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devious , in Part of a balanced diet

I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.

saltesc ,

I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.

“You’re disgusting.”

“DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”

ApathyTree ,
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Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.

I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅

Timecircleline ,

I’ve heard apple cider vinegar shots being helpful for the same reason

n3m37h ,

Yeah, by giving you immense heartburn for 30 seconds

Agent641 ,

Drinking pickle juice is a dangerous game. Misjudge your jar tilt and one of those slippery bois will just shoot down your gullet and shuffle you off this mortal coil in the blink of a cucumber.

Spliffman1 ,
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Olive oil is very healthy, has anyone tried pickle oil I wonder?

new_acct_who_dis ,

Would that just be cucumber oil?

Spliffman1 ,
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Well yes and maybe no lol, if the oil is extracted after the pickling process it probably has added features and benefits

vodka , in Toyoda

Relevant Top Gear clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bNf-jcVU0

Though no fun Hongda or Joops.

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smeg , in Part of a balanced diet

I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.

Loulou ,

There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

41 olives.

ninakuup21 ,
@ninakuup21@lemmy.world avatar

How much did big olive pay you to say this

smeg ,

I’d love to eat big olive

ArbitraryValue ,

Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.

Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Wait never go bad?

ArbitraryValue ,

Not never, but the ones in sealed jars or cans can last years. Opened jars/cans and deli-counter olives can last months if refrigerated.

MossyFeathers , in Part of a balanced diet

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE

Monologue ,
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i’m starting to think that you might like olives

newIdentity ,

New Answer just dropped

boonhet , in Toyoda

Ssangyong licenses engines and transmissions from MB. They literally make ugly off-brand MBs.

Incidentally, Mercedes (diesel) engines and automatic transmissions are ridiculously durable and in a Ssangyong you can probably get it for cheaper.

thank_me_its_friday , in Toyoda

Seat and Skoda are basically off brand VWs

IDeserveToBeLoved ,

Because they were bought. Before that both were their own company.

ekZepp , in Really Tired of Subscriptions
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Here. Take a breath, relax, and have some beans. Welcome to Lemmy.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4244b74d-d0d8-4ddd-bd50-3165cf00e5c7.jpeg

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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I’m already gassy, the beans might make you regretful.

FlyingSquid , in Really Tired of Subscriptions
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I mean I don’t want my taxes spent on bombing other people, but I also want my roads paved, my meat inspected and my firefighters paid up.

WhiteHawk ,

my meat inspected

🤨

FlyingSquid ,
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You don’t go to NIST to get it weighed and measured every year like your doctor recommends?

michael ,
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…okay you’re not in any trouble, but we need to talk.

1984 ,
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Don’t ask

amio , in Here, have a photo of my ForestFriend!

Lost... lemming?

_galactose , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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Imagine Dune worms except they're gummy worms

FlyingSquid OP ,
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StalinIsMaiWaifu ,
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So spice is just sugar?

kaffemannen , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

Yep, just avoid the gummiverse

Swedish specialty

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frippa , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
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Me, on lemmy.ml where the only trending communities are dead communities with 3 members created 2 years ago:

TheProtagonist ,

Let me guess:

The first one is „God is dead“ by admin „K_Marx“

The second one is: „Marx is dead“ by admin „God“

But can’t you be on lemmy.ml and follow all the interesting communities from other instances (which might be harder to find, though)?

frippa ,
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The only instances that are blocked are porn ones, that’s a thing I don’t miss from reddit tbh, but the swear filter is really dumb. And doesn’t really fucking filters swears, but it’s really dumb regardless, since it’s neither opt-in nor opt-out, it’s just there.

TheProtagonist ,

This almost seems like if the “god fraction“ has won…

I know that they had a “no porn” rule, but “no swearing” is new to me. Surely it will be a healthy family-friendly community.

I have no issue with some occasional nudes in my timeline. I could blur or filter it, if I would want to avoid this.

But porn in the web for me is an important part of the “freedom of expression”, therefore I find it anachronistic if some community tries to block / ban this.

abbotsbury ,
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Sure, but porn is so easily available that one only needs to explicitly look for it. Meanwhile there was a deluge of fetish communities appearing that every user had to block individually if they didn’t want 10 fart fetish posts on their timeline, so it was a quality of life improvement to block those communities on the server level.

TheProtagonist , (edited )

Of course you can get anything online if you go for it. But this kind of occasional nudes in my “all” timeline reminds me of the old Reddit days - and is quite nice as long as it doesn’t become too much.

So far I’ve never seen any fart-fetish community / post in my timeline tbh.

abbotsbury ,
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Well it wasn’t really occasional at the start when lots of people started creating new communities, every day there would be a bunch of new posts from new communities appearing in All

before we had defederated from the porn server, I had blocked

-Diaper porn

-Gone wild

-One just called “porn”

-Hentai

-Sissy chastity

-huge boobs

-Celebs

-Yiff (ifkyk)

-Ass

-Anal

-General NSFW

-Femboys

-Lewd Games

-Rule34

-AsiansGoneWild

-Furry Chat

-Gay furry porn

-Furry Videos

-Petplay Yiff

-feet

-sapphic hentai

-sapphic art

-Sissies

-Hentai - BDSM

-GoneMild

-Grool

-GoneMildPlus

-Trans Hydro Hotties

-Blowjob

and at some point it’s like, could we make porn opt-in instead of playing whack a mole with every niche fetish? Yeah there’s an NSFW option, but that’s more for hiding the images themselves, not ignoring the communities or servers.

RufusFirefly ,
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I thought that was an exchange between Nietzsche and God, or it used to be. Anyway, I was unaware that the double low-9 quotation mark was even a thing so thanks for that.

TWeaK , in Toyoda

They are a thing. Many manufacturers outsource some of their production to poorer countries, these factories end up starting up their own brand and produce their own vehicles alongside those of the main manufacturer (who supplies components from engines to dashboard switchgear). For example, Dacia is a knock off Renault.

SternburgExport ,

Dacia is owned by Renault. And the cars they built before Renault bought them were licensed.

TWeaK ,

Yes it is. It’s still a knock off Renault, though, in contrast with relationships like VW/Seat/Audi/Skoda which is more of a conglomerate where they all have the same base models, even if some brands are seen as more premium than the others.

For the life of me I can’t think of any other examples of budget brands right now. I remember one for Suzuki motorbikes that I’m pretty sure is a separate company that also manufactures Suzuki under license, but can’t remember the name. I’m sure there are loads out there.

dreadedsemi , in It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

But because it’s federated, we can secede at anytime. It’s a fool proof system like the united states.

FlyingSquid , in Toyoda
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I don’t know that I would have bought a Preeis instead of a Prius, but I’d consider it.

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