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morrowind , in Magical world
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Call me when tea, coffee or lemonade taste of something beyond bitter water

FiskFisk33 ,

do you like, like anything?

morrowind ,
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Not flavored water

FlyingSquid ,
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If your lemonade is bitter, you’re making it wrong.

Mint ,

I can’t comment on coffee. As for tea, it depends on the type and how you prepare it. To clarify, when I mention tea, I’m referring to tea made from the Camellia sinensis plant. This includes green, white, oolong, black, heicha, and puerh teas. Anything not from the Camellia sinensis plant is called tisane or herbal tea.

Green tea can be the most bitter, or the least bitter, depending if you make it well. You need to make sure its not boiling water, but water that’s around 80c.

White tea is probably easier to make just make sure its not boiling water and it shouldn’t be bitter either.

Then again if you’re calling something like lemonade bitter, a thing that has so much sugar I don’t really know if me telling you would even help.

morrowind ,
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I don’t drink lemonade with much sugar, that would just make it sugar water.

Idk, I’m no expert on tea. But I’ve had various people offer various teas to me I’ve the years and unless it was drowned in sugar, it’s never not tasted like bitter water to me.

Mint ,

Aight, well the general public doesn’t tend to know how to make decent tea, but that’s fair enough .

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Call me when you develop the palate of an adult.

Donebrach ,
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Listen, let’s not shame the EdgarSuit.

explodicle ,

Sujamma tastes like garbage and makes you stupid.

FunkyMonk , in Magical world

TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family...

mojo , in Magical world

we’re all just various beans in a trenchcoat

art ,
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Human Beans.

Agent641 ,

Hugh Manbean

thantik , in We need our safe space

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can’t?

Ilovethebomb ,

Pissing standing up.

thantik ,

Yeah if you think women can’t piss standing up, you haven’t known many women.

squiblet ,
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I tried convincing my (cis) GF that she could pee standing up one time based on this website I found by a nurse in 2004 and she was really offended for some reason. She thought it was a joke or something (??). But YES I’ve seen this on the internet

Ilovethebomb ,

I don’t typically watch them pee, if that’s what you’re asking.

Confuzzeled ,

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it friend.

theFibonacciEffect ,

Really? How does it work?

RaivoKulli ,

Not that well, usually, which is why it’s very rarely done. That one guy has met an interesting selection of women though

dragonflyteaparty ,

Anyone can pee and stand. It’s just whether or not you make a giant mess of it, but you don’t have to be female to do that.

Aurenkin ,

Giving birth maybe?

thantik ,

Shit you got me on that one.

iheartneopets ,

Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

Aurenkin ,

Good point! I’m all out of ideas in that case.

GlitterInfection ,

Gay sex.

cryptosporidium140 , in We need our safe space

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    ThePantser ,
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    Like a man

    thefartographer ,

    Straight into his man pants

    BeefSupreme , in Magical world

    Ah, the literal German translation.

    EmoDuck , in Everything to keep disguise

    Imagine a pitbull goring a toddler before looking you dead in the eyes and saying “BE NOT AFRAID”

    niartenyaw , in Bye biiiittttchhhh
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    both are destroying the environment thedrive.com/…/tire-dust-makes-up-the-majority-of…

    Cryophilia ,

    We can deal with microplastics after greenhouse gases. They’re nowhere near equally bad.

    KairuByte , in We need our safe space

    So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?

    variants ,

    Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl

    Excrubulent ,
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    So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

    Swedneck ,
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    i believe they’re called “dicks”

    Agent641 ,

    Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.

    KairuByte ,

    If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!

    DLSchichtl ,

    A Gendgine!

    uis ,
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    Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.

    RGB3x3 ,

    Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?

    postmateDumbass , in Timmy, this is wrong

    WKUK Genie

    Poggervania , in Magical world
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    A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

    lowleveldata ,

    Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I wouldn’t want to step on either.

    Cheez ,

    “we tricked sand into thinking”

    AffineConnection ,

    A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

    hoch , in Magical world

    A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

    BertramDitore ,
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    Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

    Steeve ,

    If regular milk it’s a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

    FiniteLooper ,
    • coffee beans
    • vanilla beans
    • soy beans
    • ???
    AlienInAMask ,
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    mocha>chocolate>cacao beans

    brian ,

    mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans

    Donebrach ,
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    Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

    Blyfh ,

    Am I stupid or is the vanilla flavor extracted from the bark of the tree, not some beans? Do vanilla plants even have beans?

    FiniteLooper ,

    Nope, vanilla beans are a thing.

    Maybe you’re thinking of cinnamon, that comes from the bark

    Blyfh ,

    Right, I was thinking of cinnamon. But when I picture vanilla extract, I see this small dry and black stick that doesn’t even resemble a bean.

    FiniteLooper ,

    Yeah they are weird beans, more like a pod I guess. But I think the ones you see used for food have been dried. I’m actually not sure what a fresh one looks like

    2nsfw2furious , in Magical world

    Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.

    If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you’d be like nah that’s not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it’s tea.

    This dude’s argument is all wrong

    Nurse_Robot ,

    Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post

    PunnyName ,

    You know.
    Sometimes.

    It’s okay to have an unexpressed thought.

    saltesc ,

    🫤

    aBundleOfFerrets ,

    You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

    WizzCaleeba , in Magical world

    Gas is just dinosaur breath.

    Nurse_Robot ,

    Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

    WizzCaleeba ,

    Get out of here with your science!

    pop ,

    No no, we must encourage it!:

    Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

    AffineConnection ,

    Gas is mostly derived from bacteria.

    Here’s what gas has to say about that: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/%22Finger_of_God%22_Bok_globule_in_the_Carina_Nebula.jpg

    Perhaps you mean flatus.

    Nurse_Robot ,

    Funny

    Neil , in Magical world
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    surewhynotlem ,

    The ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.

    Aceticon ,

    I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…

    AffineConnection ,

    That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

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