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jdeath , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

now this is a shit post!

betterdeadthanreddit , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

Needs another row and layer so you’ll have 4x4x4. Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

nueonetwo , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

You try the green apple when it was out? Best flavour.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have not! I’m sorry I missed it!

Gork , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

Go up a tier, then use a hydraulic press to crush them all at the same time.

tsonfeir , in stop asking for a karma system
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What are these upvotes? Here, take one.

Spendrill , in r u?

Even better for me. As a Londoner that question reads, “Are you a snitch?”

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

ohhhh, so THAT's what that means.. man i've heard that 1000 times in gangsta films..

feedum_sneedson , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

MAKE BETTER MEMES

NPC ,

No one is stopping you

ReadFanon , in providing dad with more toys
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This is even funnier if you assume that those messages were sent at 3am

theolodger ,

I mean, it doesn’t say 15:09

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balderdash9 , in providing dad with more toys
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A picture worth a thousand words lol

mustardman ,

A fake screenshot is worth no words

RedditWanderer , in Like clockwork

Now do your leg that has long fell asleep

ButtholeSpiders OP , (edited )
@ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website avatar

A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

fne8w2ah , in Like clockwork

That reminds me of the early days of R*ddit.

joshuaacasey , in providing dad with more toys
@joshuaacasey@lemmy.world avatar

Was thinking of a different, more adult kind of toy. Which technically I guess you could use a light saber for

Icaria , in Corpse:water ratio

Instructions unclear, drank corpse water.

Draegur , in Corpse:water ratio

if the corpse is in a location that I can feasibly observe within swimming distance, it’s a problem.

so let’s say there’s a swimming pool shaped like an L, but one of the legs of that L is LOOOOOOOONG and the other is a short little stub.

If I am at the end of the long leg and the corpse is around the corner in the short stub, it would require me to swim all the way to the corner to observe it, and if that distance is longer than I can swim, then I will probably be ok.

If I am in the little stub of the L, and line of sight observation of the corpse is just a few strokes to the corner, I WILL NOT BE OK.

It’s also a matter of relative mass.

If the pool had a drowned mouse in it, I will be sad. I might leave the water until the corpse is removed and then return to the water after it’s gone through the filtration system for a little bit (a few minutes).

If the pool had a drowned squirrel in it, I will be alarmed. I will definitely leave the water and refuse to enter until the corpse has been gone for at least a few hours of filtration.

If the pool has a drowned raccoon, cat, fox, or small dog it it, I will be upset. I’m out of the water and concerned that nobody told me first, and I’m not going back in for the rest of the day.

If the pool has a drowned medium sized dog, coyote, baby goat, infant or toddler, or animal of similar mass in it, I’ll be downright angry. I’m not going to that pool for a week, or maybe even a month.

Once the corpse in question reaches the mass of an adolescent human, I’m gone from that pool for the remainder of its open season.

If an adult human or larger died or was dumped in that pool, I’m never going to that pool again.

glorious_albus ,

Interesting how you’re differentiating between humans of different ages.

darcy ,
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a dead baby is alarming at most

VikingHippie ,

Usually just a nuisance

Spendrill ,

I hate how they’ll keep bashing themselves repeatedly into the light bulb… oh… no, wait… I’ve confused babies with something else again haven’t I?

VikingHippie ,

Idunno. Might be thinking about moths but also maybe babies.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Yeah, only adults can put lightbulbs into their mouths. Although I guess a baby could put a Christmas tree lightbulb into their mouth.

Agent641 ,

You can fit a regular sized light bulb in a babies mouth if you smash it up first.

dufkm ,

Barely an inconvenience.

Agent641 ,

The filter will get it

Draegur ,

Hm… Perhaps you’re right. I might consider downgrading it on my scale, but then again it’s still generally more potentially contaminated biomass than a squirrel though.

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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You’ve put an absurd amount of thought into this, and I appreciate that.

Draegur ,

Working third shift where the majority of my duties are waiting for a phone to ring and babysitting an empty building lest it burn down while nobody’s watching leaves me with more Noggin Time than most people have, so I appreciate you providing me with something to meditate upon :3

dooger_chogany ,

Raccoons also pose a greater risk than the others mentioned because their feces can contain a specific roundworm parasite’s eggs which are impervious to chlorine.

You would need to perform a much stricter disinfection.

www.cdc.gov/…/raccoons-and-pools.html

nailbar ,

I can probably swim in a smallish lake even if I know there’s a corpse in the other end of it.

But I would refuse to swim in a larger lake if it’s murky, and I know there’s a corpse in it, but I don’t know where.

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