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henfredemars , in Tripping

My wife has this on a shirt.

Buddahriffic , in Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

Another fun fact: the pictured orientation of that smaller version of Africa is the only one that you can use to produce that picture.

Gonzako ,

depending on how much leeway you have no? you’d turn it a few degrees as long as you have enough space to

weker01 ,

I think you got wooshed

Gonzako ,

oh, “produce that picture” means that exact picture not a similar representation of it

Shardikprime , in Have rock
MewtwoLikesMemes , in He needs to be there 7.00 AM sharp!
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

The swoosh in the lowercase “o” at the end of top line is at the bottom, not the top, which would make it say “a” rather than “o”.

So it actually says, “Why won’t nobody take me ta Funkytown?” (Bold mine.) Which I actually honestly like because it sounds more funky to me. ;)

Evil_Shrubbery , in Can't wait to see what happens next

Go suck dick in the library to keep the empire from crumbling.
Go now!

ZombiFrancis , in Casual reminder

Just a casual grasp of historical events and a critical phase of post-war and interwar politics and economies of Europe.

There’s a lesson there!

olafurp , in Have rock

Nice horns you got there, I can make a throwable one that I can replace in seconds.

Shardikprime ,

I claim hax

HootinNHollerin , in Tripping

Legend took a prehistoric dose

Pacattack57 , in hi im new to lemmy, some intro and questions

Welcome. I am pretty new myself but I am slowly learning how to navigate the site. Linux is very popular here so if you browse all I’m sure you’ll find some good communities.

If you want something specific go to the search and type c/ With the name of what you want to find. For example c/Linux. You won’t find anything if it isn’t exact but you’ll get some good ones.

nikita , in Pride
SatansMaggotyCumFart , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
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Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

Siegfried , in Casual reminder

Junkers, dive bombing facts

ccunning , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

I do, but a pack of cigarettes wasn’t $12 back then…

mkwt ,

I can’t imagine trying to put $12 in quarters into that machine.

Track_Shovel ,

Takes 8 at a time… Christ.

Ka chunk.

Click click click click click click click click

Ka chunk…

Hackworth , in Temu has finally gone too far.

Such wonderful, terrible things.

RattlerSix , in The Dirt

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

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