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EvilEyedPanda , in Choose your fighter

I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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A new challenger appears…

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/8562f361-c603-40f0-bb47-cfd92d8f6204.jpeg

EvilEyedPanda ,

Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’re welcome.

Captain_Baka , in I always order Popular Problem.

Give me “chicken dump truck” and extra large “worried” as desert.

Flexaris ,

I’m going with “A luxury sofa” thank you

Track_Shovel , in Gaming battlestation

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/64ebcaca-b1fb-4112-87fa-d820f3c285ff.jpeg

slrpnk.net/post/11365122

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Whoops. Does it help if we both stole it from elsewhere?

Track_Shovel ,

What if we touched tips under the stolen meme? (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

https://c.tenor.com/sFILX_62DOwAAAAC/tenor.gif

Wild_Mastic , in Macroeconomic Policies

May I respectfully ask for that manga title? For extracurricular study of course.

BleakBluets ,
@BleakBluets@lemmy.world avatar

177013

JackRiddle ,

I think it’s 228922 actually

pipows ,
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Never before I regret my curiosity so much

fernlike3923 ,
@fernlike3923@sh.itjust.works avatar

I trusted you!

M500 ,

Huh?

BleakBluets ,
@BleakBluets@lemmy.world avatar

It seems the source isn’t available anymore, but here is the know your meme page.

todd_bonzalez ,

Those numbers still work on nhentai URLs.

M500 ,

Oh, that’s pretty dark. Thanks!

justcallmelarry ,

Bonk!

sordidus ,

性活週間

bandwidthcrisis , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=921

Imgonnatrythis , in Gaming battlestation

I can hardly notice th damn bird. I’m way more concerned about the angle of this shot. Do you have severe torticollis or a really bad hip?

ivanafterall , in Alternative Medicine
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re leaving out maple syrup, you’re really missing out on added stickiness.

Imgonnatrythis , in Alternative Medicine

I want tattoo of his name right here!

unreachable , in Macroeconomic Policies
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

hard on macro economics policy

en1gma , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Two chicks at the same time!

kirbowo808 , in Macroeconomic Policies
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Anime tiddies are truly an excellent way of teach young folks some good education! /j

Maggoty , in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

wjrii , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

wjrii ,

WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?

The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen.

RBWells , in Before it's too late!

That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

ArbitraryValue , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

ArbitraryValue ,

The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

Empricorn ,

“Can we get drive-through?”

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

ryathal ,

If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

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