Uppercase poops

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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    Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

    akippnn ,

    I’d say it’s more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general.

    I’ve been there for an hour a couple of times, I’ve never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it’s time to avoid it altogether.

    Lightning66 , in Brain is the best

    There’s a few who thought the urethra is the best.

    Gotta hand it to them. Guess they went through something… making them feel like this

    linearchaos , in Brain is the best
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    Losing most of them would kill me

    Losing my brain would keep me from knowing

    Heart that would suck quick and be over

    Skin would be slow and painful…

    wargreymon2023 , in I feel the actual inflation

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    scottywh ,

    Negatory

    ramenshaman , in Like clockwork

    Literal shitpost.

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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    It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Like clockwork
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    You know a courtesy flush will take care of the aroma.

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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    But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

    VikingHippie , in In case you ever need to know this

    Also how to safely check, in court, whether your eyeballs are still there.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Official Safety Memo
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    Where’s his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn’t it

    RedditWanderer , in Like clockwork

    Now do your leg that has long fell asleep

    ButtholeSpiders OP , (edited )
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    A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

    Shady_Shiroe , in Like clockwork

    I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn’t constantly under DDOS attacks

    TheGoldenGod ,
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    So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.

    WtfEvenIsExistence , in In case you ever need to know this

    Seems like good content for !disneyvacation Join Us!

    Untitled_Pribor ,

    Link for Kbin users @disneyvacation

    Lt_Worf OP ,

    Haha, joined!

    MrMamiya , in In case you ever need to know this

    Can’t accidentally look if you don’t have eyes…

    Shady_Shiroe ,

    Honestly, just get those reflective sunglasses and your immune to Medusa while looking cool

    Archer , in If you know, you know

    It was made for me!

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=Prm-lLTdjfA&

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    theFibonacciEffect ,

    Wow that’s cool

    camr_on ,
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    I honestly thought I was going to have a panic attack watching this episode for the first time like a week after I read the original comic

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