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Ryan213 , in super
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Super Torn ACL

meatwads_tooth OP ,
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Legend of the Seven Dives

PunnyName , in Big Brain Energy

But he won’t be able to spell it.

BolexForSoup ,
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It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”

johnthedoe ,

It’s Kendra with a Qu

Cryophilia ,

Batista: “got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?”

Steve: “Yeah that’s probably me”

ratz30 ,

Acting must not be working out for Batista

WinterAir ,

Lol

Sylver , in Grandmas are the best

This makes me anxious. Now way will she be able to get all of those eggs off before some burn!

krellor ,

Definitely a quantity vs quality trade-off here.

dingus ,

Maybe she has a spatula with an end half as big as the pan!

danc4498 ,

Should’ve just done scrambled

bitsplease ,

Easy, you just make sure each one goes on about 5 seconds after the last, remember the order, then when the time comes, you weils that spatchula like a legendary warrior wielding his/her trusty sword and don’t stop for anything

Jessica ,

I don’t know about you, but after I flip my eggs, they only cook for about 30 seconds

gmtom ,

What kind of heathen flips their eggs?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The kind that don’t want to be reminded of eating your mom out when they eat one side.

bitwaba ,

You’re missing out.

That’s the best part.

kamenlady ,
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Whoeva flipped my eggs yo moms a hoe

bitsplease , (edited )

Ah, I’m an over easy sunny side up kinda guy. So flipping doesn’t come into it, which helps

EDIT: My egg wisdom is apparently weak af

Jessica ,

Eggs over easy are literally what I described. You flip them and cook them about 30 seconds. If you never flip the egg it’s called sunny side up.

bitsplease ,

My b, guess I meant sunny side up

dangblingus ,

Over easy eggs will be fine this way.

robocall , in Grandmas are the best
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My grandma would just drive us to McDonald’s. She’s not really a cook.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I’ll allow it

Zozano , in The ultimate life hack the government doesn't want you to know

I’m in my thirties and I’ve never owned a credit card. Fuck paying interest.

People always told me I need to get one so I can have a good credit rating. For what? So I can pay more interest for a mortgage on a house I’ll never buy?

Stupid.

Open a savings account and have someone else pay YOU interest.

Candybar121 , (edited )

you only pay interest if you miss your payments deadline. I get 2% cash back on every single purchase i make with cc - Last month I got over $50 back.

Meanwhile my savings account I opened with 4% interest and over a grand invested gave me a whopping $5 in the past month.

nickiam2 ,

You do know where that cash back is coming from, right? Everything you buy has credit card fees baked into the price. The business pays anywhere from 1-5% on every transaction to accept your payment, and a small percent of that is returned to you as “cash back” rewards. Its why I’ve switched back to using cash and any coins I get as change go into a jar. That earns much more than %10 “cash back”, and some shops even make the customers pay the CC fee here in aus so I get a small “discount” too.

Zozano ,

A lot of what I said applies directly to Australia’s economy (which I’m sure I don’t need to tell you is absolutely fucked).

I salute you. Physical currency is better for businesses and the individual. Paying “convenience fees” (for what should be a public service), should be a crime.

In a parallel reality, I’m paying interest on water which evaporated.

PP_BOY_ , (edited )
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You only need to pay interest if you don’t make your monthly payments. I put gas and some groceries on my card and zero it out every month. By the time I graduated from university I had a credit score of about 775 which is pretty good for a kid who grew up in a <$20,000/yr household with no real financial education or help.

For what? So I can pay more interest for a mortgage on a house I’ll never buy?

This is a terrible way to look at credit. You’ll definitely be paying more interest with no credit score, if you can even get a loan (you won’t). You’re pretty much guaranteeing your failure like this.

Open a savings account and have someone else pay YOU interest.

Yeah lmao that 0.3% really pays out big, huh? Most credit cards offer anywhere between 1-10% cash back.

Zozano ,

FYI my savings account earns 4.55% p.a.

Also, I know that the money I’m investing is being used ethically, which helps me sleep a bit better

Trainguyrom ,

People always told me I need to get one so I can have a good credit rating. For what? So I can pay more interest for a mortgage on a house I’ll never buy?

Credit gives you options. Furnace goes out way sooner than anticipated and you only have $5k in the bank? Take out a loan for the remaining $3-5k to get it done now. Unexpected car repair and you only have $500 after rent in the bank? Whip out the credit card and put the other $500-1000 on there and throw extra money at it until it’s paid off. Yes you’ll pay some interest, but you’ll have a working car, or a working furnace, or whatever other calamity you find yourself facing.

But the biggest thing credit does it lets you buy property much much sooner in life. Property has a wierd habit of gaining value much faster than it should, the payment stays the same for the entire term of the loan, plus with a mortgage every payment buys you slightly more ownership of the property unlike a rent payment which is just money leaving your bank account every month for nothing other than the privilege of the roof over your head for the following month.

For a real world example, I bought my house a couple of years ago for ~120k. I live in a small town so I figured it wouldn’t gain anything other than holding it’s value through inflation. My monthly payment is ~800ish and similar places were renting for ~1k/month. Well thanks to the hyperinflation the last couple of years, my house is now worth closer to 180k and rents are up to $1200-1500/mo for a similar place to the one I own, but I still pay $800/mo for my house. That’s what credit gets you in the long term. It gets you stability and options for when the going gets tough

Zozano ,

Most of what I said comes with the implication that instead of paying interest, you’re putting that money into a savings account, instead of racing to 0.

You don’t need a get-out-of-jail-free-card(with-interest) when you can just pay to leave like the gigachad saver you are.

I will never own a house, it’s not an option for me - it never will be.

fosforus , in lemmy.ml

I wouldn’t call it antisemitic. Just pretty biased.

miname Bot , in Winter is coming

Coward!

dylanTheDeveloper , in Coming soon to cinemas near you
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“Finally a boyfriend free girlfriend”

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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RHSJack , in Byeee

This is incredibly crass and speaks more to your work ethic than management’s behavior. But I’ve done it. To put it in perspective: the job sucked so bad that HR had a process in place for no call/no show quits like this because it happened so often. But you shouldn’t do this in the middle of surgery, OP. That could be one of my children on the operating table. One of YOURS, you don’t know! But, no, one of your chakras opened or something and you realized you need YOU time right now. /this is not what OP is claiming //but idc bc I only read half the meme. byeeeeee

Vlhacs , in lemmy.ml

What is your definition of anti-Semitism?

soggy_kitty ,

People who like to put the milk in with the teabag before the hot water

TWeaK ,

Ew. Heathens.

  1. If you make it in a mug, water, then tea, then milk.
  2. If you make it in a teapot, milk, then tea.

Pouring the big thing into the little thing mixes better, so really that’s the best practice, but you want the water to extract the tea. Milk doesn’t extract tea very well, and it also cools the water down which further reduces extraction.

You can get away with doing 2. however you like, but if you get 1. wrong then you’ve done fucked up.

kerrypacker ,

Wrong. Tea first. Then water. Then milk. I’m willing to go to war over this.

HerbalGamer ,

Never milk. Barbarians.

soggy_kitty ,

Don’t go to war with him, he’s an antisemite, clearly

Toes , in Hurry up!

I do this all the time.

Sharkwellington , in vrrrrroooommmmm beep beep

🎵Break me off a piece of that cheese wedge car.🎵

LaunchesKayaks , in Byeee
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If you wfh, you can just message your boss and say you accidentally locked yourself out of the house when you went to take your dog for a piss or some shit

jerome , in Winter is coming
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oh fuck yeah winter is coming. hnnnggg

BuffLemmyworlder , in Coming soon to cinemas near you

Is it AI generated? because its amazing!

Leoimirmir ,

I think it is. The warped Disney logo kinda gives it away

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
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Yup completely ai generated with some simple touchups on gimp or photoshop you could probably fool alotta people into believing this is a real thing

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