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ilovededyoupiggy , in You are great
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You are a sex panther. 60% of the time, you work every time.

Bartsbigbugbag , in Loaf Bird

Bro toucans are fucking scary. We used to run a parrot rescue. I have plenty of scars from Macaws or Cockatoos, but the one time we had a Toucan, holy fucking shit dude. Those beaks are fucking pincers. I didn’t even get close to it after seeing the things it could snap like twigs.

thesporkeffect ,

Really? I figured they would have less bite force due to the shape, more kitchen tongs than Macaw’s metal shears for a beak

Bartsbigbugbag ,

Toucans, or at least the kind we had, have serrated beaks, so in addition to the clamping force, they can tear your flesh while they’re at it.

I do believe they have less bite force than most macaws, but they’re also less docile than most macaws also. Macaws rarely use anywhere near their full power when biting things or people.

fosforus , in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you’ll get your lost rent money back.

Rato , in And these are their journeys...

This year’s starting strong for me; I baked a box of brownies 2 hours after New Year’s, and ate them all within 48 hours.

SocialMediaRefugee , in Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine

Well it technically becomes a poopdog

anhkagi , in ❌ fissh

dont eat the fish

RIP_Cheems ,
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Why would I eat it? It costs 200 in stocks.

Jubei_K_08 , in And these are their journeys...

This year’s different tho 😮‍💨

RedditWanderer , in *Couldn't make it as an ottoman*

Look at this graph!

Sharpiemarker , in Serious buyers only

Good luck putting it back together

niktemadur , in You are great

Chad Thom Yorke

tostiman , in You are great
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I got 1/3

DrCatface ,

1/3 gang

PunnyName , in You are great

Incorrect

exothermic , in You are great

Error: Runtime error

ThatFembyWho , in Lemmy glitterpost

Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The gold was inside of us all along

Maalus ,

Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don’t waste, recycle

RIP_Cheems , in Very basic expectations
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Do discussions on what class would win in a blood tournament count?

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