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Neil , in Magical world
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  • surewhynotlem ,

    The ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.

    Aceticon ,

    I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…

    AffineConnection ,

    That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

    RampantParanoia2365 , in This is the way

    Wait, what’s this about 90% chocolate? I like chocolate.

    zerohash ,

    Sounds like an Awake Bar maybe?

    Come on op, what’s the other 10%??

    XTornado ,

    Cocaine it’s always cocaine.

    nodimetotie OP ,

    Sugar

    name_NULL111653 ,

    Dark chocolate has some caffeine, but if you’re used to coffee don’t expect it to do much. 90% at least if you want any effect. I just enjoy it for the cocoa, never really notice the caffeine bc I’m used to a big rush from coffee.

    MonkderZweite ,

    Its the bitter that wakes in this case.

    nodimetotie OP ,

    But maybe not 90%, it’s super bitter

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
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    I mean it’s not milk chocolate, but it’s tasty enough on its own. Really good if eaten with a cup of coffee.

    It’s not like as bitter as the “Baker’s Chocolate” that you found in your aunt’s cupboard.

    nodimetotie OP ,

    The most I can handle is about 70%. Even 80% tastes too bitter. But maybe I am too weak

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
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    Nah it’s just a matter of taste.

    Asafum ,

    I’m with you there. I love chocolate and am not really a fan of milk chocolate, but anything over 70-75% gets too bitter for me.

    White “chocolate” is just blasphemy. Lol

    SuperCub ,

    It’s bitter

    Drrocketsurgeon , in Finally safe

    I have metal siding on my house as well as a metal roof that we just put on a few years ago. Let’s turn my whole house into a goddamn farraday cage. Now we get a terrible cell signal here and if you step outside my house, my Wi-Fi broadcast only a very short distance away from the building itself, unlike my last home where the same router broadcasted for 100 ft or more beyond the home. Oh well, maybe I’ll be somewhat shielded when the EMP comes

    Xanvial , in This is the way

    Drink a gallon of water to stay awake

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    What if you’re a bedwetter?

    Resistentialism ,

    Free yummy

    havokdj , in Jesus Christ is my ninja

    Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

    Penta ,

    I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

    doctorn , in Finally safe
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    Ironically ending up the first to actually die from 5G bouncing around in that microwave… 😅😂

    Omega_Jimes , in This is the way

    There aren’t enough hours of sleep for me to go to uni for 8 hours, then go to work for 8 hours and not feel like a mess.

    N00b22 , in Everything to keep disguise

    Wholesome chungus 100!!!

    MidwestComrade , in Bye biiiittttchhhh

    this user posts a suspicious amount of AI generated memes

    niemcycle ,

    Yeah it’s weird that they generated this, it distracted me from the meme itself

    MBM ,

    The facial expressions always look wrong. Maybe it’s an uncanny valley thing.

    Agent641 , in Timmy, this is wrong

    Its just so moreish

    Agent641 , in Everything to keep disguise

    Angels attacked a friend of mine for more than 90 minutes, taking off and eating part of her legs, arms, breast and face. The paramedics that eventually brought her to the hospital were so traumatized they still have not returned to work. My friend has had 11 reconstructive surgeries so far.

    Fraylor ,

    Did that happen to be a pit bull angel?

    Agent641 ,

    These were 4 german shepherd angels

    havokdj ,

    Ah yes, dogs made to hunt and maim humans hurt your friend, so all dogs are bad as a consequence.

    I’m truly sorry for what happened to your friend, but people are 100% responsible for their pets. Be not angry at the dogs, but the person that owned them.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Demons were angels once…

    HikingVet ,

    Not all of them. And depends on the religion and sect therein

    dingleberry ,

    God gives his sweetest humans to his hungriest angels.

    Agent641 ,

    He works in such mysterious ways. But I Trust in his greater (meal) plan

    MonkderZweite ,

    What do you expect of a homicidal god with double standards?

    Daft_ish , in Everything to keep disguise

    What are you guys on about? Lucifer was an angel.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    A hot, sexy angel, as the TV keeps telling me.

    But let’s be honest, God has killed way more people than Satan. Dude brags about it too, with his rainbows meaning

    “Haha, I promise not to hit you anymore… but I could.”

    Kolanaki ,
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    I can’t even think of anyone Satan killed; but God’s killed the whole world at least once and only promised not to do it again in the same way.

    HikingVet ,

    Satan has a few bodies to his name. Though best estimates are several times lower than people might think.

    whyevolutionistrue.com/…/murders-god-vs-satan/#

    Buddahriffic ,

    Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?

    Though the old testament did write them more as old friends that disagreed on some things rather than bitter enemies, having bets and fucking with humans for their amusement. Kinda like the whole thing was made up by a bunch of different people at different times who didn’t all have a strong grasp on what real power was and thought it required anger like a human with power that only exists because of threats of violence and were really just trying to turn their wise reputation into their own power backed by a vengeful god’s power.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?

    From what I remember when my parents took me to church as a kid, he just kept bugging God for power. Eventually God had enough of his shit.

    Smokeydope , in She doesn't take no for an answer
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    flambonkscious , in Finally safe

    This would really boost the wi-fi…

    Sotuanduso , in Finally safe

    Barren trees to prevent the “birds” from spying?

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