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Imgonnatrythis , in Part of a balanced diet

Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?

Streetdog ,
@Streetdog@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!

some_guy ,

With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.

germtm_ , in Blue or red door?

Stanley walked through the red door.

Dr_Cog , in Blue or red door?
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

I’m happy with how my life turned out for the most part. Red door to make the rest of it more fun and less stressful

MedicPigBabySaver , in Blue or red door?

Red. My mistakes didn’t kill anyone(on purpose anyway).

DreamSonic , in Blue or red door?

Red definitely.

teegus , in Blue or red door?

If I went through the blue door my son wouldn’t exist, so fuck that give me the money.

kescusay , (edited ) in Blue or red door?
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Blue door is a monkey’s paw. You go back in time? You butterfly-effect shit you didn’t intend to.

  • Buy a bunch of Bitcoin? A series of unanticipated changes means people figure out it’s a pyramid scheme early and by around 2017 or so, the last Bitcoin miner shuts down. But hey, at least video cards are affordable!
  • Bring back Lotto numbers? Well sorry, buddy, but just by breathing the air differently, the air currents where the numbers are drawn are affected, and you’re left with zilch.
  • Got kids younger than 10? They don’t exist anymore! If you try to have them again, you end up with other kids who are similar, but not the same as the ones you loved… and have deleted from the timeline.

The answer to these time-travel opportunities is always to run screaming from them. But hey, at least with this one you’ve got an alternative where you become an instant millionaire! Take the $10 million. Don’t fuck the timeline up.

candybrie ,

Yeah, the re-do your life idea really gets scary after you have kids. There’s pretty much no way you get them back.

RGB3x3 ,

Sounds like a win-win /s

maniclucky ,

Bonus points, odds are you will have a really hard time re-meeting your partner. You’re probably a totally different person than you were when you met. The chemistry that got you started is now not there and who knows how you mix now. It may still work, but they might be weirded out by how much you know about them.

For both your sakes, the best option may be to never meet.

I’ll take the red door thanks.

explodicle ,

My partner and I love this time travel stuff — the truth would be a great pickup line!

TheAndrewBrown ,

The movie About Time deals with this fact. It’s a great movie if you are ok with romcoms

webghost0101 ,

Yeah having acquired a wife and kids in the last decennia really makes this a no brainer.

Corkyskog ,

I mean your wife would likely still be in the picture, just have to win her over again.

HeyJoe ,

Speak for yourself! As someone who will literally be married for 10 years in 2 weeks and has 2 kids I’m going back baby! How else would I stop the marriage! Yeesh.

BigBootyBoy ,
@BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Merry marriage aniversery

emokidforever , in my single most hated emoji

When I use it, I mean ok, because that’s what it actually means. It’s simply a way to acknowledge someone was heard. I will not be changing bc others read more into it. Tis way too exhausting to consider every hidden meaning someone might have.

BROMETHIUS ,

Boss said I can’t work from home anymore. I simply replied 👍

variants ,

what other meaning could it have?

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Ok and fuck you

variants ,

lol when I read your comment in my inbox I had to stop and think what could I have said for this response

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Haha yeah that would have been a crazy one with no context

marmo7ade ,

It means OK or acknowledged. It does not mean “fuck you”. People who think it means “fuck you” are the only people having a bad time with this.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

I reckon context is important here. If someone is chewing you out and you give a thumbs up it could be passive aggressive. But yeah in a business context I use it pretty frequently to acknowledge the message without needing to add to the conversation.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Whatever.” Just depends on the context.

warbond ,

The only way I see it as being negative is to look at it like the “yeah, okay” Jennifer Lawrence meme.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b1af1b2d-cf4b-45cf-82d1-2b4350174d66.mp4

TheOneAndOnly ,

Right? I’ve been using it to mean, “acknowledged”, for years now. My kids told me just the other day that their group does not, and that they have to remind themselves I’m not being sarcastic when I send it. I have reached “that” age, it would appear.

marmo7ade ,

I have reached “that” age, it would appear.

Me too. Glad to be here. Why the fuck does anyone care that children apply nonsensical meaning to emojis? People actually waste time thinking about this? If a teenager told me there was something wrong with using the thumbs up emoji I would laugh at them, give a sarcastic OK, and move along.

TheOneAndOnly ,

Right? My reaction was to give them a thumbs up and move along. They laughed.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

👌

marmo7ade ,

👍

A_Chilean_Cyborg , in my single most hated emoji
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Idk I hate when people get non obvious.

lowleveldata , in Blue or red door?

Who decides what is a “mistake” and what is “fixed”? I feel like going through the blue door would trap you in some kind of infinite loop

30isthenew29 , in my single most hated emoji

It is apparent in the right context.

superkret , in Blue or red door?

10 mil would fix all my problems.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

As someone upper-class who hangs around rich people: Yes, money solves your problems, and yes, money is a great way to be happy

Imgonnatrythis ,

That’s only true to a point and that point is not very high. There is some good literature on this, but after a handful of standard deviations above high-average income the happiness effect plateaus. Multimillionaires aren’t any happier than millionaires and often work more / stress more to get there.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You know, I happen to be ok with it plateauing, as long as I’m on the damn plateau.

I’m not even within view range of the plateau at the moment. Might even be a different continent.

But then, I’m not dumb enough to keep working/trying to earn more once I’m set to be comfortable for the rest of my life. So maybe that’s the difference.

DistractedDev ,

But what if 10 mil is enough for me to never work again and just spend all my time doing stuff I actually care about? I might even do work that matters to me that doesn’t normally pay well if I can control it myself.

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

That is a problem that I am very willing to have

Steeve ,

A decent house costs over a million where I’m at, I don’t think those studies account for inflation

Imgonnatrythis ,

Steeve, unless you live in Palo Alto, you have a very pinky in the air definition of decent. I said X SDs above the average so that would account for inflation. I don’t know the current number. At one point I think it was like $270k a year. Nothing completely insane. I would guess now it’s probably like $450k a year roughly. You make that and you are as happy as someone making double that.

Steeve ,

Southern Ontario, Canada, namely the GTA. Houses with boarded up windows have sold for $600k.

$450k a year roughly. You make that and you are as happy as someone making double that.

Lol bullshit

Rollio , in I start this fall and am nervous of fucking up

Nothing great was ever accomplished without risk. I am certain that if you made it through the rest of your college career you will do great in this part to!

snake_case , in Blue or red door?

If you go through the blue door can you also fix the mistake of going through the blue door? Would that invalidate the fixes you had applied earlier? Or can you technically walk through both doors, I’m a big fan of having cake and eating it!

Also mistakes are how you learn, I feel like if you had never made any mistakes you wouldn’t learn lessons from them it could completely change your fundamental character. After all are we not just the sum of our experiences?

Pons_Aelius , in Blue or red door?

What's behind the green door?

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