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bstix , in my favorite flavor! what's yours?
xusontha OP ,

What in the world did I just watch

bstix ,

It’s a (satirical) commercial for a yarn and candy store.

xusontha OP ,

But still

W h a t

raubarno , in Sounds like something a balloon would say

Context: there was a Flash game called “Bloons Tower Defense” where you put monkeys to shoot down invasive balloons with darts.

SkyeStarfall ,

Not just was, is. It’s still one of the most popular and better Tower Defense games put there.

Fisch OP ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

They still make new bloons games, the newest one is Bloons Tower Defense 6 and it seems to do pretty well financially

darq , in LGBTQIA++
@darq@kbin.social avatar

Most people just use LGBTQ+. Give or take the Q and the +.

I do find mocking the acronym to be rather overdone considering it seems to be a non-issue within the community.

And I mean... LGBTQ+ folks can bicker about pointless stuff. Have you seen flag discourse? Bi lesbian discourse? The fact that we don't argue about the acronym makes the cishets' obsession with it kinda funny actually.

balderdash9 OP ,

Fair enough! I just wanted to make a meme about queer culture that wasn’t too offensive. I figured poking fun at the acronym was harmless enough.

Depress_Mode , (edited ) in Something we can all agree on!

You’d think the internet would have come up with a new punchline than “Australia upside down lolz” since literally 2011, but here we are well over a decade later making the exact same jokes and pretending it’s still funny.

This shitposting community consistently disappoints me. Way too often, the actual shitposts only get a couple dozen upvotes. Meanwhile, we get tired, generic memes like this voted to the top. A shitpost isn’t just some random iFunny meme, but that’s all I ever seen to see coming out of here. The other top post right now is a years-old webcomic, not even edited to be a shitpost or anything.

SuckMyWang ,

I agree people might be a bit confused about what the definition of a shit post is but I don’t think it’s worth getting genuinely upset about. I’d argue the use of the number 69 lends itself to a shit post but the punchline doesn’t have anything to do with it

sweeny , (edited )

complaining shitposts are shit posts

lugal , in Putin

This is a scam. It’s actually your grandson

danc4498 ,

{you’re granson is putin}

Cruxifux , in A controversial tier list

Whisky should also be s tier lad

FilthyShrooms ,

Really depends on the person. A tier for me, but D tier for others

thechadwick , in You can never be too safe

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

KingGordon , in Safety First

Friday the 13th part 65: Jason the Ultimate Cockblocker

SuckMyWang ,

I don’t think he intends to use the machete to block his cock

DrMango ,

Sure he kills a few sexed up teens, but have you ever noticed how often he kills people after they poop? It’s like at least 2 in every movie, and they never have time to wipe!

Jason is the dirty butt killer

Maultasche , in You can never be too safe

Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

NotSpez ,

This person pays their debts

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Milk
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just thought up a great business model and it’s five times as exploitive as doordash plus we could roll it out for Christmas. By the time the novelty has worn off we should all (and by we, I mean everyone who isn’t working for or using the app) be rich. Who wants to help me build doordance?

TheRealLinga ,

Ooo do we get to dance to The Doors? I love doing that. It would be even better if I got paid to do so!

modifier ,

Your biggest mistake is that you’re joking.

droans ,

That’s ridiculous.

DoorPrance would eat its lunch.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

yeah? how about DoorVixen, or DoorDasher- wait…

Tetsuo , in I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

Well AI might destroy mankind but at least we had this.

Worth it.

VikingHippie ,

At first I read it as “Weird Al might destroy mankind” and was extraordinarily confused 😂

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.

VikingHippie ,

Yeah, if we’re going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we’d all enjoy it 😂

TheRealLinga ,

And there would definitely be polka involved!

GratefullyGodless ,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

The accordion apocalypse!

ada ,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And spatulas!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

If it goes that way I win a bet

kautau ,

That’s the secret ending. We haven’t unlocked it yet

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well, what’s the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger’s on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn’t take a military genius to see

We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III

There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We did dare to be stupid.

FraidyBear , in Continuing the milk posting

I feel that. Soy milk fucks me up worse than my lactose intolerance ever has.

Gargantu8 ,

What? I’ve never heard of this. How? Allergy?

FraidyBear ,

I’m not sure. I do have an insane amount of allergies and quite a few would be considered uncommon but I don’t think I’m allergic to soy. But either way it just destroys my stomach. Maybe it’s something you have to adjust to?

Gargantu8 ,

Damn I’m sorry! Soy milk/yogurt/ice cream is my favorite because I can’t do lactose. Do you like oat or almond stuff instead?

DanglingFury , (edited )

Soy is a common allergy/intolerance. It’s right near the top of the elimination diet (for figuring out your intolerances)

dairy, wheat, soy, eggs, nuts, and seafood/shellfish.

Gargantu8 ,

TIL! Didn’t know it was a common thing. Thanks :)

unexposedhazard , in True Story

Aaah so thats why you are the way you are. Explains a lot…

SuckMyWang , (edited )

Yes, the old we got beat daily, drank DDT, swam in leaded petrol tanks and used to roam freely around the neighbourhood and those of us that didn’t disappear, die or drop off the map because of crippling disease turned out fine as far a I can tell (zero self awareness). Kids these days are just soft

SubArcticTundra , in Pretty fly for a Venn diagram
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

This should be used to teach venn diagrams

Chunk ,

People will still be confused. They’ll “understand” but be unable to generalize

Glytch , in Retcon

Mary Shelley said herself that there are two monsters in the book and both are named Frankenstein.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, Ernest and William, the younger brothers of Victor. Of course, it all makes sense now!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s pronounced Ernst

HawlSera ,

The monster’s name is literally Adam Frankenstein

taiyang ,

Reminds me of your Winnie the Pooh is named Edward Bear.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

No it isn’t. He compares himself to Adam once (“I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed”) but he never calls himself that. And frankly, considering how much Frankenstein and the monster hated each other I don’t think either of them would want to share a name.

HawlSera ,

Adam Frankenstein

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